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   In about the same degree as you are helpful, you will be happy.
 ~quotes about Kindness by Karl Reiland

   Every society honors its live conformists, and its dead troublemakers.
 ~funny drug quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   I really think that American gentlemen are the best after all, because kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and a sapphire bracelet lasts forever.
 ~saying on Jewelry by Anita Loos

   You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance
 ~funny drug quotes by Franklin P. Adams

   I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.
 ~drug by Lee Trevino

   Knights of the spirit; warriors in the cause, Of justice absolute 'twixt man and man.
 ~sayings about drug by Richard Watson Gilder

   In everything satiety closely follows the greatest pleasures.
 ~quotes about Pleasure by Cicero

   We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those who don't
 ~funny drug quotes by Frank A. Clark

   Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.
 ~saying on Compliments by Lord Chesterfield

   Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are kind, but because you are.
 ~funny drug quotes by Unknown

   Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but when we have had our swing of pleasure, our fill of fruit, and our swelter of heat we say we have had our day
 ~drug by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   A gun gives you the body, not the bird.
 ~sayings about drug by Henry David Thoreau

   The great social adventure of America is no longer the conquest of the wilderness but the absorption of fifty different peoples.
 ~quotes about America by Walter Lippman

   Every baby needs a lap.
 ~funny drug quotes by Henry Robin

   The game has a cleanness. If you do a good job, the numbers say so. You don't have to ask anyone or play politics. You don't have to wait for the reviews
 ~saying on Baseball by Sandy Koufax

   Some patients I see are actually draining into their bodies the diseased thoughts of their minds.
 ~funny drug quotes by Zacharty Bercovitz

   If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault.
 ~drug by Phil Drabble

   To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year.
 ~sayings about drug by Elwyn Brooks White

   Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.
 ~quotes about Men by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
 ~funny drug quotes by Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

   Mathematics and Poetry are... the utterance of the same power of imagination, only that in the one case it is addressed to the head, in the other, to the heart.
 ~saying on Poetry by Thomas Hill

   Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater.
 ~funny drug quotes by William Hazlitt

   Yes, I am positive that one of the great curatives of our evils, our maladies, social, moral, and intellectual, would be a return to the soil, a rehabilitation of the work of the fields.
 ~drug by Charles Wagner

   For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
 ~sayings about drug by Lily Tomlin

   A crying baby is the best form of birth control
 ~quotes about Baby by Carole Tabron

   Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny
 ~funny drug quotes by Jack Handey

   It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.
 ~saying on Changes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   If you do not raise your eyes you will think that you are the highest point.
 ~funny drug quotes by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.
 ~drug by Antisthenes

   There is no hope unmingled with fear, and no fear unmingled with hope.
 ~sayings about drug by Baruch Spinoza

   The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell.
 ~quotes about Food by Martin H. Fischer

   There are two things that one must get used to or one will find life unendurable: the damages of time and injustices of men
 ~funny drug quotes by Nicolas Chamfort

   A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
 ~saying on Taxes by Author Unknown

   Every morning I spend fifteen minutes filling my mind full of God; and so there's no room left for worry thoughts.
 ~funny drug quotes by Howard Chandler Christy

   When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world. I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change my nation. When I found I couldn't change the nation, I began to focus on my town. I couldn't change the town and as an older man, I tried to change my family. Now, as an old man, I realize the only thing I can change is myself, and suddenly I realize that if long ago I had changed myself, I could have made an impact on my family. My family and I could have made an impact on our town. Their impact could have changed the nation and I could indeed have changed the world.
 ~drug by Author Unknown

   If you wish to keep as well as possible, the less you think about your health the better.
 ~sayings about drug by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Over the Teacups, 1891

   No country can act wisely simultaneously in every part of the globe at every moment of time.
 ~quotes about War by Henry Kissinger

   I know we're meant to be these hard-headed, money-obsessed professionals but we're still little boys at heart. Just ask our wives.
 ~funny drug quotes by Rob Lee, 1998

   Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today
 ~saying on Dreams by James Dean

   If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
 ~funny drug quotes by Robert Goheen, Time, 23 June 1961

   People who rely most on God rely least on themselves.
 ~drug by Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays

   Nine requisites for contented living: Health enough to make work a pleasure. Wealth enough to support your needs. Strength to battle with difficulties and overcome them. Grace enough to confess your sins and forsake them. Patience enough to toil until some good is accomplished. Charity enough to see some good in your neighbor. Love enough to move you to be useful and helpful to others. Faith enough to make real the things of God. Hope enough to remove all anxious fears concerning the future
 ~sayings about drug by Johann Wolfgang

   I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.
 ~quotes about Trust by Henry David Thoreau

   There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the existence of a 'hottest part' implies a temperature difference, and any marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool. This is obviously impossible.
 ~funny drug quotes by Richard Davisson

   Even when poetry has a meaning, as it usually has, it may be inadvisable to draw it out.... Perfect understanding will sometimes almost extinguish pleasure.
 ~saying on Poetry by A.E. Housman

   Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.
 ~funny drug quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Go oft to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path
 ~drug by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   If cheerleaders are so easy, why aren't you with one?
 ~sayings about drug by Author Unknown

   There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year
 ~quotes about Death by Unknown

   Problems are the price you pay for progress.
 ~funny drug quotes by Branch Rickey

   The words that a father speaks to his children in the privacy of home are not heard by the world, but, as in whispering-galleries, they are clearly heard at the end and by posterity.
 ~saying on Fathers by Jean Paul Richter

   If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging?
 ~funny drug quotes by Mark Twain

   If I stay healthy, I have a chance to collect three thousand hits and one thousand errors
 ~drug by George Brett

   is it the smile of yours that make me happy or is it your eyes that attract my hearts
 ~sayings about drug by *

   What luck for rulers, that men do not think.
 ~quotes about Thinking by Adolph Hitler

   Though women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil.
 ~funny drug quotes by Byron, Hours of Idleness

   Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness, where the explorers often get lost. Rigour should be a signal to the historian that the maps have been made, and the real explorers have gone elsewhere.
 ~saying on Math by W.S. Anglin

   Unless one decorates one's house for oneself alone, best leave it bare, for other people are walleyed.
 ~funny drug quotes by D.H. Lawrence

   Historians of literature like to regard a century as a series of ten faces, each grimacing in a different way.
 ~drug by Richard Ellman


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