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   In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time.
 ~quotes about Success by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

   It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.
 ~funny beer quote by George Bernard Shaw

   Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
 ~saying on Curmudgeons by Horace Walpole

   Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.
 ~funny beer quote by Charles Dickens

   The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
 ~beer by Lopez

   God gave us two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use. Head you win, tail you lose.
 ~sayings about beer by Author Unknown

   It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.
 ~quotes about Money by Franklin Delano Roosevelt

   The outward man is the swinging door; the inner man is the still hinge.
 ~funny beer quote by Eckhart

   No soul is desolate as long as there is a human being for whom it can feel trust and reverence
 ~saying on Friends by George Eliot

   Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed.
 ~funny beer quote by Robert H. Schuller

   Enough is as good as a feast.
 ~beer by English Proverb

   Anybody can be good in the country.
 ~sayings about beer by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

   A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature
 ~quotes about Friends by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   I have approximate answers and possible beliefs and different degrees of certainty about different things, but I'm not absolutely sure of anything, and many things I don't know anything about, such as whether it means anything to ask why we're here, and what the question might mean. I might think about it a little bit, but if I can't figure it out, then I go on to something else. But I don't have to know an answer.... I don't feel frightened by not knowing things, by being lost in the mysterious universe without having any purpose, which is the way it really is, as far as I can tell, possibly. It doesn't frighten me.
 ~funny beer quote by Richard Phillips Feynman

   Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
 ~saying on Education by John Maynard Keynes

   Learning is like rowing upstream: not to advance is to drop back.
 ~funny beer quote by Chinese Proverb

   Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?
 ~beer by Ashleigh Brilliant

   What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions.
 ~sayings about beer by Arnold Glasow

   Where did you come from, baby dear?Out of the Everywhere and into here.
 ~quotes about Baby by George MacDonald

   History is not the past, but a map of the past drawn from a particular point of view to be useful to the modern traveler.
 ~funny beer quote by Henry Glassie

   All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?
 ~saying on Television by Nicholas Johnson

   One poor crop teaches us more than a book on farming.
 ~funny beer quote by

   The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
 ~beer by Robert M. Hutchins, Great Books, 1954

   Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
 ~sayings about beer by John Kenneth Galbraith

   Sweat cleanses from the inside. It comes from places a shower will never reach.
 ~quotes about Labor by George Sheehan

   A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.
 ~funny beer quote by James Allen

   Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee.
 ~saying on Caffeine by Alexander King

   God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floodsBut he cannot save them from fools
 ~funny beer quote by John Muir

   Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
 ~beer by Author Unknown

   Some people always sigh in thanking God.
 ~sayings about beer by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

   An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
 ~quotes about Optimism Pessimism by Bill Vaughan

   To sit in the shade on a fine day and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment.
 ~funny beer quote by Jane Austen

   Those who fear life are already three parts dead.
 ~saying on Fear by Bertrand Russell

   I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't workOf course it doesn't workWe are supposed to work it
 ~funny beer quote by Alexander Woollcott

   Every hero becomes a bore at last
 ~beer by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing?
 ~sayings about beer by Peter Andrews

   Virtue would not go to such lengths if vanity did not keep her company.
 ~quotes about Virtue by François de la Rochefoucauld

   Flowers... are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world.
 ~funny beer quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1844

   When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income
 ~saying on Retirement by Chi Chi Rodriguez

   A good slogan: LEARN HOW AND DO NOW.
 ~funny beer quote by

   Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies
 ~beer by Honore de Balzac

   Racial superiority is a mere pigment of the imagination
 ~sayings about beer by Author Unknown

   Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble.
 ~quotes about Women by Doctor Leon of drleons.com

   [W]hen a historian enters into metaphysics he has gone to a far country from whose bourne he will never return a historian.
 ~funny beer quote by Shailer Mathews, The Spiritual Interpretation of History

   Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.
 ~saying on Television by Rita Mae Brown

   Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
 ~funny beer quote by Mark Twain

   The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
 ~beer by Mark Twain

   Break open a cherry tree and there are no flowers, but the spring breeze brings forth myriad blossoms.
 ~sayings about beer by Ikkyu Sojun

   No sooner had Jesus knocked over the dragon of superstition than Paul boldly set it on its legs again in the name of Jesus.
 ~quotes about Religion by G.B. Shaw, Androcles and the Lion, 1912

   The payment of taxes gives a right to protection.
 ~funny beer quote by James M. Wayne

   It's important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.
 ~saying on Friendship by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Sharp words cut deeper than sharp swords.
 ~funny beer quote by

   Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair.
 ~beer by G.K. Chesterton

   Mother's love grows by giving.
 ~sayings about beer by Charles Lamb

   The time you think you're missing, misses you too.
 ~quotes about Time by Ymber Delecto

   How tired God must be of guilt and loneliness, for that is all we ever bring to Him.
 ~funny beer quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
 ~saying on Greatness by Stewart Udall

   With the tears a Land hath shed, Their graves should ever be green.
 ~funny beer quote by Thomas Bailey Aldrich

   We have to have faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she's convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck.
 ~beer by Cynthia Heimel


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