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   The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada.
 ~quotes about Homosexuality by Lorne Bloch

   Retirement is like a long vacation in Las VegasThe goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money
 ~funny friendship sayings by Jonathan Clements

   Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.
 ~saying on Children by Robert Gallagher

   He that struggles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skillOur antagonist is our helper
 ~funny friendship sayings by Edmund Burke, The Revolution in France, 1790

   Our society's values are being corrupted by advertising's insistence on the equation: Youth equals popularity, popularity equals success, success equals happiness.
 ~friendship by John Fisher, The Plot to Make You Buy, 1968

   We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.
 ~sayings about friendship by Cynthia Ozick

   Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
 ~quotes about Reality by Jennifer Yane

   Libraries are the wardrobes of literature, whence men, properly informed may bring forth something for ornament, much for curiosity, and more for use.
 ~funny friendship sayings by William Dyer

   I travel a lot; I hate having my life disrupted by routine.
 ~saying on Travel by Caskie Stinnett

   Home is the place where, when you have to go there,They have to take you in.
 ~funny friendship sayings by Robert Frost, The Death of the Hired Man

   If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 ~friendship by Henry J. Tillman

   The clock of life is wound but once, and no one has the power, To tell just when its hands will stop, at late or early hour, So do today that noble deed, pursue it with a will, Delay not till tomorrow, your hands may then be still.
 ~sayings about friendship by

   Creditors have better memories than debtors.
 ~quotes about Debt by Benjamin Franklin

   Oh that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew.
 ~funny friendship sayings by William Shakespeare, Hamlet

   The best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love
 ~saying on Sweetest Day by William Wordsworth

   I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn
 ~funny friendship sayings by C.E. Cowman

   I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie. Neckties strangle clear thinking.
 ~friendship by Lin Yutang

   The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary.
 ~sayings about friendship by Elbert Hubbard

   The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.
 ~quotes about Goals by Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead

   To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of ignorance.
 ~funny friendship sayings by A. Bronson Alcott

   The road was new to me, as roads always are going back.
 ~saying on Philosophical by Sarah Orne Jewett, The Country Road of Pointed Firs, 1896

   The game of history is usually played by the best and the worst over the heads of the majority in the middle.
 ~funny friendship sayings by Eric Hoffer, The True Believer

   God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.
 ~friendship by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Men can live without air a few minutes, without water for about two weeks, without food for about two months - and without a new thought for years on end.
 ~sayings about friendship by Kent Ruth

   It is the common wonder of all men, how among so many millions of faces, there should be none alike.
 ~quotes about Faces by Thomas Browne, Religio Medici

   If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
 ~funny friendship sayings by Henry Ford

   One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, Is it half full or half empty? So I drank the water. No more problem.
 ~saying on Philosophical by Alexander Jodorowsky

   Focus on your potential instead of your limitations
 ~funny friendship sayings by Alan Loy Mcginnis

   You are a human being. You have rights inherent in that reality. You have dignity and worth that exists prior to law.
 ~friendship by Lyn Beth Neylon

   The thrift that does not make a man charitable sours into avarice.
 ~sayings about friendship by M.W. Harrison

   God hides things by putting them all around us.
 ~quotes about Self-Discovery by Author Unknown

   Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.
 ~funny friendship sayings by Art Rosenbaum

   I think that I cannot preserve my health and spirits, unless I spend four hours a day at least - and it is commonly more than that - sauntering through the woods and over the hills and fields, absolutely free from all worldly engagements.
 ~saying on Walking by Henry David Thoreau

   Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
 ~funny friendship sayings by Redd Foxx

   Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
 ~friendship by Erma Bombeck

   I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor.
 ~sayings about friendship by D.H. Lawrence

   The human race has had long experience and a fine tradition in surviving adversity. But we now face a task for which we have little experience, the task of surviving prosperity.
 ~quotes about Society by Alan Gregg

   I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.
 ~funny friendship sayings by George Sanders

   Embalm, v.: To cheat vegetation by locking up the gases upon which it feeds. By embalming their dead and thereby deranging the natural balance between animal and vegetable life, the Egyptians made their once fertile and populous country barren and incapable of supporting more than a meagre crew. The modern metallic burial casket is a step in the same direction, and many a dead man who ought now to be ornamenting his neighbor's lawn as a tree, or enriching his table as a bunch of radishes, is doomed to a long inutility. We shall get him after awhile if we are spared, but in the meantime the violet and the rose are languishing for a nibble at his glutaeus maximus.
 ~saying on Death by Ambrose Bierce

   I was put on this Earth To sing ANd bring JoY!!!!!!
 ~funny friendship sayings by Paulina

   It is incontestable that music induces in us a sense of the infinite and the contemplation of the invisible.
 ~friendship by Victor de LaPrade

   Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.
 ~sayings about friendship by Andrew V. Mason

   [An intellectual] is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
 ~quotes about Music by John Chesson

   Nothing is worth more than this day.
 ~funny friendship sayings by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
 ~saying on Success by William Feather

   A man who should act, for one day, on the supposition that all the people about him were influenced by the religion which they professed would find himself ruined by night.
 ~funny friendship sayings by Thomas Macaulay

   Love one another and you will be happyIt's as simple and as difficult as that
 ~friendship by Michael Leunig

   Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
 ~sayings about friendship by John F. Kennedy, 1961

   What we love to do we find time to do
 ~quotes about Love Quotes by John L. Spalding

   Garden writing is often very tame, a real waste when you think how opinionated, inquisitive, irreverent and lascivious gardeners themselves tend to be. Nobody talks much about the muscular limbs, dark, swollen buds, strip-tease trees and unholy beauty that have made us all slaves of the Goddess Flora.
 ~funny friendship sayings by Ketzel Levine's talkingplants.com

   You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched
 ~saying on I'm Sorry by Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911

   Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
 ~funny friendship sayings by Author Unknown

   Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.
 ~friendship by Lois Wyse

   A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives roses.
 ~sayings about friendship by Chinese Proverb

   Someday perhaps the inner light will shine forth from us, and then we'll need no other light.
 ~quotes about Light by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs.
 ~funny friendship sayings by Vance Havner

   I see History as a relay race in which one of us, before dropping in his tracks, must carry one stage further the challenge of being a man.
 ~saying on History by Romain Gary

   Ignorance is a right! Education is eroding one of the few democratic freedoms remaining to us.
 ~funny friendship sayings by Christopher Andrea

   Don't compromise yourself. You're all you've got.
 ~friendship by Janis Joplin


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