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   No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
 ~quotes about Books Reading by Mary Wortley Montagu

   As we struggle to make sense of things, life looks on in repose.
 ~funny beer sayings by Author Unknown

   Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
 ~saying on Humorous by Author Unknown

   Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are.
 ~funny beer sayings by Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha

   We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic cords of memory will swell when again touched as surely they will be by the better angels of our nature.
 ~beer by Abraham Lincoln

   Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they are the powers that ought to be.
 ~sayings about beer by Sydney J. Harris

   A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself
 ~quotes about For a Friend by Frances Ward Weller

   Here I am trying to live, or rather, I am trying to teach the death within me how to live.
 ~funny beer sayings by Jean Cocteau

   No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.
 ~saying on Money by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
 ~funny beer sayings by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.
 ~beer by John Mortimer, The Trials of Rumpole

   Having babies is fun, but babies grow up into people.
 ~sayings about beer by M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter, The Price of Tomato Juice

   The marvels - of film, radio, and television - are marvels of one-way communication, which is not communication at all.
 ~quotes about Television by Milton Mayer

   I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.
 ~funny beer sayings by Anna Quindlen, Enough Bookshelves, New York Times, 7 August 1991

   Genuine tragedies in the world are not conflicts between right and wrong. They are conflicts between two rights.
 ~saying on Philosophical by Georg Hegel

   There are many sham diamonds in this life which pass for real, and vice versa.
 ~funny beer sayings by William Makepeace Thackeray

   Wisdom consists of the anticipation of consequences.
 ~beer by Norman Cousins

   All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
 ~sayings about beer by

   An ounce of will power is worth a pound of knowledge. It takes guts to leave ruts.
 ~quotes about Career by

   I believe that all wisdom consists in caring immensely for a few right things, and not caring a straw about the rest.
 ~funny beer sayings by John Buchan

   If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
 ~saying on Meetings by Author Unknown

   Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them with acid, beat them with sticks and burn them; they love it.
 ~funny beer sayings by S.J. Perelman, Acres and Pains, 1951

   A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence.
 ~beer by Leopold Stokowski

   Everyday is election day. The devil vote against is. God vote for us, but we always cast the deciding vote.
 ~sayings about beer by

   The future is dark, the present burdensome. Only the past, dead and buried, bears contemplation.
 ~quotes about History by G.R. Elton, The Practice of History

   Men of genius are rarely much annoyed by the company of vulgar people.
 ~funny beer sayings by Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Table Talk

   God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
 ~saying on Babies by Martin H. Fischer

   I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I have ever met.
 ~funny beer sayings by Dwight Lyman Moody

   Trees are much like human beings and enjoy each other's company. Only a few love to be alone.
 ~beer by Jens Jensen, Siftings, 1939

   The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men - from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms
 ~sayings about beer by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
 ~quotes about Women by Samuel Johnson

   If you're considered a beauty, it's hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around
 ~funny beer sayings by Cybil Shepard

   Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.
 ~saying on Friendship by Rod McKuen, Looking for a Friend (Thank you, Carolyn.)

   As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.
 ~funny beer sayings by Henry David Thoreau

   A hundred ten in the shade is sorta hot, but you don't have to shovel it off your driveway.
 ~beer by Author Unknown

   Just be ordinary and nothing special. Eat your food, move your bowels, pass water, and when you're tired, go and lie down. The ignorant will laugh at me, but the wise will understand.
 ~sayings about beer by Bruce Lee

   The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
 ~quotes about Opportunities by Helen Rowland

   Be careful not to drown in a mirage.
 ~funny beer sayings by Terri Guillemets

   There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
 ~saying on Housework by Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968

   Labradors [are] lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning.
 ~funny beer sayings by Norman Strung

   The word now is like a bomb through the window, and it ticks.
 ~beer by Arthur Miller, After the Fall, 1964

   Who speaks of liberty while the human mind is in chains?
 ~sayings about beer by Francis Wright, 1828

   With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun.
 ~quotes about Living by

   You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.
 ~funny beer sayings by Somerset Maugham

   O Lord, help me not to despise or oppose what I do not understand.
 ~saying on Prejudice by William Penn

   So little time and so little to do.
 ~funny beer sayings by Oscar Levant

   For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law, it is administered with subhuman efficiency.
 ~beer by Eric Ambler

   You will always be your child's favorite toy.
 ~sayings about beer by Vicki Lansky, Trouble-Free Travel with Children, 1991

   Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose.
 ~quotes about Grief by From the television show The Wonder Years

   When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps; when he says perhaps he means no; when he says no he is no diplomat.
 ~funny beer sayings by Author Unknown

   The Americans never walk. In winter too cold and in summer too hot.
 ~saying on Walking by J.B. Yeats

   If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 ~funny beer sayings by Author Unknown

   Conscience warns us before it reproaches us.
 ~beer by Comtesse Diane (Marie Josephine de Suin de Beausacq), Maximes de la vie, 1908

   What this country needs is radicals who will stay that way regardless of the creeping years.
 ~sayings about beer by John Fischer

   It is only the constant exertion and working of our sensitive, intellectual, moral, and physical machinery that keep us from rusting, and so becoming useless.
 ~quotes about Labor by Charles Simmons

   Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation...tooting, howling, screeching, booming, crashing, whistling, grinding, and trilling bolster his ego. His anxiety subsides. His inhuman void spreads monstrously like a gray vegetation.
 ~funny beer sayings by Jean Arp

   Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway.
 ~saying on Wise Words by Elbert Hubbard, A Thousand and One Epigrams, 1911

   I feel no need for any other faith than my faith in human beings. Like Confucius of old, I am so absorbed in the wonder of earth and the life upon it that I cannot think of heaven and the angels.
 ~funny beer sayings by Pearl S. Buck

   We welcome passion, for the mind is briefly let off duty.
 ~beer by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


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