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   Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
 ~quotes about Love by William Shakespeare

   Everyone’s responsibility is to make the lost of his best talents.
 ~funny birthday card saying by

   The race advances only by the extra achievements of the individual. You are the individual.
 ~saying on Helping by Charles Towne

   You know you're from Arizona when you drive two miles around a parking lot looking for a shady place - even in the dead of winter.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Local Saying

   Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.
 ~birthday card by D.H. Lawrence, Classical American Literature, 1922

   It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.
 ~sayings about birthday card by Robert Lynd

   If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
 ~quotes about Famous Saying by Seymour Cray

   We seek peace, knowing that peace is the climate of freedom.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Dwight D. Eisenhower

   You give but little when you give of your possessionsIt is when you give of yourself that you truly give
 ~saying on Sweetest Day by Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet

   Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
 ~funny birthday card saying by C.S. Lewis

   The deep pain that is felt at the death of every friendly soul arises from the feeling that there is in every individual something which is inexpressible, peculiar to him alone, and is, therefore, absolutely and irretrievably lost.
 ~birthday card by Arthur Schopenhauer

   A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it.
 ~sayings about birthday card by Henry David Thoreau

   In time of test, family is best.
 ~quotes about Family by Burmese Proverb

   Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
 ~funny birthday card saying by G.K. Chesterton

   There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
 ~saying on Sleep by Author Unknown

   The thief and the murderer follow nature just as much as the philanthropist.
 ~funny birthday card saying by T.H. Huxley, Evolution and Ethics, 1893

   Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth.
 ~birthday card by

   There is this to be said for walking: It's the one mode of human locomotion by which a man proceeds on his own two feet, upright, erect, as a man should be, not squatting on his rear haunches like a frog.
 ~sayings about birthday card by Edward Abbey

   A wise man is not governed by others, nor does he try to govern them; he prefers that reason alone prevail.
 ~quotes about Miscellaneous by La Bruyère, Characters, 1688

   Take most people, they're crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch on them, and they're always talking about how many miles they get to a gallon, and if they get a brand-new car already they start thinking about trading it in for one that's even newer. I don't even like old cars. I mean they don't even interest me. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.
 ~funny birthday card saying by J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye

   The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
 ~saying on Adversity by Bernard M. Baruch

   What you have to live without, is better not to think about.
 ~funny birthday card saying by

   The imperfections of a man, his frailties, his faults, are just as important as his virtues. You can't separate them. They're wedded.
 ~birthday card by Henry Miller

   The chains that bind us most closely are the ones we have broken.
 ~sayings about birthday card by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   History is a novel for which the people is the author.
 ~quotes about History by Alfred de Vigny, Réflexions sur la Vérité dans l'Art

   How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?
 ~funny birthday card saying by Satchel Paige

   Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
 ~saying on Love by John Ciardi

   I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Rita Rudner

   What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do - especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
 ~birthday card by William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

   Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.
 ~sayings about birthday card by Charles Lamb

   Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds.
 ~quotes about Health by George Jean Nathan

   An editor is someone who separates the wheat from the chaff and then prints the chaff.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Adlai Stevenson, as quoted in You Said a Mouthful edited by Ronald D. Fuchs

   It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage.
 ~saying on Cats by Author Unknown

   Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Thomas Jefferson

   The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed.
 ~birthday card by Richard Brinsley Sheridan, The Critic, 1799

   Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
 ~sayings about birthday card by Anäis Nin

   Its language is a language which the soul alone understands, but which the soul can never translate.
 ~quotes about Music by Arnold Bennett

   Every sport pretends to a literature, but people don't believe it of any other sport but their own.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Alistair Cooke

   The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit
 ~saying on Attitude by Nelson Henderson

   The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
 ~funny birthday card saying by G.K. Chesterton

   Macho doesn't prove mucho.
 ~birthday card by Zsa Zsa Gabor

   Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
 ~sayings about birthday card by James Shubert

   Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.
 ~quotes about Winter by Robert Byrne

   There are no easy methods of learning difficult things; the method is to close your door, give out that you are not at home, and work.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Joseph de Maistre

   The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
 ~saying on Death by Seneca

   Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
 ~funny birthday card saying by

   Your self-confidence is directly connected to how much you feel you are making a difference in your world
 ~birthday card by Brian Tracy

   Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.
 ~sayings about birthday card by Tom Walsh

   Few of us have lost our minds, but most of us have long ago lost our bodies.
 ~quotes about Body by Ken Wilbur

   A truly good book teaches me better than to read it. I must soon lay it down, and commence living on its hint.... What I began by reading, I must finish by acting.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Henry David Thoreau

   You never know what is enough, until you know what is more than enough.
 ~saying on Philosophical by William Blake, Proverbs of Hell

   Ocean: A body of water occupying two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Ambrose Bierce

   When a history book contains no lies it is always tedious.
 ~birthday card by Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard

   Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
 ~sayings about birthday card by Swedish Proverb

   The poorest of all men is not the one without gold, but without a goal. Life to him have no meaning – no reason for living.
 ~quotes about Goals by

   Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Ogden Nash

   He is every other inch a gentleman.
 ~saying on Men by Rebecca West

   When leaders act contrary to conscience, we must act contrary to leaders.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Veterans Fast for Life

   Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
 ~birthday card by Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)


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