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   The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
 ~quotes about Truth by Jim Davis

   Teach this triple truth to all: A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the things which renew humanity.
 ~funny confucious saying by Buddha

   History: the category of human phenomena which tends to catastrophe.
 ~saying on History by Jules Romains, Men of Good Will

   When life gives u lemons, make lemonade, then find someone whos life gave em liquor and mix some drinks :)
 ~funny confucious saying by

   Prize fighters can sometimes read and write when they start - but they can't when they finish.
 ~confucious by Martin H. Fischer

   Bygone troubles are good to tell
 ~sayings about confucious by Yiddish Proverb

   Nobody can do everything, but everyone can do something
 ~quotes about Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Author Unknown

   If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain; If I can ease one life the aching, Or cool one pain, Or help one fainting robin Into his nest again, I shall not live in vain
 ~funny confucious saying by Emily Dickinson

   Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves.
 ~saying on Nature by John Muir

   America’s greatest banker: In my 43 years of banking, I never knew of anyone who saved money on large income who didn’t get the habit on small one.
 ~funny confucious saying by J. P. Morgan

   The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
 ~confucious by Daniel Webster

   If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
 ~sayings about confucious by Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker

   Most of our diversions do not so much delay death as accustom us to it.
 ~quotes about Society by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Our modern society is engaged in polishing and decorating the cage in which man is kept imprisoned.
 ~funny confucious saying by Swami Nirmalananda, Enlightened Anarchism

   The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
 ~saying on Stress by Attributed to both Jim Goodwin and Sydney J. Harris

   If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies
 ~funny confucious saying by Unknown

   We are all born mad. Some remain so
 ~confucious by Samuel Beckett

   Time and space - time to be alone, space to move about - these may well become the great scarcities of tomorrow.
 ~sayings about confucious by Edwin Way Teale, Autumn Across America, 1956

   He does not need opium. He has the gift of reverie.
 ~quotes about Drugs by Anais Nin

   I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
 ~funny confucious saying by Author Unknown

   Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
 ~saying on Sex by Author unknown, advice to teenage boys, quoted in Friendly Advice compiled by Jon Winokur

   Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library. A company of the wisest and wittiest men that could be picked out of all civil countries, in a thousand years, have set in best order the results of their learning and wisdom. The men themselves were hid and inaccessible, solitary, impatient of interruption, fenced by etiquette; but the thought which they did not uncover to their bosom friend is here written out in transparent words to us, the strangers of another age.
 ~funny confucious saying by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Books, Society and Solitude

   Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say
 ~confucious by Unknown

   Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.
 ~sayings about confucious by Henry David Thoreau, Chesuncook, The Maine Woods, 1848

   There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong.
 ~quotes about America by G.K. Chesterton

   Beware the fury of a patient man.
 ~funny confucious saying by John Dryden, Absolam and Achitophel, 1680

   The world is your school.
 ~saying on Experience. by Martin H. Fischer

   One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter
 ~funny confucious saying by Francoise Sagan

   I think the true gardener is a lover of his flowers, not a critic of them. I think the true gardener is the reverent servant of Nature, not her truculent, wife-beating master. I think the true gardener, the older he grows, should more and more develop a humble, grateful and uncertain spirit.
 ~confucious by Reginald Farrer, In a Yorkshire Garden, 1909

   There is no god higher than truth.
 ~sayings about confucious by Mahatma Gandhi

   Our government... teaches the whole people by its example. If the government becomes the lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy.
 ~quotes about Government by Justice Louis Dembitz Brandeis

   Friendship without self interest is one of the rare and beautiful things in life
 ~funny confucious saying by James Francis Byrnes

   The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder
 ~saying on Adversity by Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929

   When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them.
 ~funny confucious saying by Chinese Proverb

   Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.
 ~confucious by Paul Rodriguez

   Several men I can think of are as capable, as smart, as funny, as compassionate, and as confused - as remarkable you might say - as most women.
 ~sayings about confucious by Jane Howard

   The plague of government is senile delinquency.
 ~quotes about Government by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.
 ~funny confucious saying by Mark Twain, Following the Equator, 1897

   The true Indian sets no price upon either his property or his labor. His generosity is limited only by his strength and ability. He regards it as an honor to be selected for difficult or dangerous service and would think it shameful to ask for any reward, saying rather: Let the person I serve express his thanks according to his own bringing up and his sense of honor.
 ~saying on Simplicity by Ohiyesa of the Santee Sioux (Charles Alexander Eastman)

   My dad taught me to switch-hit. He and my grandfather, who was left-handed, pitched to me everyday after school in the back yard. I batted lefty against my dad and righty against my granddad.
 ~funny confucious saying by Mickey Mantle

   Our most basic instinct is not for survival but for family. Most of us would give our own life for the survival of a family member, yet we lead our daily life too often as if we take our family for granted.
 ~confucious by Paul Pearshall

   The bigger the information media, the less courage and freedom they allow. Bigness means weakness.
 ~sayings about confucious by Eric Sevareid, The Press and the People, television program, 1959

   We’ll never do much good in the world as long as we wonder whether it will bring us any credit.
 ~quotes about Attitude by

   The fatal tendency of mankind to leave off thinking about a thing when it is no longer doubtful, is the cause of half their errors.
 ~funny confucious saying by John Stuart Mill

   A hug is a smile with arms, a laugh with a stronger grip.
 ~saying on Hugs by Terri Guillemets

   We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.
 ~funny confucious saying by Harold Nicolson

   Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it.
 ~confucious by Ayn Rand

   Some minds seem almost to create themselves, springing up under every disadvantage and working their solitary but irresistible way through a thousand obstacles.
 ~sayings about confucious by Washington Irving, The Sketch Book, 1820

   There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age - I missed it coming and going.
 ~quotes about Age by J.B. Priestly

   Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever.
 ~funny confucious saying by Author Unknown

   But it is just when opinions universally prevail and we have added lip service to their authority that we become sometimes most keenly conscious that we do not believe a word that we are saying.
 ~saying on Conformity by Virginia Woolf

   I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
 ~funny confucious saying by Vincent Van Gogh

   Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
 ~confucious by Quoted by Lewis Grizzard in Kathy Sue Loudermilk, I Love You

   You have learned something. That always feels at first as if you had lost something.
 ~sayings about confucious by H.G. Wells

   Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
 ~quotes about Parenting by Red Buttons

   When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
 ~funny confucious saying by Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988 (Thank you, Marlene.)

   If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
 ~saying on Marriage by Alan King

   A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels.
 ~funny confucious saying by Harry Lauder

   When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight
 ~confucious by Kahlil Gibran


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