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   What we need are critical lovers of America - patriots who express their faith in their country by working to improve it
 ~quotes about Patriotic by Hubert H. Humphrey

   Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.
 ~funny christmas saying by Thor Heyerdahl, Fatu-Hiva

   Only nature has a right to grieve perpetually, for she only is innocent. Soon the ice will melt, and the blackbirds sing along the river which he frequented, as pleasantly as ever. The same everlasting serenity will appear in this face of God, and we will not be sorrowful, if he is not
 ~saying on Death by Henry David Thoreau

   There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before.
 ~funny christmas saying by Robert Lynd, The Blue Lion and Other Essays

   High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?
 ~christmas by Annita Manning

   In riding a horse, we borrow freedom.
 ~sayings about christmas by Helen Thomson

   You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Art Buchwald

   Whoever is in a hurry shows that the thing he is about is too big for him.
 ~funny christmas saying by Lord Chesterfield

   Choose always the way that seems the best, however rough it may be. Custom will soon render it easy and agreeable.
 ~saying on Maturing Altruistically by Pythagoras

   Two master keys to financial independence: 1. Pay yourself first. Spend only what you have left after saving, not before. 2. Never let your expenses grow as fast as your income.
 ~funny christmas saying by

   We can't win at home and we can't win on the road. My problem as general manager is I can't think of another place to play.
 ~christmas by Pat Williams

   All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers
 ~sayings about christmas by Orison Swett Marden

   Most men would kill the truth if truth would kill their religion.
 ~quotes about Religion by Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays

   We are seldom happy with what we now have, but would go to pieces if we lost any part of it.
 ~funny christmas saying by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.
 ~saying on Hate by Booker T. Washington

   A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.
 ~funny christmas saying by Kin Hubbard

   Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.
 ~christmas by John LeCarre

   Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
 ~sayings about christmas by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
 ~quotes about Age by Bob Hope

   When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
 ~funny christmas saying by Leo Burnett

   You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
 ~saying on Taxes by Chris Rock, Bigger and Blacker

   The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool..
 ~funny christmas saying by William Shakespeare, As You Like It

   Whatever you do they will love you; even if they don't love you they are connected to you till you die. You can be boring and tedious with sisters, whereas you have to put on a good face with friends.
 ~christmas by Deborah Moggach

   Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.
 ~sayings about christmas by Marion C. Garretty

   I would hurl words into this darkness and wait for an echo, and if an echo sounded, no matter how faintly, I would send other words to tell, to march, to fight, to create a sense of hunger for life that gnaws in us all.
 ~quotes about Writing by Richard Wright, American Hunger, 1977

   After a visit to the beach, it's hard to believe that we live in a material world.
 ~funny christmas saying by Pam Shaw

   I consider it a good rule for letter-writing to leave unmentioned what the recipient already knows, and instead tell him something new.
 ~saying on Letters by Sigmund Freud

   I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
 ~funny christmas saying by William Shakespeare

   The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did.
 ~christmas by Robert Browning, A History of Golf

   Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me
 ~sayings about christmas by Chinese Proverb

   In America today you can murder land for private profit. You can leave the corpse for all to see, and nobody calls the cops.
 ~quotes about Environment by Paul Brooks, The Pursuit of Wilderness, 1971

   We are immature, as long as we think we are an exception to the law of averages.
 ~funny christmas saying by

   They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation.
 ~saying on Women by Oliver Goldsmith

   Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them.
 ~funny christmas saying by Jefferson Machamer

   If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
 ~christmas by Johnny Carson

   Is man a savage at heart, skinned o'er with fragile Manners? Or is savagery but a faint taint in the natural man's gentility, which erupts now and again like pimples on an angel's arse?
 ~sayings about christmas by John Barth, The Sot-Weed Factor, 1960

   Why waste money on psychotherapy when you can listen to the B Minor Mass?
 ~quotes about Psychology by Michael Torke

    Hope has as many lives as a cat or a king
 ~funny christmas saying by Henry Wadsworth

   I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
 ~saying on Dieting by Jean Kerr, Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, The Snake Has All the Lines, 1958

   Victory is won not in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later win a little more.
 ~funny christmas saying by

   When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender handThe frien
 ~christmas by Henri Nouwen

   My life is my message
 ~sayings about christmas by Mahatma Ghandi

   Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning
 ~quotes about Adversity by Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought

   I can think of no more stirring symbol of man's humanity to man than a fire engine
 ~funny christmas saying by Kurt Vonnegut

   Man loves company even if it is only that of a small burning candle.
 ~saying on Solitude by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

   Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
 ~funny christmas saying by Susan Scarf Merrell

   When a man forgets his ideals he may hope for happiness, but not till then.
 ~christmas by John Oliver Hobbes

   Fear is faith that it won't work out.
 ~sayings about christmas by Sister Mary Tricky

   It is literally true, as the thankless say, that they have nothing to be thankful forHe who sits by the fire, thankless for the fire, is just as if he had no fireNothing is possessed save in appreciation, of which thankfulness is the indispensable ingredi
 ~quotes about Thanksgiving Day by W.J. Cameron

   If someone gives you advice, it is in his own interest. - Tunisian Proverb
 ~funny christmas saying by Tunisian Proverb

   The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
 ~saying on Technology by Isaac Asimov, Isaac Asimov's Book of Science and Nature Quotations, 1988

   The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
 ~funny christmas saying by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   What's wrong with this world is, it's not finished yet. It is not competed to the point where man can put his final signature to the job and say, It is finished. We made it and it works.
 ~christmas by William Faulkner, address, Wellesley, Massachusetts, 8 June 1952

   I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework
 ~sayings about christmas by Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann"

   Waste is a tax on the whole people.
 ~quotes about Environment by Albert W. Atwood

   As the poet said, Only God can make a tree - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
 ~funny christmas saying by Woody Allen

   If experience was so important, we'd never have had anyone walk on the moon.
 ~saying on Experience. by Doug Rader

   The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.
 ~funny christmas saying by Ralph Nader, quoted in Linda Botts, ed., Loose Talk, 1980

   The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left
 ~christmas by Jerry M. Wright


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