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   You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
 ~quotes about Mistakes by Colette

   Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction
 ~funny dirty quote by Antoine de Saint-Exupery

   You can live for years next door to a big pine tree, honored to have so venerable a neighbor, even when it sheds needles all over your flowers or wakes you, dropping big cones onto your deck at still of night.
 ~saying on Trees by Denise Levertov

   Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
 ~funny dirty quote by Robert Orben

   Fear not that life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.
 ~dirty by John Henry Cardinal Newman

   I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.
 ~sayings about dirty by Author Unknown

   He who has health has hope: he who has hope, has everything
 ~quotes about Proverbs by Proverb

   Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
 ~funny dirty quote by Buddha

   The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
 ~saying on Carpe Diem by George F. Will

   Why is it considered seductive for women to wear beautiful clothes? Wouldn't it make more sense to wear something so ugly that a guy couldn't wait to take it off you?
 ~funny dirty quote by Flash Rosenberg

   Good shot, bad luck, and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.
 ~dirty by Virginia Graham, Say Please, 1949

   Education is difficult and expensive. Whatever it costs, it’s cheaper than ignorance.
 ~sayings about dirty by

   If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.
 ~quotes about Humility by Welsh Proverb

   Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
 ~funny dirty quote by Napoleon Hill

   Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.
 ~saying on Procrastination by Jimmy Lyons

   History is the record of what one age finds worthy of note in another.
 ~funny dirty quote by Jacob Burckhardt

   I figure practice puts your brains in your muscles.
 ~dirty by Sam Snead, about golf

   Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another.
 ~sayings about dirty by Juvenal, Satires

   By a divine paradox, wherever there is one slave there are two. So in the wonderful reciprocities of being, we can never reach the higher levels until all our fellows ascend with us.
 ~quotes about Human Rights by Edwin Markham

   If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?
 ~funny dirty quote by Author Unknown

   As advertising blather becomes the nation's normal idiom, language becomes printed noise.
 ~saying on Advertising by George Will, quoted in Stephen Donadio, The New York Public Library: Book of Twentieth-Century Ameri

   I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right
 ~funny dirty quote by Lee Hendrie

   Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
 ~dirty by Albert Einstein

   The most important political office is that of the private citizen
 ~sayings about dirty by Louis Brandeis

   The last Christian died on the cross.
 ~quotes about Religion by Friedrich Nietzsche

   Baseball is not necessarily an obsessive-compulsive disorder, like washing your hands 100 times a day, but it's beginning to seem that way. We're reaching the point where you can be a truly dedicated, state-of-the-art fan or you can have a life. Take your pick.
 ~funny dirty quote by Thomas Boswell, Washington Post, 13 April 1990

   It's amazing, astounding, awe-inspiring, breathtaking, extraordinary, hair-raising, heart-stirring, magnificent, marvelous, miraculous, moving, overwhelming spectacular, spine-tingling, striking, stunning, stupefying, stupendous, wonderful..............
 ~saying on Sports by Yousef

   The system of nature, of which man is a part, tends to be self-balancing, self-adjusting, self-cleansing. Not so with technology.
 ~funny dirty quote by E.F. Schumacher, Small is Beautiful, 1973

   Fear is a cloak which old men huddle about their love, as if to keep it warm.
 ~dirty by William Wordsworth

   A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
 ~sayings about dirty by Dwight D. Eisenhower, first inaugural address, 20 January 1953

   What a person believes is not as important as how a person believes.
 ~quotes about Helping by Timothy Virkkala

   A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic
 ~funny dirty quote by Joseph Stalin

   The sun has not caught me in bed in fifty years.
 ~saying on Mornings by Thomas Jefferson

   Fear not death, for the sooner we die the longer we shall be immortal
 ~funny dirty quote by Benjamin Franklin

   Sleep - those little slices of death, how I loathe them.
 ~dirty by Edgar Allen Poe (Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death.

   The Old Year has goneLet the dead past bury its own deadThe New Year has taken possession of the clock of timeAll hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!
 ~sayings about dirty by Edward Payson Powell

   Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words.
 ~quotes about Poetry by Edgar Allan Poe

   Man's maturity: to have regained the seriousness that he had as a child at play
 ~funny dirty quote by Friedrich Nietzsche

   There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen
 ~saying on Election Day by Author Unknown

   None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
 ~funny dirty quote by Henry David Thoreau

   The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
 ~dirty by Nicholas Chamfort

   Help one another, is part of the religion of sisterhood.
 ~sayings about dirty by Louisa May Alcott

   Let your dream devour your life not your life devour your dream
 ~quotes about Dreams by Unknown

   Poetry is not a civilizer, rather the reverse, for great poetry appeals to the most primitive instincts.
 ~funny dirty quote by Robinson Jeffers

   We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey
 ~saying on Sympathy by Kenji Miyazawa

   What this planet needs is more mistletoe and less missile-talk.
 ~funny dirty quote by Author Unknown

   The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar, and is shocked by the unexpected: the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.
 ~dirty by W.H. Auden, The Dyer's Hand

   Fear makes us feel our humanity.
 ~sayings about dirty by Benjamin Disraeli

   Freedom is never free.
 ~quotes about Freedom by Author Unknown

   In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
 ~funny dirty quote by Alfred Hitchcock

   The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is... the ultimate indignity to the democratic process.
 ~saying on Politics by Adlai Stevenson, speech, Democratic National Convention, 18 August 1956

   I don't pay good wages because I have a lot of money; I have a lot of money because I pay good wages.
 ~funny dirty quote by Robert Bosch

   As your faith is strengthened you will find that there is no longer the need to have a sense of control, that things will flow as they will, and that you will flow with them, to your great delight and benefit.
 ~dirty by Emmanuel

   As the presence of those we love is as a double life, so absence, in its anxious longing and sense of vacancy, is as a foretaste of death
 ~sayings about dirty by Anna Brownell Jameson

   Watching a spring training game is as exciting as watching a tree form its annual ring.
 ~quotes about Baseball by Jerry Izenberg

   I was wrong to grow older. Pity. I was so happy as a child.
 ~funny dirty quote by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
 ~saying on Ignorance by Albert Einstein

   Our tax code is so long it makes War and Peace seem breezy.
 ~funny dirty quote by Steven LaTourette

   Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional
 ~dirty by Chili Davis


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