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   What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do - especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
 ~quotes about Travel by William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

   Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Charles Lamb

   Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds.
 ~saying on Health by George Jean Nathan

   An editor is someone who separates the wheat from the chaff and then prints the chaff.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Adlai Stevenson, as quoted in You Said a Mouthful edited by Ronald D. Fuchs

   It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage.
 ~bumper sticker by Author Unknown

   Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct.
 ~sayings about bumper sticker by Thomas Jefferson

   The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed.
 ~quotes about Conformity by Richard Brinsley Sheridan, The Critic, 1799

   Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Anäis Nin

   Its language is a language which the soul alone understands, but which the soul can never translate.
 ~saying on Music by Arnold Bennett

   Every sport pretends to a literature, but people don't believe it of any other sport but their own.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Alistair Cooke

   The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit
 ~bumper sticker by Nelson Henderson

   The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
 ~sayings about bumper sticker by G.K. Chesterton

   Macho doesn't prove mucho.
 ~quotes about Men by Zsa Zsa Gabor

   Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by James Shubert

   Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.
 ~saying on Winter by Robert Byrne

   There are no easy methods of learning difficult things; the method is to close your door, give out that you are not at home, and work.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Joseph de Maistre

   The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
 ~bumper sticker by Seneca

   Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
 ~sayings about bumper sticker by

   Your self-confidence is directly connected to how much you feel you are making a difference in your world
 ~quotes about Confidence by Brian Tracy

   Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Tom Walsh

   Few of us have lost our minds, but most of us have long ago lost our bodies.
 ~saying on Body by Ken Wilbur

   A truly good book teaches me better than to read it. I must soon lay it down, and commence living on its hint.... What I began by reading, I must finish by acting.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Henry David Thoreau

   You never know what is enough, until you know what is more than enough.
 ~bumper sticker by William Blake, Proverbs of Hell

   Ocean: A body of water occupying two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
 ~sayings about bumper sticker by Ambrose Bierce

   When a history book contains no lies it is always tedious.
 ~quotes about History by Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard

   Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Swedish Proverb

   The poorest of all men is not the one without gold, but without a goal. Life to him have no meaning – no reason for living.
 ~saying on Goals by

   Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Ogden Nash

   He is every other inch a gentleman.
 ~bumper sticker by Rebecca West

   When leaders act contrary to conscience, we must act contrary to leaders.
 ~sayings about bumper sticker by Veterans Fast for Life

   Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
 ~quotes about Crying by Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)

   It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.... The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Winston Churchill, Roving Commission: My Early Life, 1930

   Coal lay in ledges under the ground since the Flood, until a laborer with pick and windlass brings it to the surface. We may will call it black diamonds. Every basket is power and civilization. For coal is a portable climate.
 ~saying on Weather by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   You don't have to hold a position in order to be a leader.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

   Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
 ~bumper sticker by Dorothy Bernard

   I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard workAnd it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time
 ~sayings about bumper sticker by Bill Gold

   Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all panaceas, potable gold and philosopher's stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases.
 ~quotes about Smoking by Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy

   Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949

   In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
 ~saying on Angels by George Bernard Shaw

   Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by African Proverb

   I have never advocated war except as a means of peace.
 ~bumper sticker by Ulysses S. Grant

   Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
 ~sayings about bumper sticker by Ice T, The Ice Opinion, quoted in Reader's Digest, Quotable Quotes, February 2002

   The winds that blow through the wide sky in these mounts, the winds that sweep from Canada to Mexico, from the Pacific to the Atlantic - have always blown on free men
 ~quotes about Patriotic by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   We all denounce bores, but while we do so, let us remember that there is nobody who isn't a bore to somebody.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by J.A. Spender

   Our prejudices are like physical infirmities - we cannot do what they prevent us from doing.
 ~saying on Prejudice by John Lancaster Spalding

   I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Dudley Field Malone

   The first and greatest victory is to conquer yourself; to be conquered by yourself is of all things most shameful and vile.
 ~bumper sticker by Plato

   I have woven a parachute out of everything broken
 ~sayings about bumper sticker by William Stafford

   If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
 ~quotes about Parenting by Abigail Van Buren

   When you have done your best for a flower, and it fails, you have some reason to be aggrieved.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Frank Swinnerton

   A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart
 ~saying on Cool by Unknown

   In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again.... We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Enid Bagnold, Autobiography, 1969

   A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
 ~bumper sticker by Françoise Sagan

   With my full philosophical rucksack I can only climb slowly up the mountain of mathematics.
 ~sayings about bumper sticker by Ludwig Wittgenstein, Culture and Value

   If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.
 ~quotes about Friendship by Alice Duer Miller

   Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Bill Vaughn

   One should never know too precisely whom one has married.
 ~saying on Marriage by Friedrich Nietzsche

   People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around.
 ~funny bumper sticker sayings by Author Unknown

   You have to have the kind of body that doesn't need a girdle in order to get to pose in one.
 ~bumper sticker by Carolyn Kenmore


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