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   The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
 ~quotes about Sports by John Madden

   I cannot imagine how the clockwork of the universe can exist without a clockmaker.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Voltaire

   If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others.
 ~saying on Parenting by Haim Ginott

   For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But here was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, or a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that this was my life. This perspective has helped me to see that there
is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Alfred D Souza

   That's the classical mind at work, runs fine inside but looks dingy on the surface.
 ~answering machine by Robert T. Pirsig

   [A]ll deities reside in the human breast.
 ~sayings about answering machine by William Blake, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell

   Consider the man on horseback, and I have been a man on horseback for most of my life. Well, mostly he is a good man, but there is a change in him as soon as he mounts. Every man on horseback is an arrogant man, however gentle he may be on foot. The man in the automobile is one thousand times as dangerous. I tell you, it will engender absolute selfishness in mankind if the driving of automobiles becomes common. It will breed violence on a scale never seen before. It will mark the end of the family as we know it, the three or four generations living happily in one home. It will destroy the sense of neighborhood and the true sense of Nation. It will create giantized cankers of cities, false opulence of suburbs, ruinized countryside, and unhealthy conglomerations of specialized farming and manufacturing. It will make every man a tyrant.
 ~quotes about Driving by R.A. Lafferty, written in the late 1800s, as quoted in Adbusters, Spring 1996

   Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Babatunde Olatunji

   The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.
 ~saying on Censorship by Tommy Smothers

   A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Andre Gide

   Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell
 ~answering machine by Emily Dickinson, "Parting"

   The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.
 ~sayings about answering machine by H.L. Mencken

   In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
 ~quotes about Children by Robert Benchley

   A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Louis J. Camuti

   Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
 ~saying on Living by Elbert Hubbard

   Let new thought make you a new man. Be you renewed by the renewing of your mind.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by

   A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self.
 ~answering machine by Marian Sandmaier

   HELP: The feature that assists in generating more questions. When the Help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of Help screens and end up where they started from without learning a damn thing
 ~sayings about answering machine by Computer

   A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected.
 ~quotes about Politics by Carl Sandburg

   I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it whatever I canI want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live
 ~funny answering machine sayings by George Bernard Shaw

   My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, Gramma, do you know how you and God are alike? I mentally polished my halo while I asked, No, how are we alike? You're both old, he replied.
 ~saying on Grandparents by Author Unknown

   She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Raymond Chandler

   It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
 ~answering machine by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
 ~sayings about answering machine by Leo Buscaglia

   Be neither a conformist or a rebel, for they are really the same thing. Find your own path, and stay on it.
 ~quotes about Conformity by Paul Vixie

   It is change, continuing change, inevitable change, that is the dominant factor in society today. No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be...This, in turn, means that our statesmen, our businessmen, our everyman must take on a science fictional way of thinking
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Isaac Asimov

   I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom
 ~saying on Independence Day by Simone de Beauvoir

   To die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. Death of one's own free choice, death at the proper time, with a clear head and with joyfulness, consummated in the midst of children and witnesses: so that an actual leave-taking is possible while he who is leaving is still there.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Friedrich Nietzsche, Expeditions of an Untimely Man

   The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief
 ~answering machine by William Shakespeare, Othello

   Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun.
 ~sayings about answering machine by George Scialabra

   I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience.
 ~quotes about Age by Author Unknown

   Only in grammar can you be more than perfect.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by William Safire

   It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
 ~saying on Kindness by Author Unknown

   Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Sam Ewing

   Dancers are the athletes of God.
 ~answering machine by Albert Einstein

   What this country needs is radicals who will stay that way regardless of the creeping years.
 ~sayings about answering machine by John Fischer

   People are trapped in history, and history is trapped in them.
 ~quotes about History by James Baldwin, Notes of a Native Son

   Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Thomas Edison

   In June as many as a dozen species may burst their buds on a single day. No man can heed all of these anniversaries; no man can ignore all of them.
 ~saying on Nature by Aldo Leopold

   Read over your compositions, and when you meet a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Samuel Johnson, Recalling the Advice of a College Tutor, Boswell, Life of Johnson, 1791

   I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it.... People think pleasing God is all God care about. But any fool living in the world can see it always trying to please us back.
 ~answering machine by Alice Walker, The Color Purple, 1982

   If you have lived, take thankfully the past.
 ~sayings about answering machine by John Dryden

   Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Margaret Young

   I hope that my achievements in life shall be these - that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, and that I will have given help to those who were in need that I will have left the earth a better place for what I've done and who I've been.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by C. Hoppe

   When you can't do something truly useful, you tend to vent the pent up energy in something useless but available, like snappy dressing.
 ~saying on Civilization by Lois McMaster Bujold

   The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't being said.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Author Unknown

   What is the most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.
 ~answering machine by Susan Sontag

   By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart.
 ~sayings about answering machine by Phillip Moffitt

   Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.
 ~quotes about Golf by Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum

   There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we count ourselves among them.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Mignon McLaughlin

   If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
 ~saying on Golf by Horace G. Hutchinson

   When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by From the movie Fight Club, based on the novel by Chuck Palahniuk

   Behavioral psychology is the science of pulling habits out of rats.
 ~answering machine by Dr. Douglas Busch

   Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other.
 ~sayings about answering machine by Sam Mussabini

   Habit is thus the enormous flywheel of society, its most precious conservative agent. It alone is what keeps us all within the bounds of ordinance, and saves the children of fortune from the envious uprisings of the poor.
 ~quotes about Habits by William James, The Principles of Psychology

   Chance takers are accident makers.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Author Unknown

   Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
 ~saying on Self-Discovery by Anaïs Nin

   Every wrong seems possible today, and is accepted. I don't accept it.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Pablo Casals

   A poet dares be just so clear and no clearer.... He unzips the veil from beauty, but does not remove it. A poet utterly clear is a trifle glaring.
 ~answering machine by E.B. White


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