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   We have just barely started our voyage of discovery.
 ~quotes about Technology by

   Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized. In the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident.
 ~funny friendship quote by Arthur Schopenhauer

   A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
 ~saying on Women by Author Unknown

   What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child?
 ~funny friendship quote by Lin Yutang

   The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
 ~friendship by Warren G. Bennis

   Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs?
 ~sayings about friendship by Christopher Morley, Contribution to a Contribution

   Changing our thoughts and attitudes requires effort. But anything that doesn’t require effort isn’t worth having.
 ~quotes about Attitude by

   Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 ~funny friendship quote by

   Love, and a cough, cannot be hid
 ~saying on Valentine's Day by George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651

   If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.
 ~funny friendship quote by Georges Courteline, La philosophie de Georges Courteline, 1917

   The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity.
 ~friendship by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   The chains of habit are generally too small to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.
 ~sayings about friendship by Samuel Johnson

   What is the essence of America? Finding and maintaining that perfect, delicate balance between freedom "to" and freedom "from."
 ~quotes about Patriotic by Marilyn vos Savant, in Parade

   Wars usually have the effect of speeding up the process of history.
 ~funny friendship quote by Pieter Geyl, Debates With Historians

   The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
 ~saying on Jobs by Fred Barling, Humorscope

   Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles.
 ~funny friendship quote by Alex Karras

   Arizona looks like a battle on Mars.
 ~friendship by Author Unknown

   You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself
 ~sayings about friendship by Harry Firestone

   Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
 ~quotes about Hair by Fran Lebowitz

   I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
 ~funny friendship quote by Penny Ward Moser

   A problem is a chance for you to do your best
 ~saying on Adversity by Duke Ellington

   A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.
 ~funny friendship quote by D. Elton Trueblood

   High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
 ~friendship by Christopher Morley

   If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
 ~sayings about friendship by Earl Wilson

   [T]he American is a gentle guy; but don't pressure him; if you do he turns toad and squirts poison.
 ~quotes about America by Martin H. Fischer

   This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in
 ~funny friendship quote by Theodore Roosevelt

   To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other
 ~saying on Sports by Jack Handy

   The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed - it is a process of elimination.
 ~funny friendship quote by Elbert Hubbard

   Love is always present, it is just a matter of feeling it or not
 ~friendship by Kimberly Kirberg

   History offers some consolation by reminding us that sin has flourished in every age.
 ~sayings about friendship by Will and Ariel Durant, Lessons of History

   Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations.
 ~quotes about Humor by Ron Dentinger

   Never be without pencil or paper to catch unexpected but useful tips, facts, ideas.
 ~funny friendship quote by

   Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
 ~saying on Marriage by Author Unknown

   If the King loves music, it is well with the land.
 ~funny friendship quote by Mencius

   Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected
 ~friendship by Red Buttons

   The eager and often inconsiderate appeals of reformers and revolutionists are indispensable to counterbalance the inertia and fossilism marking so large a part of human institutions.
 ~sayings about friendship by Walt Whitman, Democratic Vistas, 1871

   The speedway ends at the cemetery.
 ~quotes about Driving by Author Unknown

   He gained a world; he gave that world Its grandest lesson: "On! sail on!"
 ~funny friendship quote by Joaquin Miller

   Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise.
 ~saying on Attitude by Kathleen Turner

   There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.
 ~funny friendship quote by Tom DeMarco and Timothy Lister

   If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner.
 ~friendship by Lindsey Nelson

   A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.
 ~sayings about friendship by Latin Proverb

   Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time.
 ~quotes about Carpe Diem by Johann von Goethe

   Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.
 ~funny friendship quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
 ~saying on Laughter by Ken Kesey

   You can't run away from troubleThere ain't no place that far
 ~funny friendship quote by Uncle Remus

   No man is quick enough to enjoy life to the full.
 ~friendship by Spanish Proverb

   Most passport pictures are good likenesses, and it is time we faced it.
 ~sayings about friendship by Katharine Brush

   The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
 ~quotes about Happiness by C.P. Snow

   Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects
 ~funny friendship quote by Arnold Glasow

   You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it
 ~saying on Comedy by Bill Cosby

   We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved.
 ~funny friendship quote by Author Unknown

   Books are the compasses and telescopes and sextants and charts which other men have prepared to help us navigate the dangerous seas of human life.
 ~friendship by Jesse Lee Bennett

   The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
 ~sayings about friendship by Adlai Stevenson

   You can fall in love at first sight with a place as with a person.
 ~quotes about Places by Alec Waugh

   Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
 ~funny friendship quote by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   Watch a man in times of... adversity to discover what kind of man he is; for then at last words of truth are drawn from the depths of his heart, and the mask is torn off
 ~saying on Adversity by Lucretius, On the Nature of Things

   A writer and nothing else: a man alone in a room with the English language, trying to get human feelings right.
 ~funny friendship quote by John K. Hutchens, New York Herald Tribune, 10 September 1961

   After a visit to the beach, it's hard to believe that we live in a material world
 ~friendship by Pam Shaw


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