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   Americans always try to do the right thing after they've tried everything else.
 ~quotes about America by Winston Churchill

   A song has a few rights the same as ordinary citizens... if it happens to feel like flying where humans cannot fly... to scale mountains that are not there, who shall stop it?
 ~funny card sayings by Charles Ives

   Instant availability without continuous presence is probably the best role a mother can play.
 ~saying on Parenting by Lotte Bailyn

   Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
 ~funny card sayings by George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

   Beauty is a radiance that originates from within and comes from inner security and strong character
 ~card by Jane Seymour

   Love is a symbol of eternityIt wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end
 ~sayings about card by Author Unknown

   Books support us in our solitude and keep us from being a burden to ourselves.
 ~quotes about Books Reading by Jeremy Collier

   When we are alone on a starlit night, when by chance we see the migrating birds in autumn descending on a grove of junipers to rest and eat; when we see children in a moment when they are really children, when we know love in our own hearts; or when, like the Japanese poet, Basho, we hear an old frog land in a quiet pond with a solitary splash - at such times the awakening, the turning inside out of all values, the newness, the emptiness and the purity of vision that make themselves evident, all these provide a glimpse of the cosmic dance.
 ~funny card sayings by Thomas Merton

   Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
 ~saying on Women by Charlotte Whitton

   We are not proving ourselves spiritually worthy of our material progress. We have not been neighborly, courteous, and kind upon the highway. Our lack of decency toward our fellow men is a definite black mark against us.
 ~funny card sayings by Cary T. Grayson

   Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other
 ~card by Francis Bacon

   There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
 ~sayings about card by Guy Almes

   To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
 ~quotes about Golden Mean by Confucius, Analects

   Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
 ~funny card sayings by George Bernard Shaw, The Rejected Statement, Part I, The Shewing-Up of Blanco Posnet, 1911

   There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.
 ~saying on Books Reading by Joe Ryan

   We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.
 ~funny card sayings by Carl Sagan

   There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's
 ~card by Clyde Moore

   But fate ordains that dearest friends must part
 ~sayings about card by Edward Young

   All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say, Yo Goober! Where's the meat? I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
 ~quotes about Vegetarianism by Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson

   Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
 ~funny card sayings by Benjamin Franklin

   We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
 ~saying on Philosophy by Martin L. Gross, A Call for Revolution, 1993

   Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement.
 ~funny card sayings by Alfred Adler

   When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
 ~card by Jonathan Swift

   Isn't it amazing the way the future succeeds in creating an appropriate past?
 ~sayings about card by John Leonard

   My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Thornton Wilder

   Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny.
 ~funny card sayings by Kathryn Carpenter

   There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
 ~saying on Computers by Richard P. Feynman

   Every vice is only an exaggeration of a necessary and virtuous function.
 ~funny card sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1836

   I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
 ~card by Dr. Theodore Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss

   Leisure is the mother of Philosophy.
 ~sayings about card by Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan, 1651

   And the crazy part of it was even if you were clever, even if you spent your adolescence reading John Donne and Shaw, even if you studied history or zoology or physics and hoped to spend your life pursuing some difficult and challenging career, you still had a mind full of all the soupy longings that every high-school girl was awash in... underneath it, all you longed to be was annihilated by love, to be swept off your feet, to be filled up by a giant prick spouting sperm, soapsuds, silk and satins and, of course, money.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Erica Jong

   Go, and never darken my towels again.
 ~funny card sayings by Groucho Marx

   The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
 ~saying on Perseverance by Author Unknown

   We're taking away your individual cubicles. In the new system you'll sign up for whatever cube is open that day. It's based on the model of public restrooms. But I call it 'hoteling' because it increases my chances of getting tips. Each cubicle will have a computer, a chair, and a roll of note paper . . . Take one and pass it around
 ~funny card sayings by Dilbert

   Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.
 ~card by Frank A. Clark

   Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
 ~sayings about card by John Skow

   Remember though, not eveythings going to be the way we want it to be. Not everyone is going to want to be our friend. That's not how life works. Alot of people like me and there are those who don't, but that's ok. It's more important to like your self and when you do friendship will come your way.

In Memory of Sandy and Jim Novotney
 ~quotes about Self Confidence by Sandy Novotney

   I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
 ~funny card sayings by George Carlin

   Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
 ~saying on Thinking by Howard Mumford Jones

   It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui.
 ~funny card sayings by Helen Keller

   Too late we learn, a man must hold his friend Unjudged, accepted, trusted to the end
 ~card by John Boyle O'Reilly

   My cat speaks sign language with her tail.
 ~sayings about card by Robert A. Stern

   Our thoughts are unseen hands shaping the people we meet. Whatever we truly think them to be, that's what they'll become for us.
 ~quotes about Prejudice by Richard Cowper

   Hatred is never anything but fear – if you feared no one, you would hate no one.
 ~funny card sayings by Hugh Downs

   Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul.
 ~saying on Solitude by John Muir

   Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it.
 ~funny card sayings by Stephen Baker

   Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
 ~card by Robert Frost

   The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears
 ~sayings about card by Bill Vaughn

   People don't change. Only their costumes do.
 ~quotes about Changes by Gene Moore

   We on this continent should never forget that men first crossed the Atlantic not to find soil for their ploughs but to secure liberty for their souls
 ~funny card sayings by Robert J. McCracken

   Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light.
 ~saying on Helping by Norman B. Rice

   An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
 ~funny card sayings by Niels Bohr

   There is nothing in the world so much like prayer as music is.
 ~card by William P. Merrill

   The return makes one love the farewell
 ~sayings about card by Alfred De Musset

   Be nice to whites, they need you to rediscover their humanity.
 ~quotes about Racism by Desmond Tutu

   The stars are the street lights of eternity.
 ~funny card sayings by Author Unknown

   Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.
 ~saying on Golf by Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1967

   The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself.
 ~funny card sayings by H.L. Mencken

   God pours life into death and death into life without a drop being spilled.
 ~card by Author Unknown


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