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   The man who thinks he can live without others is mistaken; the one who thinks others can't live without him is even more deluded.
 ~quotes about Humility by Hasidic Saying

   Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
 ~funny baseball sayings by G.M. Trevelyan

   There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go.
 ~saying on Wise Words by Tennessee Williams (Thomas Lanier)

   You laugh at me because I am different; I laugh because you are all the same.
 ~funny baseball sayings by Daniel Knode

   I find myself at the extremity of a long beach. How gladly does the spirit leap forth, and suddenly enlarge its sense of being to the full extent of the broad, blue, sunny deep! A greeting and a homage to the Sea! I descend over its margin, and dip my hand into the wave that meets me, and bathe my brow. That far-resounding roar is the Ocean's voice of welcome. His salt breath brings a blessing along with it.
 ~baseball by Nathaniel Hawthorne, Foot-prints on the Sea-shore

   Leadership is action, not position.
 ~sayings about baseball by Donald H. McGannon

   Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.
 ~quotes about Experience. by Soren Kierkegaard

   Change always comes bearing gifts.
 ~funny baseball sayings by Price Pritchett

   If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.
 ~saying on Golf by Author Unknown

   Today's world is one in which the age-old risks of humankind - the drought, floods, communicable diseases - are less of a problem than ever before. They have been replaced by risks of humanity's own making - the unintended side-effects of beneficial technologies and the intended effects of the technologies of war. Society must hope that the world's ability to assess and manage risks will keep pace with its ability to create them.
 ~funny baseball sayings by J. Clarence Davies, quoted in Conservation Foundation, State of the Environment: An Assessment at Mi

   People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
 ~baseball by Doug Larson

   The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child.
 ~sayings about baseball by Joe Houldsworth

   Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.
 ~quotes about Parenting by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.
 ~funny baseball sayings by Olin Miller

   Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
 ~saying on Gambling by Gloria Steinem

   We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
 ~funny baseball sayings by Joseph Heller

   The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
 ~baseball by Erma Bombeck

   I've always regarded nature as the clothing of God.
 ~sayings about baseball by Alan Hovhaness

   Like an unchecked cancer, hate corrodes the personality and eats away its vital unity. Hate destroys a man's sense of values and his objectivity. It causes him to describe the beautiful as ugly and the ugly as beautiful, and to confuse the true with the false and the false with the true.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   A trembling in the bones may carry a more convincing testimony than the dry documented deductions of the brain.
 ~funny baseball sayings by Llewelyn Powers

   Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
 ~saying on Death by Unknown

   It is only when we silent the blaring sounds of our daily existence that we can finally hear the whispers of truth that life reveals to us, as it stands knocking on the doorsteps of our hearts.
 ~funny baseball sayings by K.T. Jong

   Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
 ~baseball by Nicole Hollander

   Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.
 ~sayings about baseball by Søren Kierkegaard

   Poker, n. A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown.
 ~quotes about Poker by Ambrose Bierce

   Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?
 ~funny baseball sayings by Maurice Freehill

   When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.
 ~saying on Baseball by Vance Law

   If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
 ~funny baseball sayings by Douglas Adams

   A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacityThe order varies for any given year
 ~baseball by Paul Sweeney

   Men can bear all things except good days.
 ~sayings about baseball by Dutch Proverb

   Be careful how you interpret the world: It is like that.
 ~quotes about Perspective by Erich Heller

   The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.
 ~funny baseball sayings by Edith Zittler

   Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits
 ~saying on New Year by Author Unknown

   You cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your handsTake it up reverently, for it is an old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it
 ~funny baseball sayings by John Updike

   What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one dietsI mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
 ~baseball by Erma Bombeck, "No One Diets on Thanksgiving," 26 November 1981

   A bad grade is only one letter in the Essay of life
 ~sayings about baseball by Lee Drake

   Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something
 ~quotes about Movie by Westley

   A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
 ~funny baseball sayings by John Dennis, 1781

   Nobody believes a rumor here in Washington until it's officially denied.
 ~saying on Politics by Edward Cheyfitz

   Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.
 ~funny baseball sayings by Dale Carnegie

   Charity sees the need, not the cause.
 ~baseball by German Proverb

   In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.
 ~sayings about baseball by John Muir

   We may see the small value God has for riches, by the people he gives them to.
 ~quotes about Money by Alexander Pope, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1727

   The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt
 ~funny baseball sayings by Max Lerner, The Unfinished Country, 1950

   Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
 ~saying on Self-Control by Robert Orben

   Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
 ~funny baseball sayings by Author Unknown

   Dream the impossible dream. Dreaming it may make it possible. It often has.
 ~baseball by

   Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory.
 ~sayings about baseball by Oscar Wilde

   Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
 ~quotes about Children by Phyllis Diller

   Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink. Water, water everywhere, Nor any drop to drink
 ~funny baseball sayings by Samuel Taylor

   Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!
 ~saying on Marriage by Heinrich Heine

   The artist is the opposite of the politically minded individual, the opposite of the reformer, the opposite of the idealist. The artist does not tinker with the universe, he recreates it out of his own experience and understanding of life.
 ~funny baseball sayings by Henry Miller

   I'll tell you a big secret, my friend: Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day.
 ~baseball by Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956

   No town can fail of beauty, though its walks were gutters and its houses hovels, if venerable trees make magnificent colonnades along its streets.
 ~sayings about baseball by Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs, 1887

   The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shockproof shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have had it.
 ~quotes about Writing by Ernest Hemingway, interview in Paris Review, Spring 1958

   The more humanity advances, the more it is degraded.
 ~funny baseball sayings by Gustave Flaubert

   Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
 ~saying on Language by Peter Finley Dunne, Mr. Dooley's Opinions, 1900

   I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
 ~funny baseball sayings by Katherine Mansfield

   The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone.
 ~baseball by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


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