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   Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you enough chance to love you enough.
 ~quotes about Relationships by Dinah Shore

   Just around the corner in every woman's mind - is a lovely dress, a wonderful suit, or entire costume which will make an enchanting new creature of her.
 ~funny friend sayings by Wilhela Cushman

   To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring
 ~saying on Groundhog Day by W.J. Vogel

   Defeat may serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.
 ~funny friend sayings by Edwin Markham

   An apology is a good way to have the last word
 ~friend by Author Unknown

   Love is being stupid together
 ~sayings about friend by Paul Valery

   To a runner, a side stich is like a car alarm. It signifies something is wrong, but you ignore it until it goes away.
 ~quotes about Running by Author Unknown

   When one has a great deal to put into it a day has a hundred pockets.
 ~funny friend sayings by Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human

   Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 a gallon for gas.
 ~saying on Running by Esa Tikkannen, 1979

   Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
 ~funny friend sayings by Albert Camus

   Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? Is it because we are not the person involved?
 ~friend by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894

   It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
 ~sayings about friend by Mark Twain

   Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did
 ~quotes about Retirement by Malcolm Forbes

   A lot of people are willing to give God credit, but so few ever give Him cash.
 ~funny friend sayings by Robert E. Harris, Laugh with the Circuit Rider

   I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said No.
 ~saying on Sex by Woody Allen

   Why does everybody stand up and sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame when they're already there?
 ~funny friend sayings by Larry Anderson

   Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
 ~friend by Author Unknown

   Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with ageSometimes age just shows up all by itself
 ~sayings about friend by Tom Wilson

   It is utterly forbidden to be half-hearted about gardening. You have got to love your garden whether you like it or not.
 ~quotes about Gardens by W.C. Sellar & R.J. Yeatman, Garden Rubbish, 1936

   It is well to know something of the manners of various peoples, in order more sanely to judge our own, and that we do not think that everything against our modes is ridiculous, and against reason, as those who have seen nothing are accustomed to think.
 ~funny friend sayings by René Descartes, Discourse on the Method, 1637 (translated)

   Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.
 ~saying on Very True by Joseph Addison, The Spectator

   Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself.
 ~funny friend sayings by Francis Meehan

   [History is] the story of the magnificent rear-guard action fought during several thousand years by dogma against curiosity.
 ~friend by Robert S. Lynd

   Just Do It!
 ~sayings about friend by Nike

   You cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your hands. Take it up reverently, for it is an old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it.
 ~quotes about Experience. by John Updike

   You spend 16 hours working and sleeping every day. Why not 30 minutes sharpening your mind.
 ~funny friend sayings by

   There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age.
 ~saying on Children by Benjamin Spock, Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care, 1945

   Games of chance are traps to catch school boy novies and gaping country squires, who begin with a guinea and end with a mortgage.
 ~funny friend sayings by Author Unknown

   Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
 ~friend by Samuel Johnson

   At bottom every man knows well enough that he is a unique being, only once on this earth; and by no extraordinary chance will such a marvelously picturesque piece of diversity in unity as he is, ever be put together a second time.
 ~sayings about friend by Friedrich Nietzsche

   Ronaldo is always very close to being either onside or offside
 ~quotes about Sports Soccer by Ronaldo

   The gross heathenism of civilization has generally destroyed nature, and poetry, and all that is spiritual.
 ~funny friend sayings by John Muir, letter to J.B. McChesney, 19 September 1871

   RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
 ~saying on Computers by Author Unknown

   Law never made men a whit more just.
 ~funny friend sayings by Henry David Thoreau

   I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself. I will be rich by myself, and not by borrowing.
 ~friend by Michel de Montaigne

   They hover as a cloud of witnesses above this Nation
 ~sayings about friend by Henry Ward Beecher

   There are but three events in a man's life: birth, life, and death. He is not conscious of being born, he dies in pain, and he forgets to live.
 ~quotes about Carpe Diem by Jean de la Bruyère

   War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
 ~funny friend sayings by Bertrand Russell

   Auld Daddy Darkness creeps frae his hole,Black as a blackmoor, blin' as a mole.
 ~saying on Halloween by James Farguson

   What has been the effect of religious coercion? To make half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites.
 ~funny friend sayings by Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia, 1785

   Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
 ~friend by Elsa Schiaparelli

   The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.
 ~sayings about friend by Logan Pearsall Smith

   Objectivity has about as much substance as the emperor's new clothes.
 ~quotes about Reality by Connie Miller

   Dancers are instruments, like a piano the choreographer plays.
 ~funny friend sayings by George Balanchine

   He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree
 ~saying on Christmas by Roy L. Smith

   Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
 ~funny friend sayings by Gerhard Kocher

   Sometimes questions are more important than answers.
 ~friend by Nancy Willard, quoted in The Meaning of Life, compiled by Hugh S. Moorhead

   The problem is that when you get it, you're too damned old to do anything about it.
 ~sayings about friend by Jimmy Connors, on experience

   The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
 ~quotes about Future by John Sladek

   Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialistic, otherworldly, New Age spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu and seaweed slime.
 ~funny friend sayings by Edward Abbey

   Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.
 ~saying on Perseverance by Walter Elliott, The Spiritual Life

   There is no failure except in no longer trying.
 ~funny friend sayings by Elbert Hubbard

   I believe more follies are committed out of complaisance to the world, than in following our own inclinations.
 ~friend by Mary Wortley Montagu

   If every day a man takes orders in silence from an incompetent superior, if every day he solemnly performs ritual acts which he privately finds ridiculous, if he unhesitatingly gives answers to questionnaires which are contrary to his real opinions and is prepared to deny his own self in public, if he sees no difficulty in feigning sympathy or even affection where, in fact, he feels only indifference or aversion, it still does not mean that he has entirely lost the use of one of the basic human senses, namely, the sense of humiliation
 ~sayings about friend by Vaclav Havel

   Honesty is never seen sitting astride the fence.
 ~quotes about Honesty by Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays, 1911

   When a man really believes that it is necessary to do a certain thing to be happy forever, or that a certain belief is necessary to ensure eternal joy, there is in that man no spirit of concession. He divides the whole world into saints and sinners, into believers and unbelievers, into God's sheep and Devil's goats, into people who will be glorified and people who are damned.
 ~funny friend sayings by Robert Ingersoll, Some Reasons Why

   Time wastes our bodies and our wits, but we waste time, so we are quits.
 ~saying on Time by Author Unknown

   Medicine for the soul.
 ~funny friend sayings by Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

   Birth and Death are the two noblest expressions of bravery
 ~friend by Kahlil Gibran


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