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   A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
 ~quotes about Love by Frank A. Clark

   I am fully conscious of the fact, that aphorisms are like wandering Gypsies. They must always be published without guarantee of the authenticity.
 ~funny confucious sayings by Erkki Melartin

   The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back
 ~saying on Adversity by Author Unknown

   I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
 ~funny confucious sayings by Oscar Levant

   What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth.
 ~confucious by Norman Cousins

   Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.
 ~sayings about confucious by Author Unknown

   The smallest bookstore still contains more ideas of worth than have been presented in the entire history of television.
 ~quotes about Books Reading by Andrew Ross

   I loathed the game, and since I could see no pleasure or usefulness in it, it was very difficult for me to show courage at it. Football, it seemed to me, is not really played for the pleasure of kicking a ball about, but is a species of fighting.
 ~funny confucious sayings by George Orwell, Such, Such Were the Joys

   I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress
 ~saying on Christmas by May Sarton

   You have come into a hard worldI know of only one easy place in it, and that is the grave
 ~funny confucious sayings by Henry Ward Beecher

   Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
 ~confucious by David T. Wolf

   Pleasure is the flower that passes; remembrance, the lasting perfume.
 ~sayings about confucious by Jean de Boufflers

   I can give you 1040 good reasons why I hate the government.
 ~quotes about Taxes by Terri Guillemets

   Envy is ignorance.
 ~funny confucious sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.
 ~saying on Goals by Author Unknown

   Books have to be read (worse luck it takes so long a time). It is the only way of discovering what they contain. A few savage tribes eat them, but reading is the only method of assimilation revealed to the West.
 ~funny confucious sayings by E.M. Forster

   You know you're an Arizona native when... a rainy day puts you in a good mood.
 ~confucious by Marshall Trimble, quoted in You Know You're an Arizona Native, When... compiled by Don Dedera, 1993

   Women know not the whole of their coquetry.
 ~sayings about confucious by François Duc de la Rochefoucauld, Maxims

   As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them
 ~quotes about Thanksgiving Day by John Fitzgerald Kennedy

   Good for the body is the work of the body, good for the soul the work of the soul, and good for either the work of the other.
 ~funny confucious sayings by Henry David Thoreau

   It doesn't make much difference what you study, as long as you don't like it.
 ~saying on School by Finley Peter Dunne

   Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote.
 ~funny confucious sayings by Paul Harvey

   May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country!
 ~confucious by Daniel Webster

   The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.
 ~sayings about confucious by George Bernard Shaw

   Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
 ~quotes about Grandparents by Andy Rooney

   Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
 ~funny confucious sayings by Irving Kristol

   In winter I get up at night,And dress by yellow candle-light.In summer quite the other way,I have to go to bed by day.,
 ~saying on Summer by Robert Louis Stevenson

   When suffering comes, we yearn for some sign from God, forgetting we have just had one.
 ~funny confucious sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
 ~confucious by Mark Twain

   If you smile at someone, they might smile back.
 ~sayings about confucious by Author Unknown

   A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
 ~quotes about Politics by Texas Guinan

   Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
 ~funny confucious sayings by Orson Welles

   Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5.
 ~saying on Beauty by Roseanne

   A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.
 ~funny confucious sayings by Max Planck, A Scientific Autobiography and Other Papers, 1949

   Of calling shapes, and beck'ning shadows dire,And airy tongues that syllable men's names.
 ~confucious by John Milton

   How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares, were there a danger of their coming true!
 ~sayings about confucious by Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts

   The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving.
 ~quotes about Gratitude by H.U. Westermayer

   Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
 ~funny confucious sayings by F. Scott Fitzgerald

   You see things and say “why?” But I dream things that never were and say “why not”?
 ~saying on Attitude by George Bernard Shaw

   Coquetry is the essential characteristic, and the prevalent humor of women; but they do not all practice it, because the coquetry of some is restrained by fear or by reason.
 ~funny confucious sayings by François Duc de la Rochefoucauld, Maxims

   If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
 ~confucious by Randy Gilbert

   A faith of convenience is a hollow faith.
 ~sayings about confucious by M*A*S*H, Father Mulcahy, A Holy Mess, 1982

   The foundation of morality should not be made dependent on myth nor tied to any authority lest doubt about the myth or about the legitimacy of the authority imperil the foundation of sound judgment and action.
 ~quotes about Religion by Albert Einstein

   Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them
 ~funny confucious sayings by Author Unknown

   You never have the wind with you - either it is against you or you're having a good day.
 ~saying on Bicycling by Daniel Behrman, The Man Who Loved Bicycles

   Extreme remedies are very appropriate for extreme diseases.
 ~funny confucious sayings by Hippocrates, Aphorisms

   No mind, however loving, could bear to see plainly into all the recesses of another mind.
 ~confucious by Arnold Bennett

   He who does not know how to believe, should not know.
 ~sayings about confucious by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
 ~quotes about Curiosity by Albert Einstein

   Now and then it is a joy to have one's table red with wine and roses.
 ~funny confucious sayings by Oscar Wilde

   To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy
 ~saying on Dreams by Bette Davis

   All the arms we need are for hugging.
 ~funny confucious sayings by Author Unknown

   Where love rules, there is no will to power and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other
 ~confucious by Carl Jung

   I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again.
 ~sayings about confucious by William Penn

   Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained
 ~quotes about Confidence by Marie Curie

   We are becoming the servants in thought, as in action, of the machine we have created to serve us.
 ~funny confucious sayings by John Kenneth Galbraith

   The self-appointed spokesmen for God incline to shout; He, Himself, speaks only in whispers.
 ~saying on God by Martin H. Fischer

   Nature’s law: No breaks without aches; no gain without pain; no skill without drill.
 ~funny confucious sayings by Nature’s law

   We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.
 ~confucious by Steve Elbert


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