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   The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that man may become robots.
 ~quotes about Society by Erich Fromm

   All art is autobiographical; the pearl is the oyster's autobiography.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Federico Fellini

   Keep on going, and the chances are that you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I never heard of anyone ever stumbling on something sitting down.
 ~saying on Perseverance by Charles F. Kettering

   Children need your presence more than your presents.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Jesse Jackson

   It would be a poor thing to be an atom in a universe without physicists, and physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
 ~drunk by George Wald

   A perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquility.
 ~sayings about drunk by Billie Jean King

   Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
 ~quotes about Relationships by Marcel Proust

   It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Henry David Thoreau

   If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.
 ~saying on Poverty by Charles Darwin

   The better part of one's life consists of his friendships
 ~funny drunk sayings by Abraham Lincoln

   Justice is incidental to law and order.
 ~drunk by John Edgar Hoover

   Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none.
 ~sayings about drunk by Friedrich Nietzche, Human, All Too Human, 1879

   Live a balanced life - Learn some and think some, and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some
 ~quotes about Dance by Robert Fulghum

   No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby
 ~funny drunk sayings by Lou Brock

   The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
 ~saying on Complaining by Ronald Firbank

   England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Robert Benchley

   At first sight, wise sayings seem monotonous, dull reading. But persist. They’ll become more thrilling than golf, fishing, or ordinary reading.
 ~drunk by

   I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
 ~sayings about drunk by George Carlin

   Dread of this horrible epidemic is a dim memory confined to history books. But antibiotic-resistant plague is alive and well. and if it is used as a weapon, no one will be safe
 ~quotes about Death by Wendy Orent

   We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Aesop

   No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake.
 ~saying on Food by Elsie de Wolfe (Lady Mendl)

   To get to a woman's heart, a man must first use his own.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Mike Dobbertin, quoted in A 5th Portion of Chicken Soup for the Soul

   Democracy cannot flourish half rich and half poor, any more than it can flourish half free and half slave.
 ~drunk by Felix G. Rohatyn, New York Times, 3 June 1987

   No city should be too large for a man to walk out of in a morning.
 ~sayings about drunk by Cyril Connolly

   I married beneath me - all women do.
 ~quotes about Women by Nancy Astor, speech, Oldham, England, 1951

   Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out
 ~funny drunk sayings by Art Linkletter

   When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
 ~saying on Teenagers by Larry Lujack

   We live in a very tense society. We are pulled apart... and we all need to learn how to pull ourselves together.... I think that at least part of the answer lies in solitude.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Helen Hayes

   We have a world for each one, but we do not have a world for all.
 ~drunk by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   The tattoo attracts and also repels precisely because it is different.
 ~sayings about drunk by Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription: A Cultural History of the Modern Tattoo Community, 2000

   Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
 ~quotes about Women by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   If you can speak three languages you're trilingual. If you can speak two languages you're bilingual. If you can speak only one language you're an American.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Author Unknown

   Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.
 ~saying on Feminism by Bill Copeland

   Money does not pay for anything, never has, never will. It is an economic axiom as old as the hills that goods and services can be paid for only with goods and services.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Albert Jay Nock, Memoirs of a Superfluous Man, 1943

   Vanity is so secure in the heart of man that everyone wants to be admired: even I who write this, and you who read this.
 ~drunk by Blaise Pascal

   You go into a community and they will vote 80 percent to 20 percent in favor of a tougher Clean Air Act, but if you ask them to devote 20 minutes a year to having their car emissions inspected, they will vote 80 to 20 against it. We are a long way in this country from taking individual responsibility for the environmental problem.
 ~sayings about drunk by William D. Ruckelshaus, former EPA administrator, New York Times, 30 November 1988

   A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
 ~quotes about Laughter by Irish Proverb

   The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Eli Khamarov, Surviving on Planet Reebok

   Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
 ~saying on Marriage by Sydney J. Harris

   Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Marcel Proust

   The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it
 ~drunk by Theodore Roosevelt

   A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
 ~sayings about drunk by Oscar Wilde

   All art requires courage.
 ~quotes about Art by Anne Tucker

   In the end, poverty, putridity and pestilence; work, wealth and worry; health, happiness and hell, all simmer down into village problems.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Martin H. Fischer

   The horror of that moment, the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!" "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it
 ~saying on Adversity by Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass, 1872

   It takes an athlete to dance, but an artist to be a dancer.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Shanna LaFleur

   In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
 ~drunk by Daniel L. Reardon

   He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.
 ~sayings about drunk by Harold Wilson

   They have stopped deceiving you, not loving you. And it seems to you that they have stopped loving you.
 ~quotes about Hawww by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Charles Augustin Sainte-Beuve

   They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.
 ~saying on Dieting by William Shakespeare

   A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
 ~funny drunk sayings by Author Unknown

   Boredom and monotony are sure ways of separating men from mere boys.
 ~drunk by

   The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.
 ~sayings about drunk by Elizabeth Metcalf

   What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you.
 ~quotes about Love by Author Unknown

   It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools
 ~funny drunk sayings by Spanish Proverb

   They say a reasonable amount 'o fleas is good fer a dog - keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog, mebbe.
 ~saying on Adversity by Edward Westcott

   Economy is half the battle of life. If you spend all you earn as you go, you won’t go far.
 ~funny drunk sayings by

   A cruel story runs on wheels, and every hand oils the wheels as they run.
 ~drunk by Ouida


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