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   What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
 ~quotes about Inner Child by Sigmund Freud

   The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew.
 ~funny family quotes by Author Unknown

   We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.
 ~saying on Integrity by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Kavanagh, 1849

   How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward.
 ~funny family quotes by Spanish Proverb

   Don't just do something - sit there!
 ~family by Author Unknown

   I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars.
 ~sayings about family by Walt Whitman

   Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.
 ~quotes about Age by G. Norman Collie

   There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
 ~funny family quotes by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn

   Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money.
 ~saying on Money by Author Unknown

   We are formed and molded by our thoughts. Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts give joy when they speak or act. Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.
 ~funny family quotes by Buddha

   Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.
 ~family by Jacques Prévert

   If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.
 ~sayings about family by Linda Sunshine

   Forbidden things have a secret charm.
 ~quotes about Charm by Publius Cornelius Tacitus

   Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.
 ~funny family quotes by Pam Brown

   The true form is magnificently illuminated with gleaming fire. The teaching's voice is total silence amid the ringing of wind chimes. The moon hangs in the old pine tree, cold in the falling night. The chilled crane in its nest in the clouds has not yet been aroused from its dreams
 ~saying on Cool by Hongzhi Zhengjue

   You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet.
 ~funny family quotes by Hal Borland, Sundial of the Seasons, 1964

   You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend.
 ~family by Paul Sweeney

   Few of the many wise apothegms which have been uttered have prevented a single foolish action.
 ~sayings about family by Thomas Babington Macaulay

   For those passionately in love, the whole world seems to smile
 ~quotes about Love Quotes by David Myers

   When any fit of gloominess, or perversion of mind, lays hold upon you, make it a rule not to publish it by complaints.
 ~funny family quotes by Samuel Johnson

   If... the machine of government... is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another, then, I say, break the law
 ~saying on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Henry David Thoreau, On the Duty of Civil Disobediance, 1849

   Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.
 ~funny family quotes by William Faulkner

   By night, an atheist half believes in God.
 ~family by Edward Young, Night Thoughts

   The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age
 ~sayings about family by Lucille Ball

   He seemed to have an obligation to hit
 ~quotes about Baseball by Lou Brock

   Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
 ~funny family quotes by Oscar Ameringer

   You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is going.
 ~saying on Teenagers by Author Unknown

   The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
 ~funny family quotes by David Russell

   Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one.
 ~family by Martha Beckman

   I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of being gripped by something that is stronger than myself, something that people call God.
 ~sayings about family by Carl Jung

   A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
 ~quotes about Smiles by Phyllis Diller

   Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.
 ~funny family quotes by Jon Winokur

   The modern world belongs to the half-educated, a rather difficult class, because they do not realize how little they know.
 ~saying on Education by William R. Inge

   Men are cruel, but Man is kind.
 ~funny family quotes by Rabindranath Tagore, Stray Birds, 1916

   Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
 ~family by Ernestine Ulmer

   There are no foolish questions, and no man becomes a fool until he has stopped asking questions.
 ~sayings about family by Charles Proteus Steinmetz

   Glory is largely a theatrical concept. There is no striving for glory without a vivid awareness of an audience.
 ~quotes about Humility by Eric Hoffer, The True Believer, 1951

   It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his child to be.
 ~funny family quotes by Homer

   Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.
 ~saying on Dental by Claudia Wallis

   Say this much for big league baseball - it is beyond question the greatest conversation piece ever invented in America.
 ~funny family quotes by Bruce Catton

   Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again.
 ~family by Rosa Parks

   The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.
 ~sayings about family by Author Unknown

   Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright; The band is playing somewhere; and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing; and little children shout; But there is no joy in Mudville- great Casey has struck out
 ~quotes about Sports by Ernest Lawrence

   Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
 ~funny family quotes by Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard

   I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for.
 ~saying on Art by Georgia O'Keeffe

   The stern hand of fate has scourged us to an elevation where we can see the great everlasting things that matter for a nation; the great peaks of honour we had forgotten - duty and patriotism, clad in glittering white; the great pinnacle of sacrifice poin
 ~funny family quotes by David Lloyd George

   When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
 ~family by Helen Rowland

   What the teacher is, is more important than what he teaches
 ~sayings about family by Karl Menninger

   None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
 ~quotes about Conformity by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit.
 ~funny family quotes by Franklin P. Jones

   The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.
 ~saying on Art by Kenneth Tynan

   If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
 ~funny family quotes by Linda Ellerbee

   If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base slump. I just ain't hittin
 ~family by Yogi Berra

   Human life is purely a matter of deciding what's important to you.
 ~sayings about family by Anonymous

   In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through. It's a big difference.
 ~quotes about Golf by Dan Quayle

   Common sense is not so common.
 ~funny family quotes by Voltaire

   Every leader needs to look back once in a while to make sure he has followers.
 ~saying on Leadership by Author Unknown

   Ask with urgency and passion.
 ~funny family quotes by Arthur James Balfour

   People change and forget to tell each other.
 ~family by Lillian Hellman


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