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   It's about ten times the size of the Bible - and unlike the Bible, contains no good news.
 ~quotes about Taxes by Don Nickles, about the Internal Revenue Code

   Happiness is a function of accepting what is.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Werner Erhard

   Snowmen fall from heaven... unassembled.
 ~saying on Weather by Author Unknown

   The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Ivy Baker Priest

   A ship in harbor is safe - but that is not what ships are for.
 ~confucius by John A. Shedd, Salt from My Attic

   Journalism is literature in a hurry.
 ~sayings about confucius by Matthew Arnold

   We need a type of patriotism that recognizes the virtues of those who are opposed to us..... The old manifest destiny idea ought to be modified so that each nation has the manifest destiny to do the best it can - and that without cant, without the assumption of self-righteousness and with a desire to learn to the uttermost from other nations.
 ~quotes about Patriotism by Francis John McConnell

   Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing?
 ~funny confucius sayings by Samuel Goldwyn

   When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, I used everything you gave me.
 ~saying on Life by Erma Bombeck

   God enters by a private door into each individual.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Sometime in your life, hope that you might see one starved man, the look on his face when the bread finally arrives. Hope that you might have baked it or bought or even kneaded it yourself. For that look on his face, for your meeting his eyes across a piece of bread, you might be willing to lose a lot, or suffer a lot, or die a little, even.
 ~confucius by Daniel Berrigan

   A little candor never leaves me. It is what protects me.
 ~sayings about confucius by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.
 ~quotes about Language by Kevin Smith

   One advantage of marriage It seems to me Is that when you fall out of love with him Or he falls out of love with you It keeps you together until maybe you fall in again
 ~funny confucius sayings by Judith Viorst

   A thing, until it is everything, is noise, and once it is everything it is silence.
 ~saying on Philosophical by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Mark Twain

   Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
 ~confucius by David Star Jordan, The Philosophy of Despair

   Learning is directly proportional to the amount of fun you are having
 ~sayings about confucius by Rob Pike

   I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
 ~quotes about Religion by George Carlin

   American professional athletes are bilingual; they speak English and profanity.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Gordie Howe, 1975

   If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
 ~saying on Humorous by Author Unknown

   Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   People don't like the true and simple; they like fairy tales and humbug.
 ~confucius by Edmond and Jules de Goncourt, Journal, 2 March 1861

   You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once.
 ~sayings about confucius by Polish Proverb

   Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys. If he counted them up as he ought to, he would see that every lot has enough happiness provided for it.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Fyodor Dostoevsky

   It is the around-the-corner brand of hope that prompts people to action, while the distant hope acts as an opiate.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Eric Hoffer

   Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back.
 ~saying on Money by Author Unknown

   Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Margaret Mead

   Before we set our hearts too much on anything, let us examine how happy are those who already possess it.
 ~confucius by François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculousThen I was sixty-five I still had pimples
 ~sayings about confucius by George Burns

   The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature - nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing.
 ~quotes about Environment by Loudon Wainwright

   Men! The only animal in the world to fear.
 ~funny confucius sayings by D.H. Lawrence

   I have a great deal of company in the house, especially in the morning when nobody calls.
 ~saying on Solitude by Henry David Thoreau

   There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers
 ~funny confucius sayings by H.M. Tomlinson

   There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it’s never clever for any of us, to criticize the rest of us.
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   My advice to the women's clubs of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias.
 ~sayings about confucius by James McNeill Whistler

   People love chopping wood. In this activity one immediately sees results.
 ~quotes about Simplicity by Albert Einstein

   From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it
 ~funny confucius sayings by Katharine Whitehorn

   Property is organized robbery.
 ~saying on Property by George Bernard Shaw

   A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Mark Twain

   Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
 ~confucius by Paul Schullery

   An apology is a good way to have the last word.
 ~sayings about confucius by Author Unknown

   Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
 ~quotes about Light by Anthony J. D'Angelo

   One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929

   Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
 ~saying on Humorous by Author Unknown

   Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Lisa Alther

   The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
 ~confucius by Author Unknown

   Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
 ~sayings about confucius by Jennifer Yane

   Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show.
 ~quotes about Sex by David Cort

   The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Harry Golden

   The lakes are something which you are unprepared for; they lie up so high, exposed to the light, and the forest is diminished to a fine fringe on their edges, with here and there a blue mountain, like amethyst jewels set around some jewel of the first water, - so anterior, so superior, to all the changes that are to take place on their shores, even now civil and refined, and fair as they can ever be.
 ~saying on Water by Henry David Thoreau

   The difficult part in an argument is not to defend one's opinion but rather to know it.
 ~funny confucius sayings by André Maurois

   Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
 ~confucius by John Quincy Adams

   Substitute damn every time you're inclined to write very; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
 ~sayings about confucius by Mark Twain

   More men are killed by overwork than the importance of this world justifies.
 ~quotes about Jobs by Rudyard Kipling

   An author in his book must be like God in the universe, present everywhere and visible nowhere.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Gustave Flaubert

   In studying history we are finding out about ourselves, and in the last resort the natural sciences and even mathematics have the same final end.
 ~saying on History by Vivian Hunter Galbraith, An Introduction to the Study of History

   Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
 ~funny confucius sayings by Author Unknown

   Grandmothers are just antique little girls.
 ~confucius by Author Unknown


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