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   Those whose conduct gives room for talk are always the first to attack their neighbors.
 ~quotes about Hypocrisy by Jean Baptiste Molière, Tartuffe

   Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
 ~funny christmas quote by Author Unknown

   Winners never quit and quitters never win
 ~saying on Sports by Unkown

   Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you
 ~funny christmas quote by Author Unknown

   History supplies little beyond a list of those who have accommodated themselves with the property of others.
 ~christmas by Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary

   We need not destroy the past. It is gone.
 ~sayings about christmas by John Cage

   Only a few things are really important.
 ~quotes about Life by Marie Dressler

   I recoil with horror at the ferociousness of man. Will nations never devise a more rational umpire of differences than force? Are there no means of coercing injustice more gratifying to our nature than a waste of the blood of thousands and of the labor of millions of our fellow creatures?
 ~funny christmas quote by Thomas Jefferson

   Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor
 ~saying on Election Day by James Russell Lowell

   If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
 ~funny christmas quote by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
 ~christmas by William B. Yeats

   The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour.
 ~sayings about christmas by Japanese Proverb

   I think that if ever a mortal heard the voice of God it would be in a garden at the cool of the day.
 ~quotes about Gardens by F. Frankfort Moore, A Garden of Peace

   Do not plan for ventures before finishing what's at hand.
 ~funny christmas quote by Euripides

   Family quarrels are bitter things. They don't go by any rules. They're not like aches or wounds; they're more like splits in the skin that won't heal because there's not enough material.
 ~saying on Family by F. Scott Fitzgerald

   It's a good thing I stayed in Cincinnati for four years -- It took me that long to learn how to spell it
 ~funny christmas quote by Rocky Bridges

   Don't park in the spaces marked, Reserved for Umpires.
 ~christmas by John McSherry

   Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the one you miss.
 ~sayings about christmas by Author Unknown

   The only thing that has to be finished by next Tuesday is next Monday.
 ~quotes about Goals by Jennifer Yane

   The human story does not always unfold like a mathematical calculation on the principle that two and two make four. Sometimes in life they make five or minus three; and sometimes the blackboard topples down in the middle of the sum and leaves the class in disorder and the pedagogue with a black eye.
 ~funny christmas quote by Winston Churchill

   Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
 ~saying on Imagination by George Smith Patton, War as I Knew It, 1947

   A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
 ~funny christmas quote by Lao Tzu

   Newspapers: dead trees with information smeared on them.
 ~christmas by Horizon, Electronic Frontier

   Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea.
 ~sayings about christmas by Author Unknown

   Freedom is never free
 ~quotes about Independence Day by Author Unknown

   Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.
 ~funny christmas quote by William Faulkner

   We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin.
 ~saying on Being Yourself by André Berthiaume, Contretemps

   Belief in God? An afterlife? I believe in rock: this apodictic rock beneath my feet.
 ~funny christmas quote by Edward Abbey

   Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you
 ~christmas by Langston Hughes

   The Lord's Prayer may be committed to memory quickly, but it is slowly learnt by heart.
 ~sayings about christmas by Frederick Denison Maurice

   What we are speaks so loudly it drowns out what we say.
 ~quotes about Proverbs by

   The least initial deviation from the truth is multiplied later a thousandfold.
 ~funny christmas quote by Aristotle

   We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink...
 ~saying on Food by Epicurus

   In its broadest ecological context, economic development is the development of more intensive ways of exploiting the natural environment.
 ~funny christmas quote by Richard Wilkinson

   A man's dreams are an index to his greatness
 ~christmas by Zadok Rabinwitz

   If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.
 ~sayings about christmas by John A. Simone, Sr.

   You have just dined, and however scrupulously the slaughterhouse is concealed in the graceful distance of miles, there is complicity.
 ~quotes about Vegetarianism by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted.
 ~funny christmas quote by Johann Paul Friedrich Richter, Flower, Fruit, and Thorn

   A library, to modify the famous metaphor of Socrates, should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas-a place where history comes to life
 ~saying on Books by Norman Cousins

   Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss, events happening; small minds, people things.
 ~funny christmas quote by

   When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
 ~christmas by The Airplane Law

   The man who doesn’t need a boss is usually selected to be one.
 ~sayings about christmas by

   I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Lyndon B. Johnson

   Hardly a name in profane history is more august than hisHardly another character in the world's record has made so little of its opportunitiesHis discovery was a blunder; his blunder was a new world; the New World is his monument!
 ~funny christmas quote by Justin Winsor

   It must be admitted that there are some parts of the soul which we must entirely paralyze before we can live happily in this world.
 ~saying on Curmudgeons by Sébastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort

   There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
 ~funny christmas quote by Anaïs Nin

   A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it.
 ~christmas by Frank A. Clark

   Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals.
 ~sayings about christmas by Unknown high school principal

   Get your facts first, and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.
 ~quotes about Media Journalism by Mark Twain

   Poverty, Frost, Famine, Rain, Disease, are the beadles and guardsmen that hold us to Common Sense
 ~funny christmas quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
 ~saying on Confidence by African Proverb

   One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
 ~funny christmas quote by Malayan Proverb

   Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?
 ~christmas by Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970

   Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.
 ~sayings about christmas by Josh Billings

   Sadness flies on the wings of the morning and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.
 ~quotes about Mornings by Jean Giraudoux

   That some good can be derived from every event is a better proposition than that everything happens for the best, which it assuredly does not.
 ~funny christmas quote by James K. Feibleman

   Others’ faults show up like bright headlights; our own as dull tail lights.
 ~saying on Proverbs by

   When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy.
 ~funny christmas quote by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn

   Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
 ~christmas by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary


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