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   Make the most of the fact that life is always changing. Change it for the better.

 ~quotes about Family by Ralph Marston

   Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
 ~funny friend saying by Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, 1969

   There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity
 ~saying on Adversity by Washington Irving, The Sketch Book, 1820

   It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
 ~funny friend saying by Groucho Marx

   Love someone who doesn't deserve it.
 ~friend by Author Unknown

   Two and two the mathematician continues to make four, in spite of the whine of the amateur for three, or the cry of the critic for five.
 ~sayings about friend by James McNeill Whistler, Whistler Versus Ruskin, 1878

   You lose a lot of time, hating people.
 ~quotes about Hate by Marian Anderson

   Weigh twice what you can only decide once. Caution is wisdom’s elder sister. Measure twice before you saw once. Take a second look. It costs nothing.
 ~funny friend saying by

   veryone wants to understand art. Why don’t we try to understand the song of a bird? Why do we love the night, the flowers, everything around us, without trying to understand them? But in the case of a painting, people think they have to understand.
 ~saying on Attitude by Pablo Picasso

   Let no one who loves be called altogether unhappy; Even love unreturned has its rainbow
 ~funny friend saying by Eaton Stannard Barret

   It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
 ~friend by Tallulah Bankhead

   If happiness you would win, share it. It was born a twin.
 ~sayings about friend by

   The shortest path to world peace is world trade. The shortest path to domestic peace and marital peace is communications.
 ~quotes about Family by

   The new appears as a minority point of view, and hence is unpopular. The function of a university is to give it a sanctuary.
 ~funny friend saying by Martin H. Fischer

   The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness.
 ~saying on Happiness by Eric Hoffer, The Passionate State of Mind, 1954

   Is life so wretched? Isn't it rather your hands which are too small, your vision which is muddled? You are the one who must grow up.
 ~funny friend saying by Dag Hammarskjold

   Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
 ~friend by Author Unknown

   The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes.
 ~sayings about friend by Bella Abzug

   Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
 ~quotes about Sex by Woody Allen

   As though pure white snow flashed and sparkled with the color of bright ruddy wine, and was overcome by this radiance.
 ~funny friend saying by Author unknown, about the opal

   Personality can open doors; only character can keep them open.
 ~saying on Personality by

   Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority
 ~funny friend saying by Vince Lombardi

   Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
 ~friend by Ogden Nash

   Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?
 ~sayings about friend by Henry Finck

   The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
 ~quotes about Advice by Author Unknown

   I'm cute in gym shorts! I'm slim and trim, and you'd be impressed - I've good calves
 ~funny friend saying by Larry King

   A morning without coffee is like sleep.
 ~saying on Caffeine by Author Unknown

   No news is good news. No journalists is even better.
 ~funny friend saying by Nicolas Bentley

   Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.
 ~friend by W. Earl Hall

   Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it.
 ~sayings about friend by From the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off

   Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker
 ~quotes about I Love You by Author Unknown

   Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
 ~funny friend saying by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   We cannot carry our father's corpse with us everywhere we go.
 ~saying on Living by Guillaume Apollinaire, The Cubist Painters, 1913

   Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.
 ~funny friend saying by Author Unknown

   Nothing risqué, nothing gained.
 ~friend by Alexander Woollcott

   Among my most prized possessions are words that I have never spoken.
 ~sayings about friend by Orson Rega Card

   I cannot forget my mother. [S]he is my bridge. When I needed to get across, she steadied herself long enough for me to run across safely.
 ~quotes about Mothers by Renita Weems

   Never set a standar in the love your looking for coz you'll end up eating your words. For love comes with the unlikely person and if you ask God why? He will answer: LOVE JUST MOVES IN A MYSTERIOUS WAYS!!!
 ~funny friend saying by Judith >"'<

   Why should man expect his prayer for mercy to be heard by What is above him when he shows no mercy to what is under him?
 ~saying on Environment by Pierre Troubetzkoy

   I would not exchange my leisure hours for all the wealth in the world.
 ~funny friend saying by Comte de Mirabeau

   Good habits are hard to acquire but easy to live with.
 ~friend by

   The happiest hours of mankind are recorded on the blank pages of history.
 ~sayings about friend by Thomas Carlyle, Life of Frederick the Great

   I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school.
 ~quotes about Parenting by Author Unknown

   What is true by lamplight is not always true by sunlight.
 ~funny friend saying by Joseph Joubert

   Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day.
 ~saying on Yoga by Carol Krucoff

   We need an America with the wisdom of experienceBut we must not let America grow old in spirit
 ~funny friend saying by Hubert H. Humphrey

   Do not put your faith in what statistics say until you have carefully considered what they do not say.
 ~friend by William W. Watt

   The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
 ~sayings about friend by Sydney J. Harris

   For every fact there is an infinity of hypotheses.
 ~quotes about Science by Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, 1974

   Hair is vitally personal to children. They weep vigorously when it is cut for the first time; no matter how it grows, bushy, straight or curly, they feel they are being shorn of a part of their personality.
 ~funny friend saying by Charles Chaplin, My Autobiography, 1964

   A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
 ~saying on Perspective by Alexander Pope, in Swift, Miscellanies

   I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
 ~funny friend saying by Bella Abzug

   No rage is equal to the rage of a contented right-thinking man when he is confronted in the marketplace by an idea which belongs in the pulpit.
 ~friend by Thurman W. Arnold

   A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
 ~sayings about friend by Paul Valery

   The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely
 ~quotes about Baseball by Ted Williams

   If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
 ~funny friend saying by Lily Tomlin

   The first and highest law must be the love of man to man. Homo homini Deus est - this is the supreme practical maxim, this is the turning point of the world's History.
 ~saying on Kindness by Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity

   For, after all, put it as we may to ourselves, we are all of us from birth to death guests at a table which we did not spread. The sun, the earth, love, friends, our very breath are parts of the banquet.... Shall we think of the day as a chance to come nearer to our Host, and to find out something of Him who has fed us so long?
 ~funny friend saying by Rebecca Harding Davis

   The wise ones fashioned speech with their thought, sifting it as grain is sifted through a sieve.
 ~friend by Buddha


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