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   Beware of a man of one book.
 ~quotes about Wise Words by English Proverb

   There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by William J. Bennett, The Book of Virtues

   Half the wisdom of life is eliminating the non-essentials.
 ~saying on Living by

   since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our women, cus if we dont we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies, who make the babies. And since a man can't make one he has no right to tell a women when and where to create one
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Tupac Shakur

   May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!
 ~chris rock by Author Unknown

   An older sister is a friend and defender - a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.
 ~sayings about chris rock by Pam Brown

   I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality.... I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word.
 ~quotes about Racism by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   Desire is half of life, indifference is half of death
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Kahlil Gibran

   Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
 ~saying on Quotations by Author Unknown

   Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us to look before we leap promptly warns us that if we hesitate we are lost; that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but out of sight, out of mind.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Leo Rosten

   A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
 ~chris rock by James Beard

   Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.
 ~sayings about chris rock by Luke Salisbury

   Too many historical writers are the votaries of cults, which, by definition are dedicated to whitewashing warts and hanging halos.
 ~quotes about History by Thomas A. Bailey

   Have a very good reason for everything you do.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Laurence Olivier

   The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.
 ~saying on Politics by Clare Boothe Luce

   Repetition is the mother of all skill.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Anthony Robbins

   An age is called dark, not because the light fails to shine but because people refuse to see it.
 ~chris rock by James Michener

   I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see.
 ~sayings about chris rock by John Burroughs

   The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder
 ~quotes about Graduation by Ralph W. Sockman

   Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Robert Benchley

   Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
 ~saying on Alcohol by P.J. O'Rourke

   Ideally, the umpire should combine the integrity of a Supreme Court judge, the physical agility of an acrobat, the endurance of Job and the imperturbability of Buddha.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by The Villains in Blue, Time magazine, 25 August 1961

   Don't take your organs to heaven with you. Heaven knows we need them here.
 ~chris rock by Author Unknown

   The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
 ~sayings about chris rock by Daniel Webster

   My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
 ~quotes about God by Christopher Morley

   After a day's walk everything has twice its usual value.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by George Macauley Trevelyan

   The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded
 ~saying on April Fool's Day by George Orwell

   I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Will Rogers

   It's not enough to have a dream, Unless you're willing to pursue it. It's not enough to know what's right, Unless you're strong enough to do it. It's not enough to learn the truth, Unless you also learn to live it. It's not enough to reach for love, Unless you care enough to give it Men who are resolved to find a way for themselves will always find opportunities enough; and if they do not find them, they will make them
 ~chris rock by Samuel Smiles

   There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.
 ~sayings about chris rock by Alfred Hitchcock

   Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion
 ~quotes about Dance by Martha Graham

   I think the world is run by C students.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Al McGuire

   A teacher's purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.
 ~saying on Teachers by Author Unknown

   Although every man believes that his decisions and resolutions involve the most multifarious factors, in reality they are mere oscillation between flight and longing.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Herman Broch

   I have no doubt that we will be successful in harnessing the sun's energy.... If sunbeams were weapons of war, we would have had solar energy centuries ago.
 ~chris rock by Sir George Porter, quoted in The Observer, 26 August 1973

   Adversity introduces a man to himself
 ~sayings about chris rock by Author Unknown

   Photography records the gamut of feelings written on the human face, the beauty of the earth and skies that man has inherited, and the wealth and confusion man has created. It is a major force in explaining man to man.
 ~quotes about Photography by Edward Steichen

   If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by George Bernard Shaw

   Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him.
 ~saying on Sports by Blaise Pascal

   Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Compton Mackenzie, Literature in My Time, 1933

   It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
 ~chris rock by Jerome K. Jerome

   Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark.
 ~sayings about chris rock by Amiel, Journal, 17 December 1856

   The older generation thought nothing of getting up at five every morning - and the younger generation doesn't think much of it either.
 ~quotes about Generations by John J. Welsh

   The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Salvador Dali

   If the equality of individuals and the dignity of man be myths, they are myths to which the republic is committed.
 ~saying on Human Rights by Howard Mumford Jones

   A King, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A Father can do neither
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Marlene Dietrich

   The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind.
 ~chris rock by Kahlil Gibran

   Good-byes breed a sort of distaste for whomever you say good-bye to; this hurts, you feel, this must not happen again
 ~sayings about chris rock by Elizabeth Bowen

   Our land is everything to us.... I will tell you one of the things we remember on our land. We remember that our grandfathers paid for it - with their lives.
 ~quotes about Grandparents by John Wooden

   Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Victor Hugo

   To live with fear and not be afraid is the final test of maturity.
 ~saying on Courage by Edward Weeks

   The problem is not that there are problemsThe problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Theodore Rubin

   I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part.
 ~chris rock by Shirley MacLaine

   Infidel: In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
 ~sayings about chris rock by Ambrose Bierce

   There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
 ~quotes about Sanity by Lucius Annaeus Seneca, On Tranquillity of the Mind, Moral Essays

   Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Charles Krauthammer

    Using the power of decision gives you the capacity to get past any excuse to change any and every part of your life in an instant.
 ~saying on Success by Anthony Robbins

   Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Tiger Woods

   Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born
 ~chris rock by Anais Nin


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