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   Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending.
 ~quotes about Carpe Diem by Author Unknown

   I suppose that leadership at one time meant muscle; but today it means getting along with people.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Indira Gandhi

   Thousands have gone to heaven who never read one page of the Bible.
 ~saying on Religion by Francis A. Baker

   To fulfill your dream, you need to make a commitment to work at until it becomes another feather in your cap. Without total commitment, nothing in the world can change you. Without unwavering commitment to improve, no learning system in the world can advance your life. Without sacrificial commitment, you cannot master life’s forces and attain heights of achievements.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Anthony Robbins

   There is in every true woman’s heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity, but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity.
 ~friendship by Elisabeth Guizot

   Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.
 ~sayings about friendship by Leo Buscaglia

   Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.
 ~quotes about Heartache by Edna St. Vincent Millay

   I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Tug McGraw, when asked if he preferred grass or artificial turf, 1974

   God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them.
 ~saying on Prayer by Richard J. Needham

   Nothing is not only nothing. It is also our prison.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting, it may not be logical but it is often true
 ~friendship by Mr. Spock, Star Trek

   Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for.
 ~sayings about friendship by Stanislaus I, Maxims

   Behind every successful woman... is a substantial amount of coffee.
 ~quotes about Caffeine by Stephanie Piro

   Psychoanalysis is a technique we practice at our cost; psychoanalysis degrades our risks, our dangers, our depths; it strips us of our impurities, of all that made us curious about ourselves.
 ~funny friendship quotes by E.M. Cioran

   With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well too
 ~saying on Money by Yiddish Proverb

   A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.
 ~funny friendship quotes by John B. Priestly

   There is nothing so desperately monotonous as the sea, and I no longer wonder at the cruelty of pirates.
 ~friendship by James Russell Lowell

   History begins in novel and ends in essay.
 ~sayings about friendship by Thomas Babington Macaulay

   All of us learn to write by the second grade, then most of us go on to other things.
 ~quotes about Media Journalism by Bobby Knight, on reporters

   Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light
 ~funny friendship quotes by Norman B. Rice

   There is a sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed.
 ~saying on Environment by Mohandas K. Gandhi

   Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
 ~funny friendship quotes by John Barrymore

   Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
 ~friendship by Will Rogers

   Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
 ~sayings about friendship by Mark Twain

   I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that.
 ~quotes about Faces by Lauren Bacall

   I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
 ~saying on Love by Author Unknown

   If you want to kill time, try working it to death.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Sam Levonson

   Are you lonely? Stretch a hand to one unfriended and your loneliness is ended.
 ~friendship by

   No game in the world is as tidy and dramatically neat as baseball, with cause and effect, crime and punishment, motive and result, so cleanly defined." - Paul Gallico through hell in a gasoline suit to keep playing baseball
 ~sayings about friendship by Pete Rose

   Your encouraging smile can escort others beyond the wearisome mile.
 ~quotes about Motivation by Jose B. Cabajar

   Staying with people consists in your not having your own way, and their not having theirs.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Maarten Maartens

   Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
 ~saying on Success by Joe Paterno

   During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Mickey Mantle, 1970

   Let everyone sweep in front of his own door and the whole world will be clean.
 ~friendship by Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

   Books, not which afford us a cowering enjoyment, but in which each thought is of unusual daring; such as an idle man cannot read, and a timid one would not be entertained by, which even make us dangerous to existing institution - such call I good books.
 ~sayings about friendship by Henry David Thoreau

   What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
 ~quotes about Funny Quotes by Woody Allen

   To be obliged to beg our daily happiness from others bespeaks a more lamentable poverty than that of him who begs his daily bread.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Charles Caleb Colton

   The dirtiest book of all is the expurgated book.
 ~saying on Censorship by Walt Whitman

   What is true by lamplight is not always true by sunlight.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Joseph Joubert

   We always prefer war on our own terms to peace on someone else's.
 ~friendship by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.
 ~sayings about friendship by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford, Identity Crisis, M*A*S*H

   Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.
 ~quotes about Proverbs by

   Most sermons sound to me like commercials - but I can't make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Twilight drops her curtain down, and pins it with a star.
 ~saying on Night by Lucy Maud Montgomery

   If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
 ~funny friendship quotes by Milton Berle

   First we are children to our parents, then parents to our children, then parents to our parents, then children to our children.
 ~friendship by Milton Greenblatt

   The truest courage is not on the battlefield, but in every day tasks, that test our will power to overcome boredom, drudgery and obstacles.
 ~sayings about friendship by

   All that the historians give us are little oases in the desert of time, and we linger fondly in these, forgetting the vast tracks between one and another that were trodden by the weary generations of men.
 ~quotes about History by John Alfred Spender, The Comments of Bagshot

   In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Author Unknown

   Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
 ~saying on Age by Don Marquis

   Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Ben Hogan

   Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
 ~friendship by Timothy Leary

   I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet
 ~sayings about friendship by David Beckham

   Those who wish to sing, always find a song.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Swedish Proverb

   What makes you think that human beings are sentient and aware? There's no evidence for it. Human beings never think for themselves, they find it too uncomfortable. For the most part, members of our species simply repeat what they are told - and become upset if they are exposed to any different view. The characteristic human trait is not awareness but conformity, and the characteristic result is religious warfare. Other animals fight for territory or food; but, uniquely in the animal kingdom, human beings fight for their beliefs. The reason is that beliefs guide behavior, which has evolutionary importance among human beings. But at a time when our behavior may well lead us to extinction, I see no reason to assume we have any awareness at all. We are stubborn, self-destructive conformists. Any other view of our species is a self-congratulatory delusion.
 ~funny friendship quotes by Michael Crichton, The Lost World

   In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.
 ~saying on Inner Child by Friedrich Nietzsche

   Success is heavy burden, but not as heavy as failure.
 ~funny friendship quotes by

   Jealousy is an awkward homage which inferiority renders to merit.
 ~friendship by Mme. de Puixieux


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