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   The Lord loveth a cheerful giver. He also accepteth from a grouch.
 ~quotes about Gifts by Catherine Hall

   I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
 ~funny friend quotes by Oscar Levant

   For yesterday is but a dream, and tomorrow only a vision of joy and hope, Look well then to this day.
 ~saying on Goals by

   It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.
 ~funny friend quotes by Meryl Streep

   Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air.
 ~friend by Jim Murray

   Life can't ever really defeat a writer who is in love with writing, for life itself is a writer's lover until death - fascinating, cruel, lavish, warm, cold, treacherous, constant.
 ~sayings about friend by Edna Ferber, A Kind of Magic, 1963

   Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous system or the brain of nature. We're not the brain, we are a cancer on nature.
 ~quotes about Environment by Dave Foreman, Harper's, April 1990

   A man's work is nothing but this slow trek to rediscover, through the detours of art, those two or three great and simple images in whose presence his heart first opened.
 ~funny friend quotes by Albert Camus

   Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come.
 ~saying on Attitude by Chinese Proverb

   A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in the experience.
 ~funny friend quotes by Elbert Hubbard

   The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked.
 ~friend by Tillie Olsen, Tell Me a Riddle

   I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets.
 ~sayings about friend by Wilson Mizner

   Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
 ~quotes about Dancing by Author Unknown

   Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic.
 ~funny friend quotes by Rosalind Russell

   We practice every day, either doing team stuff or working out as an individual. In the offseason we work out with weights, just trying to get stronger
 ~saying on Sports Volleyball by Misty May

   I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality.... I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the f
 ~funny friend quotes by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   Better than honor and glory, and History's iron pen,Was the thought of duty done and the love of his fellow-men.
 ~friend by Richard Watson Gilder

   Habit is a cable; we weave a thread each day, and at last we cannot break it.
 ~sayings about friend by Horace Mann

   In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action.
 ~quotes about Living by Aristotle

   America is God's crucible, the great Melting-Pot where all the races of Europe are melting and reforming!... The real American has not yet arrived. He is only in the crucible, I tell you - he will be the fusion of all races.
 ~funny friend quotes by Israel Zangwill

   The conquest of the earth, which mostly means the taking it away from those who have a different complexion or slightly flatter noses than ourselves, is not a pretty thing when you look into it.
 ~saying on Racism by Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness

   The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play
 ~funny friend quotes by Arnold Toynbee

   I've always felt it was not up to anyone else to make me give my best
 ~friend by Akeem Olajuwon

   Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens
 ~sayings about friend by Carl Jung

   Terms like that, Humane Society, are devised with people like me in mind, who don't care to dwell on what happens to the innocent.
 ~quotes about Animal Rights by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   Light is good from whatever lamp it shines.
 ~funny friend quotes by Author Unknown

   How reluctantly the mind consents to reality!
 ~saying on Reality by Norman Douglas

   'Tis very certain the desire of life prolongs it.
 ~funny friend quotes by Lord Byron

   Justice may be blind, but she has very sophisticated listening devices.
 ~friend by Edgar Argo

   Publication - is the auction of the Mind of Man.
 ~sayings about friend by Emily Dickinson

   A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.
 ~quotes about Walking by Author Unknown

   As soon as forever is through, I'll be over you.
 ~funny friend quotes by Toto

   If one man offers you democracy and another offers you a bag of grain, at what stage of starvation will you prefer the grain to the vote?
 ~saying on Perspective by Bertrand Russell

   No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet
 ~funny friend quotes by Author Unknown

   Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them.
 ~friend by Alexi Konstantinovich Tolstoy

   There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
 ~sayings about friend by Winston Churchill

   The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
 ~quotes about Funny Saying by Humphrey Davy

   No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
 ~funny friend quotes by Abraham Lincoln

   Like our shadows, our wishes lengthen as our sun declines.
 ~saying on Age by Edward Young, Night Thoughts

   We dare not forget that we are the heirs of that first revolution
 ~funny friend quotes by John F. Kennedy

   I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
 ~friend by Stephen Roberts

   When deeds speak, words are nothing.
 ~sayings about friend by African Proverb

   Democracy is like a raft: It won't sink, but you will always have your feet wet.
 ~quotes about Government by Russell B. Long

   I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.
 ~funny friend quotes by Author Unknown

   Love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them to fit our own image... otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.
 ~saying on Love by Author Unknown

   Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.
 ~funny friend quotes by Abba Eban

   I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
 ~friend by Elwyn Brooks White

   Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
 ~sayings about friend by George Bernard Shaw

   Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
 ~quotes about Friendship by

   Cut your losses and let your profits run
 ~funny friend quotes by Proverb

   Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.
 ~saying on Censorship by Alfred Whitney Griswold, New York Times, 24 February 1959

   There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.
 ~funny friend quotes by Josh Billings

   Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending
 ~friend by Lazurus Long

   The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
 ~sayings about friend by G.K. Chesterton

   The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians for the body and physicians for the soul, although the two cannot be separated.
 ~quotes about Medical by Plato

   Some people take more care to hide their wisdom than their folly.
 ~funny friend quotes by Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1711

   I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents become better people as a result of practicing it.
 ~saying on Religion by Joe Mullally

   A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.
 ~funny friend quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   When the superficial wearies me, it wearies me so much that I need an abyss in order to rest.
 ~friend by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin


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