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   Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
 ~quotes about Humor by Groucho Marx

   The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.
 ~funny cute quote by Flora Whittemore

   Everybody ought to do at least two things each day that he hates to do, just for practice.
 ~saying on Adversity by William James

   If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal.
 ~funny cute quote by Football

   Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.
 ~funny by Elbert Hubbard

   Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter which fork you use.
 ~sayings about funny by Emily Post

   Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier of laws, of all conventions; love, the freest, the most powerful molder of human destiny; how can such an all-compelling force be synonymous with that poor little State- and church-begotten weed, marriage?
 ~quotes about Marriage by Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love

   The American mass media have achieved what American political might could not: World domination.
 ~funny cute quote by Akbar S. Ahmed

   We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter.
 ~saying on Friendship by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   History with its flickering lamp stumbles along the trail of the past, trying to reconstruct its scenes, to revive its echoes, and kindle with pale gleams the passion of former days.
 ~funny cute quote by Winston Churchill

   If I were personally to define religion, I would say that it is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody by circumstances.
 ~funny by Theodore Dreiser, 1941

   But tell me: how did gold get to be the highest value? Because it is uncommon and useless and gleaming and gentle in its brilliance; it always gives itself. Only as an image of the highest virtue did gold get to be the highest value. The giver's glance gleams like gold. A golden brilliance concludes peace between the moon and the sun. Uncommon is the highest virtue and useless, it is gleaming and gentle in its brilliance: a gift-giving virtue is the highest virtue.
 ~sayings about funny by Friedrich Nietzsche

   One of the definitions of sanity is the ability to tell real from unreal. Soon we'll need a new definition.
 ~quotes about Society by Alvin Toffler

   A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
 ~funny cute quote by Irish Proverb

   We could use up two Eternities in learning all that is to be learned about our own world and the thousands of nations that have arisen and flourished and vanished from it. Mathematics alone would occupy me eight million years.
 ~saying on Math by Mark Twain

   A Foreign Secretary is forever poised between the cliché and the indiscretion.
 ~funny cute quote by Harold MacMillan

   Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half.
 ~funny by Author Unknown

   Before we can pray, Lord, Thy Kingdom come, we must be willing to pray, My Kingdom go.
 ~sayings about funny by Alan Redpath

   I never had any other desire so strong, and so like to covetousness, as that one which I have had always, that I might be master at last of a small house and a large Garden.
 ~quotes about Gardens by Abraham Cowley, The Garden, 1666

   It always amazes me to see people making a decision to never forgive. It’s like trying to punish their tormentors by harming themselves.
 ~funny cute quote by Nisandeh Neta

   The flower that you hold in your hands was born today and already it is as old as you are.
 ~saying on Time by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
 ~funny cute quote by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

   I take my only exercise acting as pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.
 ~funny by Mark Twain

   Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding
 ~sayings about funny by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.
 ~quotes about Sports by Steve Garvey

   Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.
 ~funny cute quote by Chinese Proverb

   So many people spend their health gaining wealth, and then have to spend their wealth to regain their health.
 ~saying on Health by A.J. Reb Materi, Our Family

   The most exhausting thing in life is being insincere.
 ~funny cute quote by Anne Morrow Lindbergh

   I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the lower animals (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me.
 ~funny by Mark Twain, Letters from the Earth, 1907

   Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
 ~sayings about funny by Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

   I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel
 ~quotes about Celebrity by Carrie Fisher

   Art is not a thing; it is a way.
 ~funny cute quote by Elbert Hubbard

   Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.
 ~saying on Politics by Mao Zedong

   In a job, as in love, faults are thick where love is thin.
 ~funny cute quote by

   I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine, encourage me to grow
 ~funny by Cher

   When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart.
 ~sayings about funny by John Bunyan

   I see rejection in my skin, worry in my cancers, bitterness and hate in my aching joints. I failed to take care of my mind, and so my body now goes to hospital.
 ~quotes about Health by Astrid Alauda

   Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny.
 ~funny cute quote by Carl Schurz, address, Faneuil Hall, Boston, 1859

   A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.
 ~saying on Wisdoms by Barbara De Angelis

   Nothing diminishes anxiety faster than action.
 ~funny cute quote by Walter Anderson, The Confidence Course, 1997

   He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
 ~funny by Joseph Joubert

   Nothing begins, and nothing ends, that is not paid with moan; for we are born in other's pain, and perish in our own.
 ~sayings about funny by Francis Thompson

   I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
 ~quotes about Insults by English professor, Ohio University

   Thanks to words, we have been able to rise above the brutes; and thanks to words, we have often sunk to the level of the demons.
 ~funny cute quote by Aldous Huxley

   Every disease is a physician.
 ~saying on Medical by Irish Proverb

   I am angry at the Catholic church, because it says that women can't be priests. Right. Like my big dream is to run around in a long black dress and fuck altar boys. But I think I should have the choice. The pope agrees that women cannot be priests, and this is his reason: because there were no women priests when Jesus lived. And that's true. But there was also no pope. Does that stop him?
 ~funny cute quote by E.L. Greggory

   Knock the t off the can't.
 ~funny by Samuel Johnson

   And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything.
 ~sayings about funny by William Shakespeare

   Christmas is for childrenBut it is for grown-ups tooEven if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts
 ~quotes about Christmas by Lenora Mattingly Weber

   Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses.
 ~funny cute quote by English Proverb

   It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
 ~saying on Happiness by Berke Breathed

   Any man who does not make himself proficient in at least two languages other than his own is a fool.
 ~funny cute quote by Martin H. Fischer

   The exquisite sight, sound, and smell of wilderness is many times more powerful if it is earned through physical achievement, if it comes at the end of a long and fatiguing trip for which vigorous good health is necessary. Practically speaking, this means that no one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.
 ~funny by Garrett Hardin, The Ecologist, February 1974

   Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
 ~sayings about funny by

   Sports is human life in microcosm.
 ~quotes about Sports by Howard Cosell

   It seems to me that any full grown, mature adult would have a desire to be responsible, to help where he can in a world that needs so very much, that threatens us so very much.
 ~funny cute quote by Norman Lear

   The... patient should be made to understand that he or she must take charge of his own life. Don't take your body to the doctor as if he were a repair shop.
 ~saying on Health by Quentin Regestein

   That old-fashioned golden rule is still the best rule fro living a rich, full life. Life is a slow process of learning the golden rule, the basis of the 45 greatest religious.
 ~funny cute quote by

   We mourn the transitory things and fret under the yoke of the immutable ones.
 ~funny by Paul Eldridge


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