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   When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
 ~quotes about Homosexuality by Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988 (Thank you, Marlene.)

   If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
 ~funny as hell saying by Alan King

   A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels.
 ~saying on Money by Harry Lauder

   When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight
 ~funny as hell saying by Kahlil Gibran

   Fear is the father of courage and the mother of safety.
 ~as hell by Henry H. Tweedy

   Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
 ~sayings about as hell by Jim Davis

   Hunger makes a thief of any man.
 ~quotes about Poverty by Pearl S. Buck

   A father is always making his baby into a little womanAnd when she is a woman he turns her back again
 ~funny as hell saying by Enid Bagnold

   Suburb: a place that isn't city, isn't country, and isn't tolerable.
 ~saying on Cities by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   The hero dead cannot expire:, The dead still play their part.
 ~funny as hell saying by Charles Sangster

   Where we love is home,Home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.
 ~as hell by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., Homesick in Heaven

   Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
 ~sayings about as hell by Lynda Barry

   A man in love is incomplete until he is marriedThen he's finished
 ~quotes about Weddings by Zsa Zsa Gabor

   Having a bottom is living with the enemyNot only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we're looking the other way
 ~funny as hell saying by Coupling, "Her Best Friend's Bottom," original airdate 17 September 2001, written by Steven Moffat,

   I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
 ~saying on Feminism by Madonna Ciccone

   Let freedom never perish in your hands
 ~funny as hell saying by Joseph Addison

   The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
 ~as hell by Anatole France (Jacques Anatole François Thibault), The Red Lily, 1894

   Vivisection is a social evil because if it advances human knowledge, it does so at the expense of human character.
 ~sayings about as hell by George Bernard Shaw

   Children are contemptuous, haughty, irritable, envious, sneaky, selfish, lazy, flighty, timid, liars and hypocrites, quick to laugh and cry, extreme in expressing joy and sorrow, especially about trifles, they'll do anything to avoid pain but they enjoy inflicting it: little men already.
 ~quotes about Children by Jean de La Bruyère, Les Caractères, 1688

   The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
 ~funny as hell saying by Gloria Leonard

   One does evil enough when one does nothing good.
 ~saying on Integrity by German Proverb

   If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
 ~funny as hell saying by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi

   If you knew how meat was made, you'd probably lose your lunch.
 ~as hell by k.d. lang

   Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense
 ~sayings about as hell by Helen Rowland

   The tears of the red, yellow, black, brown and white man are all the same.
 ~quotes about Equality Difference by Martin H. Fischer

   Life is a sexually transmitted disease and there is a 100% mortality rate.
 ~funny as hell saying by R.D. Laing

   I think sometimes could I only have music on my own terms, could I live in a great city, and know where I could go whenever I wished the ablution and inundation of musical waves, that were a bath and a medicine.
 ~saying on Music by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
 ~funny as hell saying by Dave Barry

   Save money. If you don’t need it for security, you need it for character. There’s little character in poverty.
 ~as hell by

   Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance.
 ~sayings about as hell by Alistair Cooke

   Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering.
 ~quotes about Psychology by Carl Jung

   If you go back through 2000 years, I guess luck, Marx, and God have made history, the three of them together.
 ~funny as hell saying by Theodore White

   Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
 ~saying on Forgiveness by Paul Boese

   A person who chooses to die or to risk death demonstrates that there are values, principles, maxims, that are more valuable to him than is life itself. In short, he places his immortal self above his mortal self. Nothing goes by luck in composition. It allows of no tricks. The best you can write will be the best you are
 ~funny as hell saying by Henry David Thoreau

   Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone
 ~as hell by G.B. Stern

   We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.
 ~sayings about as hell by Milton Friedman

   Like everybody who is not in love, he thought one chose the person to be loved after endless deliberations and on the basis of particular qualities or advantages.
 ~quotes about Love by Marcel Proust, Remembrance of Things Past: Cities of the Plain, 1922

   A man will turn over half a library to make one book.
 ~funny as hell saying by Samuel Johnson

   Life is too short for traffic.
 ~saying on Driving by Dan Bellack

   Pain reaches the heart with electrical speed, but truth moves to the heart as slowly as a glacier.
 ~funny as hell saying by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada.
 ~as hell by Lorne Bloch

   Retirement is like a long vacation in Las VegasThe goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money
 ~sayings about as hell by Jonathan Clements

   Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.
 ~quotes about Children by Robert Gallagher

   He that struggles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skillOur antagonist is our helper
 ~funny as hell saying by Edmund Burke, The Revolution in France, 1790

   Our society's values are being corrupted by advertising's insistence on the equation: Youth equals popularity, popularity equals success, success equals happiness.
 ~saying on Advertising by John Fisher, The Plot to Make You Buy, 1968

   We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.
 ~funny as hell saying by Cynthia Ozick

   Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
 ~as hell by Jennifer Yane

   Libraries are the wardrobes of literature, whence men, properly informed may bring forth something for ornament, much for curiosity, and more for use.
 ~sayings about as hell by William Dyer

   I travel a lot; I hate having my life disrupted by routine.
 ~quotes about Travel by Caskie Stinnett

   Home is the place where, when you have to go there,They have to take you in.
 ~funny as hell saying by Robert Frost, The Death of the Hired Man

   If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 ~saying on Science by Henry J. Tillman

   The clock of life is wound but once, and no one has the power, To tell just when its hands will stop, at late or early hour, So do today that noble deed, pursue it with a will, Delay not till tomorrow, your hands may then be still.
 ~funny as hell saying by

   Creditors have better memories than debtors.
 ~as hell by Benjamin Franklin

   Oh that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew.
 ~sayings about as hell by William Shakespeare, Hamlet

   The best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love
 ~quotes about Sweetest Day by William Wordsworth

   I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn
 ~funny as hell saying by C.E. Cowman

   I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie. Neckties strangle clear thinking.
 ~saying on Clothing by Lin Yutang

   The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary.
 ~funny as hell saying by Elbert Hubbard

   The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.
 ~as hell by Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead


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