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   If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
 ~quotes about American football by Bob Golic

   When the wine is in, the wit is out.
 ~funny food quotes by Proverb

   Be happy. It's one way of being wise.
 ~saying on Happiness by Colette

   The human spirit is not dead. It lives on in secret.... It has come to believe that compassion, in which all ethics must take root, can only attain its full breadth and depth if it embraces all living creatures and does not limit itself to mankind.
 ~funny food quotes by Albert Schweitzer, Novel Peace Prize address, The Problem of Peace in the World Today

   Being rich isn't about money. Being rich is a state of mind. Some of us, no matter how much money we have, will never be free enough to take time to stop and eat the heart of the watermelon. And some of us will be rich without ever being more than a paycheck ahead of the game.
 ~food by Harvey B. Mackay

   I have always been amazed at the way an ordinary observer lends so much more credence and attaches so much more importance to waking events than to those occurring in dreams.... Man... is above all the plaything of his memory.
 ~sayings about food by Andre Breton, Manifesto of Surrealism, 1924

   Silence moves faster when it's going backward.
 ~quotes about Hawww by Jean Cocteau

   Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead.
 ~funny food quotes by Robert S. Lynd

   Keep a sharp eye on that devil, procrastination, waiting for his chance to lure you to the easy chair, to gossip, to dawdling, and the TV – which is mostly a literature of illiterate – the amusement of non-thinkers.
 ~saying on Maturing Altruistically by

   Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.
 ~funny food quotes by Hubert Humphrey

   The players are too serious. They don't have any fun any more. They come to camp with a financial adviser and they read the stock market page before the sports pages. They concern themselves with statistics rather than simply playing the game and enjoying it for what it is
 ~food by Rocky Bridges

   Nurses are I.V. leaguers.
 ~sayings about food by Author Unknown

   This heart, my own dear mother, bends,With love's true instinct, back to thee!
 ~quotes about Mothers Day by Thomas Moore

   Some places speak distinctly. Certain dank gardens cry aloud for a murder; certain old houses demand to be haunted; certain coasts are set apart for shipwrecks.
 ~funny food quotes by Robert Louis Stevenson

   If a man happens to find himself, he has a mansion which he can inhabit with dignity all the days of his life.
 ~saying on Self-Discovery by James A. Michener

   Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway.
 ~funny food quotes by Emory Austin

   There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a nice cup of tea.
 ~food by Bernard-Paul Heroux

   Don't tell my mother I work in an advertising agency - she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.
 ~sayings about food by Jacques Seguela

   I believe... that security declines as security machinery expands.
 ~quotes about Society by E.B. White

   I love America more than any other country in this world; and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.
 ~funny food quotes by James Baldwin

   Beware of a man of one book.
 ~saying on Wise Words by English Proverb

   There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.
 ~funny food quotes by William J. Bennett, The Book of Virtues

   Half the wisdom of life is eliminating the non-essentials.
 ~food by

   since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our women, cus if we dont we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies, who make the babies. And since a man can't make one he has no right to tell a women when and where to create one
 ~sayings about food by Tupac Shakur

   May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!
 ~quotes about Gifts by Author Unknown

   An older sister is a friend and defender - a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.
 ~funny food quotes by Pam Brown

   I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality.... I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word.
 ~saying on Racism by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   Desire is half of life, indifference is half of death
 ~funny food quotes by Kahlil Gibran

   Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
 ~food by Author Unknown

   Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us to look before we leap promptly warns us that if we hesitate we are lost; that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but out of sight, out of mind.
 ~sayings about food by Leo Rosten

   A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
 ~quotes about Food by James Beard

   Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.
 ~funny food quotes by Luke Salisbury

   Too many historical writers are the votaries of cults, which, by definition are dedicated to whitewashing warts and hanging halos.
 ~saying on History by Thomas A. Bailey

   Have a very good reason for everything you do.
 ~funny food quotes by Laurence Olivier

   The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.
 ~food by Clare Boothe Luce

   Repetition is the mother of all skill.
 ~sayings about food by Anthony Robbins

   An age is called dark, not because the light fails to shine but because people refuse to see it.
 ~quotes about Light by James Michener

   I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see.
 ~funny food quotes by John Burroughs

   The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder
 ~saying on Graduation by Ralph W. Sockman

   Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
 ~funny food quotes by Robert Benchley

   Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
 ~food by P.J. O'Rourke

   Ideally, the umpire should combine the integrity of a Supreme Court judge, the physical agility of an acrobat, the endurance of Job and the imperturbability of Buddha.
 ~sayings about food by The Villains in Blue, Time magazine, 25 August 1961

   Don't take your organs to heaven with you. Heaven knows we need them here.
 ~quotes about Medical by Author Unknown

   The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
 ~funny food quotes by Daniel Webster

   My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
 ~saying on God by Christopher Morley

   After a day's walk everything has twice its usual value.
 ~funny food quotes by George Macauley Trevelyan

   The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded
 ~food by George Orwell

   I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
 ~sayings about food by Will Rogers

   It's not enough to have a dream, Unless you're willing to pursue it. It's not enough to know what's right, Unless you're strong enough to do it. It's not enough to learn the truth, Unless you also learn to live it. It's not enough to reach for love, Unless you care enough to give it Men who are resolved to find a way for themselves will always find opportunities enough; and if they do not find them, they will make them
 ~quotes about Dreams by Samuel Smiles

   There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.
 ~funny food quotes by Alfred Hitchcock

   Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion
 ~saying on Dance by Martha Graham

   I think the world is run by C students.
 ~funny food quotes by Al McGuire

   A teacher's purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.
 ~food by Author Unknown

   Although every man believes that his decisions and resolutions involve the most multifarious factors, in reality they are mere oscillation between flight and longing.
 ~sayings about food by Herman Broch

   I have no doubt that we will be successful in harnessing the sun's energy.... If sunbeams were weapons of war, we would have had solar energy centuries ago.
 ~quotes about Environment by Sir George Porter, quoted in The Observer, 26 August 1973

   Adversity introduces a man to himself
 ~funny food quotes by Author Unknown

   Photography records the gamut of feelings written on the human face, the beauty of the earth and skies that man has inherited, and the wealth and confusion man has created. It is a major force in explaining man to man.
 ~saying on Photography by Edward Steichen

   If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.
 ~funny food quotes by George Bernard Shaw

   Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him.
 ~food by Blaise Pascal


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