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   I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
 ~quotes about Women by Benny Hill

   Sometimes the biggest act of courage is a small one.
 ~funny family guy quote by Lauren Raffo

   A grownup is a child with layers on.
 ~saying on Inner Child by Woody Harrelson

   If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine.
 ~funny family guy quote by Author Unknown

   How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them.
 ~family guy by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

   There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write.
 ~sayings about family guy by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   When someone comes along who genuinely thanks us, we will follow that person a very long way.
 ~quotes about Friendship by Alan Loy Mcginnis

   We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs.
 ~funny family guy quote by Kenneth Clark

   The dance is a poem of which each movement is a world
 ~saying on Dance by Mata Hari

   We would rather speak ill of ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all.
 ~funny family guy quote by François Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims

   Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons.
 ~family guy by Ruth Ann Schabacker

   Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
 ~sayings about family guy by Ambrose Bierce

   It is labour indeed that puts the difference on everything
 ~quotes about Labor Day by John Locke, An Essay Concerning Human Understanding, 1690

   The ability to be in the present moment is a major component of mental wellness.
 ~funny family guy quote by Abraham Maslow

   California, that advance post of our civilization, with its huge aircraft factories, TV and film studios, automobile way of life... its flavourless cosmopolitanism, its charlatan philosophies and religions, its lack of anything old and well-tried rooted in tradition and character.
 ~saying on Places by J.B. Priestley

   To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
 ~funny family guy quote by William H. Walton

   What a country calls its vital... interests are not things that help its people live, but things that help it make war. Petroleum is a more likely cause of international conflict than wheat.
 ~family guy by Simone Weil, Ecrits historiques et politiques, 1960

   If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
 ~sayings about family guy by Karel C(apek

   Never eat more than you can lift.
 ~quotes about Dieting by Miss Piggy

   When Steve and I die, we are going to be buried in the same cemetery, 60-feet 6-inches apart.
 ~funny family guy quote by Tim McCarver, who caught all of Steve Carlton's games, 1977

   If your dreams turn to dust....vacuum
 ~saying on Dreams by Unknown

   It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.
 ~funny family guy quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Hope is grief's best music.
 ~family guy by Author Unknown

   The Grand Canyon is carven deep by the master hand; it is the gulf of silence, widened in the desert; it is all time inscribing the naked rock; it is the book of earth.
 ~sayings about family guy by Donald Culross Peattie, The Road of a Naturalist, 1941

   Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
 ~quotes about Clothing by Henry David Thoreau, Walden

   Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel.
 ~funny family guy quote by The Washington Post

   Our government has become too responsive to trivial or ephemeral concerns, often at the expense of more important concerns or an erosion of our liberty, and it has made policy priorities more dependent on where TV journalists happen to point their cameras.... As a nation we have lost our sense of tragedy, a recognition that bad things happen to good people. A nation that expects the government to prevent churches from burning, to control the price of bread or gasoline, to secure every job, and to find some villain for every dramatic accident, risks an even larger loss of life and liberty.
 ~saying on Government by William A. Niskanen, For a Less Responsive Government, Cato Policy Report, 1996

   If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while
 ~funny family guy quote by Joseph Schenck

   The bicycle is the most civilized conveyance known to man. Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle remains pure in heart.
 ~family guy by Iris Murdoch, The Red and the Green

   Jealousy is the great exaggerator.
 ~sayings about family guy by Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Conspiracy of Fiesco, 1783

   Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down
 ~quotes about Party Invitations by Phyllis Diller

   America is just the country that shows how all the written guarantees in the world for freedom are no protection against tyranny and oppression of the worst kind. There the politician has come to be looked upon as the very scum of society.
 ~funny family guy quote by Peter Kroptkin, speech, 1891

   The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself.
 ~saying on Teachers by Edward Bulwer-Lytton

   The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
 ~funny family guy quote by Ayn Rand

   A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.
 ~family guy by Douglas Pagels

   We're all born brave, trusting, and greedy, and most of us remain greedy.
 ~sayings about family guy by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   For, after all, put it as we may to ourselves, we are all of us from birth to death guests at a table which we did not spreadThe sun, the earth, love, friends, our very breath are parts of the banquet.... Shall we think of the day as a chance to come near
 ~quotes about Thanksgiving Day by Rebecca Harding Davis

   I think it's bad to talk about one's present work, for it spoils something at the root of the creative act. It discharges the tension.
 ~funny family guy quote by Norman Mailer

   I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it
 ~saying on Death by Mark Twain

   All great work is preparing yourself for the accident to happen.
 ~funny family guy quote by Sidney Lumet

   Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made, and forgot to put a soul into.
 ~family guy by Henry Beecher, Life Thoughts, 1858

   Without the rain, sunshine wouldnt be so appreciated
 ~sayings about family guy by Not Sure

   We look forward to the time when the Power of Love will replace the Love of Power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace.
 ~quotes about Peace by William Ewart Gladstone

   We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.
 ~funny family guy quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
 ~saying on American football by Erma Bombeck

   To teach is to learn twice.
 ~funny family guy quote by Joseph Joubert, Pensées, 1842

   Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
 ~family guy by Abraham Lincoln

   Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.
 ~sayings about family guy by Charles W. Eliot

   Hunger is the best sauce in the world.
 ~quotes about Food by Cervantes

   Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want rain without thunder and lightning
 ~funny family guy quote by Frederick Douglass

   Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you.
 ~saying on Stress by John De Paola

   Every mile is two in winter
 ~funny family guy quote by George Herbert

   A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
 ~family guy by Lao-Tzu

   He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation... For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent.... We, therefore... solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States.
 ~sayings about family guy by The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen Colonies, 1776

   Better have a friend who does both good and evil, than one who does neither.
 ~quotes about Friendship by

   Money is important, but I don't want to spend all my life working for it
 ~funny family guy quote by Robert Kiyosaki

   I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
 ~saying on Adversity by Agatha Christie

   A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by the way, a counsellor, a multitude of counsellors.
 ~funny family guy quote by Henry Ward Beecher

   Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
 ~family guy by Roger Miller


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