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   Hope is patience with the lamp lit.
 ~quotes about Hope by Tertullian

   Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.
 ~funny gay quote by Seneca

   History paints the human heart.
 ~saying on History by Napoleon I

   Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
 ~funny gay quote by Mark Twain

   Man becomes man only by his intelligence, but he is man only by his heart.
 ~gay by Henri Frederic Amiel

   Unlike any other business in the United States, sports must preserve an illusion of perfect innocence. The mounting of this illusion defines the purpose and accounts for the immense wealth of American sports. It is the ceremony of innocence that the fans pay to see - not the game or the match or the bout, but the ritual portrayal of a world in which time stops and all hope remains plausible, in which everybody present can recover the blameless expectations of a child, where the forces of light always triumph over the powers of darkness.
 ~sayings about gay by Lewis H. Lapham, Money and Class in America, 1988

   A man's library is a sort of harem.
 ~quotes about Libraries by Ralph Waldo Emerson, The Conduct of Life, 1860

   When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
 ~funny gay quote by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894

   One should no more deplore homosexuality than left-handedness.
 ~saying on Homosexuality by Towards a Quaker View of Sex, 1964

   You are digging for the answers until your fingers bleed, to satisfy the hunger, to satiate the need.... And as you pray in your darkness for wings to set you free, you are bound to your silent legacy.
 ~funny gay quote by Melissa Etheridge, Silent Legacy, Yes I Am, 1993

   Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.
 ~gay by Robert Benchley

   Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
 ~sayings about gay by Robert Frost

   I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.
 ~quotes about Television by Malcolm Muggeridge

   What he had yearned to embrace was not the flesh but a downy spirit, a spark, the impalpable angel that inhabits the flesh.
 ~funny gay quote by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   Only dead fish swim with the stream.
 ~saying on Conformity by Malcolm Muggeridge

   Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
 ~funny gay quote by Author Unknown

   You must pay taxes. But there's no law that says you gotta leave a tip.
 ~gay by Morgan Stanley advertisement

   Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
 ~sayings about gay by Chi Chi Rodriguez

   That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
 ~quotes about Self-Respect by William J.H. Boetcker

   A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
 ~funny gay quote by Carl Sandburg

   As I said before, I never repeat myself.
 ~saying on Humor by

   Walking takes longer... than any other known form of locomotion except crawling. Thus it stretches time and prolongs life. Life is already too short to waste on speed.
 ~funny gay quote by Edward Abbey, Walking

   The average person could increase his income 20% by increasing his thinking 1%. One percent of your day is 14 minutes. Is that too much time to spend to increase your income 20%? Every day asks yourself: what one thing can I do today to increase my income? Asking yourself a question impels you to think to find the answer.
 ~gay by

   We have just barely started our voyage of discovery.
 ~sayings about gay by

   Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized. In the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident.
 ~quotes about Miscellaneous by Arthur Schopenhauer

   A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
 ~funny gay quote by Author Unknown

   What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child?
 ~saying on Patriotism by Lin Yutang

   The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
 ~funny gay quote by Warren G. Bennis

   Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs?
 ~gay by Christopher Morley, Contribution to a Contribution

   Changing our thoughts and attitudes requires effort. But anything that doesn’t require effort isn’t worth having.
 ~sayings about gay by

   Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 ~quotes about Humor by

   Love, and a cough, cannot be hid
 ~funny gay quote by George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651

   If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.
 ~saying on Integrity by Georges Courteline, La philosophie de Georges Courteline, 1917

   The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity.
 ~funny gay quote by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   The chains of habit are generally too small to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.
 ~gay by Samuel Johnson

   What is the essence of America? Finding and maintaining that perfect, delicate balance between freedom "to" and freedom "from."
 ~sayings about gay by Marilyn vos Savant, in Parade

   Wars usually have the effect of speeding up the process of history.
 ~quotes about History by Pieter Geyl, Debates With Historians

   The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
 ~funny gay quote by Fred Barling, Humorscope

   Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles.
 ~saying on Attitude by Alex Karras

   Arizona looks like a battle on Mars.
 ~funny gay quote by Author Unknown

   You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself
 ~gay by Harry Firestone

   Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
 ~sayings about gay by Fran Lebowitz

   I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
 ~quotes about Dogs by Penny Ward Moser

   A problem is a chance for you to do your best
 ~funny gay quote by Duke Ellington

   A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.
 ~saying on Attitude by D. Elton Trueblood

   High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
 ~funny gay quote by Christopher Morley

   If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
 ~gay by Earl Wilson

   [T]he American is a gentle guy; but don't pressure him; if you do he turns toad and squirts poison.
 ~sayings about gay by Martin H. Fischer

   This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in
 ~quotes about Patriotic by Theodore Roosevelt

   To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other
 ~funny gay quote by Jack Handy

   The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed - it is a process of elimination.
 ~saying on Simplicity by Elbert Hubbard

   Love is always present, it is just a matter of feeling it or not
 ~funny gay quote by Kimberly Kirberg

   History offers some consolation by reminding us that sin has flourished in every age.
 ~gay by Will and Ariel Durant, Lessons of History

   Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations.
 ~sayings about gay by Ron Dentinger

   Never be without pencil or paper to catch unexpected but useful tips, facts, ideas.
 ~quotes about Self Improvement by

   Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
 ~funny gay quote by Author Unknown

   If the King loves music, it is well with the land.
 ~saying on Music by Mencius

   Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected
 ~funny gay quote by Red Buttons

   The eager and often inconsiderate appeals of reformers and revolutionists are indispensable to counterbalance the inertia and fossilism marking so large a part of human institutions.
 ~gay by Walt Whitman, Democratic Vistas, 1871


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