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   The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.
 ~quotes about Insects by Andy Warhol

   The poetry of the earth is never dead.
 ~funny confucius saying by John Keats

   Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
 ~saying on Funny Saying by Woody Allen

   The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
 ~funny confucius saying by Aristotle

   Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
 ~confucius by H.L. Mencken

   We never grow old. We get old when we stop growing. Keeping useful keeps us youthful.
 ~sayings about confucius by

   Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
 ~quotes about Advertising by Will Rogers

   My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time.
 ~funny confucius saying by Karen Brown

   It's a rash man who reaches a conclusion before he gets to it.
 ~saying on Conformity by Jacob Levin

   Love is what you've been through with somebody
 ~funny confucius saying by James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960

   We've begun to raise daughters more like sons... but few have the courage to raise our sons more like our daughters.
 ~confucius by Gloria Steinem

   Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.
 ~sayings about confucius by Buddha

   Top off the tea... it lubricates the grey matter.
 ~quotes about Tea by Good Neighbors, as seen on stashtea.com

   In the last analysis we must be judged by what we do and not by what we believe. We are as we behave - with a very small margin of credit for our unmanifested vision of how we might behave if we could take the trouble.
 ~funny confucius saying by Geoffrey L. Rudd, The British Vegetarian, September/October 1962

   When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best -- that is inspiration.
 ~saying on Living by Robert Bresson

   Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there.
 ~funny confucius saying by Branch Rickey

   Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place
 ~confucius by Zora Neale Hurston

   Every one of us has in him a continent of undiscovered characterBlessed is he who acts the Columbus to his own soul
 ~sayings about confucius by Author Unknown

   We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.
 ~quotes about Laziness by Milton Friedman

   Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
 ~funny confucius saying by Paul Hornung

   Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.
 ~saying on Integrity by Samuel Butler, Erewhon

   It is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
 ~funny confucius saying by T.S. Eliot, about radio

   The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away.
 ~confucius by John S. Coleman, address, Detroit Chamber of Commerce, 1956

   Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
 ~sayings about confucius by Mark Twain

   It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
 ~quotes about Confidence by W.C. Fields

   I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
 ~funny confucius saying by Mary Richards

   There are so many men who can figure costs, and so few who can measure values.
 ~saying on Business by Author Unknown

   A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
 ~funny confucius saying by Evan Esar

   Swallow your pride occasionally, it's non-fattening!
 ~confucius by Author Unknown

   The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't.
 ~sayings about confucius by Henry Ward Beecher

   I bear a little more than I can bear
 ~quotes about Adversity by Elinor Hoyt Wylie, Angels and Earthly Creatures. One Person. Sonnet XVI

   We have war when at least one of the parties to a conflict wants something more than it wants peace.
 ~funny confucius saying by Jeane J. Kirkpatrick

   The Glaswegian definition of an atheist: a bloke who goes to a Rangers-Celtic match to watch the football.
 ~saying on Soccer by Sandy Strang

   A hug is a great gift - one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange
 ~funny confucius saying by Author Unknown

   Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it
 ~confucius by Albert Einstein

   All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection.
 ~sayings about confucius by William Faulkner

   If you hate a person, you hate something in something in him that is a part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Hermann Hesse

   It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
 ~funny confucius saying by Mark Twain

   Think of your faults the first part of the night when you are awake, and the faults of others the latter part of the night when you are asleep.
 ~saying on Wise Words by Chinese Proverb

   A brother may not be a friend, but a friend will always be a brother.
 ~funny confucius saying by Ben Franklin

   We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
 ~confucius by Stewart Udall

   There is a fine line between dreams and reality, it's up to you to draw it.
 ~sayings about confucius by B. Quilliam

   The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Maureen Murphy

   We are closer to the ants than to the butterflies. Very few people can endure much leisure.
 ~funny confucius saying by Gerald Brenan, Thoughts in a Dry Season

   Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners.
 ~saying on Women by George du Maurier

   The god who is reputed to have created fleas to keep dogs from moping over their situation must also have created fundamentalists to keep rationalists from getting flabby. Let us be duly thankful for out blessings.
 ~funny confucius saying by Garrett Hardin

   Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
 ~confucius by Albert Schweitzer

   Love sought is good, but given unsought is better
 ~sayings about confucius by William Shakespeare

   Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement.
 ~quotes about Trust by Alfred Adler

   Logic is neither a science nor an art, but a dodge.
 ~funny confucius saying by Benjamin Jowett

   The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good timeBut man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end
 ~saying on Party Invitations by Don Marquis

   No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
 ~funny confucius saying by Mark Twain

   It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
 ~confucius by Malcolm Potts, MD

   The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life.
 ~sayings about confucius by William Faulkner

   Luxury is an ancient notion. There was once a Chinese mandarin who had himself wakened three times every morning simply for the pleasure of being told it was not yet time to get up.
 ~quotes about Mornings by Argosy

   Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized.
 ~funny confucius saying by Margaret Atwood

   Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.
 ~saying on Parenting by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.
 ~funny confucius saying by Garrett Hardin, The Ecologist, February 1974

   Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.
 ~confucius by American Proverb


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