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   Human suffering, while it is asleep, is shapelessIf it is wakened it takes the form of the waker
 ~quotes about Adversity by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err.
 ~funny dog sayings by Mahatma Gandhi

   You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.
 ~saying on Helping by Gene Mauch

   Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all good things are yours.
 ~funny dog sayings by Swedish Proverb

   Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
 ~dog by Ambrose Bierce

   Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence.
 ~sayings about dog by Max Amsterdam

   Truth is such a rare thing, it is delightful to tell it.
 ~quotes about Honesty by Emily Dickinson

   People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.
 ~funny dog sayings by Richard J. Needham

   Your best protection from your enemies is to make them your friends.
 ~saying on Friendship by

   I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
 ~funny dog sayings by Bob Hope

   If a thousand old beliefs were ruined in our march to truth we must still march on.
 ~dog by Stopford Brooke

   One cannot change yesterday, but only make the most of today, and look with hope toward tomorrow.
 ~sayings about dog by

   Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age
 ~quotes about Mothers Day by William Feather, The Business of Life, 1949

   If things go wrong, don't go with them.
 ~funny dog sayings by Roger Babson

   Individual possession is the great entering wedge, which has split society into eight hundred million fragments.... It virtually, practically, and theoretically denies the brotherhood of man.
 ~saying on Property by Hiram Stafford, The Liberator, 8 September 1844

   It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
 ~funny dog sayings by Author unknown, quoted in Sunshine magazine

   I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish.
 ~dog by Dame Edith Sitwell

   A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
 ~sayings about dog by Thomas Mann, Essays of Three Decades, 1947

   A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past.
 ~quotes about Future by Eric Hoffer

   The sun lay like a friendly arm across her shoulder.
 ~funny dog sayings by Margorie Kinnan Rawlings, South Moon Under

   I think that the insane desire one has sometimes to bang and kick grumblers and peevish persons is a Divine instinct.
 ~saying on Complaining by Robert Hugh Benson

   I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
 ~funny dog sayings by George Carlin

   The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
 ~dog by Helen Rowland

   My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
 ~sayings about dog by Orson Welles

   'Tis the good reader that makes the good book; in every book he finds passages which seem confidences or asides hidden from all else and unmistakenly meant for his ear; the profit of books is according to the sensibility of the reader; the profoundest thought or passion sleeps as in a mine, until it is discovered by an equal mind and heart.
 ~quotes about Books Reading by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Society and Solitude, 1870

   Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
 ~funny dog sayings by Jim Bouton

   It's a mere moment in a man's life between an All-Star Game and an Old-timers' Game.
 ~saying on Age by Vin Scully

   The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.
 ~funny dog sayings by Mme. de Staël

   The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind.
 ~dog by G.K. Chesterton

   Anger and folly walk cheek by jole.
 ~sayings about dog by Benjamin Franklin

   I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.
 ~quotes about Carpe Diem by Diane Ackerman

   To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak.
 ~funny dog sayings by Hopi Indian Saying

   Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
 ~saying on Smiles by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
 ~funny dog sayings by Author Unknown

   Panic is a sudden desertion of us, and a going over to the enemy of our imagination.
 ~dog by Christian Nevell Bovee

   The public history of all countries, and all ages, is but a sort of mask, richly colored. The interior working of the machinery must be foul.
 ~sayings about dog by John Quincy Adams

   To be a poet is a condition, not a profession.
 ~quotes about Poetry by Robert Frost

   Gardening is about enjoying the smell of things growing in the soil, getting dirty without feeling guilty, and generally taking the time to soak up a little peace and serenity.
 ~funny dog sayings by Lindley Karstens, noproblemgarden.com

   Truly, that reason upon which we plume ourselves, though it may answer for little things, yet for great decisions is hardly surer than a toss-up.
 ~saying on Reason by Charles Sanders Peirce

   To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.
 ~funny dog sayings by Henry Ward Beecher

   There is no underground community, no dark den of drunken sailors initiating themselves into manhood via cheap, ill-conceived exercises in bodily perforation; it's just a group of people who delight in using their bodies as billboards.
 ~dog by Joanne McCubrey, Walking Art: Tattoos, Mountain Democrat Weekend magazine, 9 February 1990

   The moment one gives close attention to any thing, even a blade of grass it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself.
 ~sayings about dog by Henry Miller

   A man's growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends.
 ~quotes about Friendship by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   My cock doesn't talk politics.
 ~funny dog sayings by S. Sachs

   Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.
 ~saying on Integrity by Henry Ford

   By the time the youngest children have learned to keep the house tidy, the oldest grandchildren are on hand to tear it to pieces.
 ~funny dog sayings by Christopher Morley

   We need a type of patriotism that recognizes the virtues of those who are opposed to us..... The old "manifest destiny" idea ought to be modified so that each nation has the manifest destiny to do the best it can - and that without cant, without the assum
 ~dog by Francis John McConnell

   The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by. The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light.
 ~sayings about dog by Felix Adler

   If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep.
 ~quotes about Sleep by Dale Carnegie

   The wise man in the storm prays God, not for safety from danger, but for deliverance from fear.
 ~funny dog sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1833

   I've left Bethlehem, and I feel free. I've left the girl I was supposed to be, and some day I'll be born.
 ~saying on Feminism by Paula Cole, Tiger, This Fire

   Your mind works very simply: you are either trying to find out what are God's laws in order to follow them; or you are trying to outsmart Him.
 ~funny dog sayings by Martin H. Fischer

   How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strongBecause someday in your life you will have been all of these
 ~dog by George Washington Carver

   The father who would taste the essence of his fatherhood must turn back from the plane of his experience, take with him the fruits of his journey and begin again beside his child, marching step by step over the same old road.
 ~sayings about dog by Angelo Patri

   Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.
 ~quotes about Education by Leighann Lord

   All that I know I learned after I was thirty.
 ~funny dog sayings by Georges Clemenceau

   Instruction ends in the schoolroom, where real education starts.
 ~saying on Living by

   Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour.
 ~funny dog sayings by Author Unknown

   When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself.
 ~dog by Louis Nizer


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