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   We awaken in others the same attitude of mind we hold toward them.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Elbert Hubbard

   One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Oscar Wilde

   If you can speak three languages you're trilingual. If you can speak two languages you're bilingual. If you can speak only one language you're an American.
 ~saying on America by Author Unknown

   The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Richard Bach

   He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
 ~baseball by Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, What Will He Do With It?

   Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window except that the birds might eat them.
 ~sayings about baseball by Martin H. Fischer, Fischerisms

   This, then, is the state of the union: free and restless, growing and full of hopeSo it was in the beginningSo it shall always be, while God is willing, and we are strong enough to keep the faith
 ~quotes about Patriotic by Lyndon B. Johnson

   As a manager, you always have a gun to your head. It's a question of whether there is a bullet in the barrel.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Kevin Keegan, 1995

   Wise [persons] learn by others’ mistakes, fools by their own.
 ~saying on Personality by Henry George Bohn

   Anger is a bad counselor.
 ~funny baseball quotes by French Proverb

   Ain't no man can avoid being average, but there ain't no man got to be common.
 ~baseball by Satchel Paige

   Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your conviction is to be an unqualified and excusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let men label you as they may.
 ~sayings about baseball by Mark Twain

   Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, How can he want me the way I look in the morning? It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
 ~quotes about Sex by Andy Rooney

   He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil

   He who takes medicine and neglects to diet wastes the skill of his doctors.
 ~saying on Health by Chinese Proverb

   We shall never be able to effect physical disarmament until we have succeeded in effecting moral disarmament.
 ~funny baseball quotes by J. Ramsay MacDonald

   He who fears something gives it power over him.
 ~baseball by Moorish Proverb

   The twentieth century seems afflicted by a gigantic... power failure. Powerlessness and the sense of powerlessness may be the environmental disease of the age.
 ~sayings about baseball by Russell Baker, New York Times, 1 May 1969

   I hate women because they always know where things are.
 ~quotes about Women by Voltaire

   ...trout that doesn't think two jumps and several runs ahead of the average fisherman is mighty apt to get fried.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949

   Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
 ~saying on Marriage by Samuel Lichtenberg

   I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Alice Walker

   In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.
 ~baseball by Billy Cosby

   The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character
 ~sayings about baseball by Peter Devries

   Don't blow it - good planets are hard to find.
 ~quotes about Environment by Quoted in Time

   I don't think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl

   Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
 ~saying on Fishing by Author Unknown

   Noise, crowding, pollution, and the sheer rush of our complex, modern society are rapidly becoming as oppressive to many individuals as the worst kind of political dictatorship.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Thomas F. Eagleton

   The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 ~baseball by Henny Youngman

   The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-distrust. He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit that quickens him. He will have no disciple.
 ~sayings about baseball by Amos Bronson Alcott

   Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money
 ~quotes about Earth Day by Cree Indian Proverb

   The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985

   If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
 ~saying on Alcohol by Author Unknown

   I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Fred Allen

   Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing.
 ~baseball by Abraham Lincoln

   There's really no point in having children if you're not going to be home enough to be a father to them
 ~sayings about baseball by Anthony Edwards

   You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
 ~quotes about Baseball by Earl Weaver

   A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
 ~funny baseball quotes by James Joyce, Ulysses

   always be what nature made t be for nature cares for you
 ~saying on Creativity by chris aleke

   The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Portuguese Proverb

   Even our misfortunes are a part of our belongings.
 ~baseball by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Night Flight, 1931, translated from French by Stuart Gilbert

   What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.
 ~sayings about baseball by Eleanor Powell

   We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures
 ~quotes about Thank You. by Thornton Wilder

   The library connects us with the insight and knowledge, painfully extracted from Nature, of the greatest minds that ever were, with the best teachers, drawn from the entire planet and from all our history, to instruct us without tiring, and to inspire us to make our own contribution to the collective knowledge of the human species. I think the health of our civilization, the depth of our awareness about the underpinnings of our culture and our concern for the future can all be tested by how well we support our libraries.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Carl Sagan, Cosmos

   When written in Chinese the word "crisis" is composed of two characters - one represents danger and the other represents opportunity
 ~saying on Adversity by John F. Kennedy, address, 12 April 1959

   Golf is essentially an exercise in masochism conducted out-of-doors.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Paul O'Neil

   An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
 ~baseball by T.S. Eliot

   There are times in everyone's life when something constructive is born out of adversity... when things seem so bad that you've got to grab your fate by the shoulders and shake it.
 ~sayings about baseball by Author Unknown

   I am working for the time when unqualified blacks, browns, and women join the unqualified men in running our government.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Cissy Farenthold

   The soul can split the sky in two and let the face of God shine through.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Edna St. Vincent Millay

   God made the country, and man made the town.
 ~saying on Country by William Cowper, The Task

   It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Niccolo Machiavelli

   I am thankful for all the complaining I hear about our government because it means we have freedom of speech.
 ~baseball by Nancie J. Carmody

   You are sad because they abandon you and you have not fallen.
 ~sayings about baseball by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Americans are so enamored of equality, they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom.
 ~quotes about America by Alexis de Tocqueville

   The only big ideas I've ever had came from daydreaming, but modern life keeps people from daydreaming. Every moment of the day your mind is being occupied, controlled by someone else – at school, at work, watching television. Getting away from all that is really important. You need to just kick back in a chair and let your mind daydream.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Paul MacCready

   My only feeling about superstition is that it's unlucky to be behind at the end of the game.
 ~saying on Sports by Duffy Daugherty

   Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens.
 ~funny baseball quotes by Douglas Jerrold

   You forget that the fruits belong to all and that the land belongs to no one.
 ~baseball by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Discours sur l'origine et les fondements de l'inégalité parmi les hommes, 175


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