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   Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
 ~quotes about Trust by Helen Rowland

   Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.
 ~funny anime quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success
 ~saying on Money by Ingrid Bergman

   Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers.
 ~funny anime quotes by Leo Rosten

   Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
 ~anime by Jim Fiebig

   America is the best half-educated country in the world.
 ~sayings about anime by Nicholas Murray Butler

   Some pursue happiness, others create it.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Author Unknown

   Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each otherPerhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then
 ~funny anime quotes by Katherine Hepburn

   The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
 ~saying on Alcohol by Author Unknown

   The darkest hour has only sixty minutes
 ~funny anime quotes by Morris Mandel

   He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
 ~anime by Mae West

   If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
 ~sayings about anime by Anatole France

   To live in this world, you must be able to do three things: to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones knowing your life depends on it; and when the time comes, to let go
 ~quotes about Love Sayings by Mary Oliver

   Journalists cover words and delude themselves into thinking they have committed journalism.
 ~funny anime quotes by Hedrick Smith

   For the rubble of history, which is undigested and therefore goes on blindly, does not lie so thickly on the ground as in our own consciousness.
 ~saying on History by Herbert Lüthy

   Thrift built not only fortunes, but also men. One of the best character builders is saving. Be just before you are generous.
 ~funny anime quotes by

   You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
 ~anime by Jonathan Carroll, Outside the Dog Museum

   Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
 ~sayings about anime by Henry David Thoreau

   To criticize another race or another natural creation is to criticize god who made them.
 ~quotes about Living by

   Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun
 ~funny anime quotes by Author Unknown

   I have found some of the best reasons I ever had for remaining at the bottom simply by looking at the men at the top.
 ~saying on Integrity by Frank Moore Colby

   Every human being has... an attendant spirit.... If it does not always tell us what to do, it always cautions us what not to do.
 ~funny anime quotes by Lydia M. Child

   Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease.
 ~anime by Roul Turley

   If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give
 ~sayings about anime by George MacDonald

   The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes - ah, that is where the art resides!
 ~quotes about Music by Artur Schnabel

   The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people.
 ~funny anime quotes by Gerome Gragni and James Rado, 1967

   What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
 ~saying on Age by Voltaire

   I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying.
 ~funny anime quotes by Charles C. Finn

   Anger is momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.
 ~anime by Horace, Epistles

   A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
 ~sayings about anime by Henry Wheeler Shaw

   There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside.
 ~quotes about Self-Discovery by Pearl Bailey

   If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 ~funny anime quotes by Author Unknown

   A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
 ~saying on Gossip by John Tudor

   Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
 ~funny anime quotes by Tommy Smothers

   Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
 ~anime by C.C. Colton

   There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
 ~sayings about anime by Aldous Huxley

   Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty
 ~quotes about Women's Greetings by James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960

   Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.
 ~funny anime quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   There lurks, perhaps, in every human heart a desire of distinction, which inclines every man first to hope, and then to believe, that Nature has given him something peculiar to himself.
 ~saying on Being Yourself by Samuel Johnson

   [A poem] begins in delight and ends in wisdom.
 ~funny anime quotes by Robert Frost, The Figure a Poem Makes, Collected Poems of Robert Frost, 1939

   It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
 ~anime by Colette, My Mother's House, 1922

   Moral: a peerless maxim enumerated by God in his Holy Bible, such as that of Deut. 23:1, if your testicles are crushed or your male member missing, you must never enter a sanctuary of the Lord.
 ~sayings about anime by Donald Morgan

   A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, where mother is.
 ~quotes about Mothers by Keith L. Brooks

   The scholar only knows how dear these silent, yet eloquent, companions of pure thoughts and innocent hours become in the season of adversity. When all that is worldly turns to dross around us, these only retain their steady value.
 ~funny anime quotes by Washington Irving

   The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.
 ~saying on Crying by Isak Dinesen

   There will be days when the fishing is better than one's most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home.
 ~funny anime quotes by Roderick Haig-Brown, Fisherman's Spring, 1951

   Never accept the proposition that just because a solution satisfies a problem, that it must be the only solution.
 ~anime by Raymond E. Feist

   Courage is a kind of salvation.
 ~sayings about anime by Plato

   On the bathing-tub of King T'ang the following words were engraved: If you would one day renovate yourself, do so from day to day. Yea, let there be daily renovation.
 ~quotes about Wise Words by Confucian Analects

   The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than hutsNo Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving
 ~funny anime quotes by H.U. Westermayer

   Most people die at the last minute; others twenty years beforehand, some even earlier. They are the wretched of the earth.
 ~saying on Miscellaneous by Louis Céline, Voyage au bout du monde, 1932

   Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money.
 ~funny anime quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
 ~anime by Thomas Fuller

   You and I are not what we eat; we are what we think.
 ~sayings about anime by Walter Anderson, The Confidence Course, 1997

   Can anything be stupider than that a man has the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of a river and his ruler has a quarrel with mine, though I have not quarrelled with him?
 ~quotes about Patriotism by Blaise Pascal, quoted by Tolstoy in Bethink Yourselves

   The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another.
 ~funny anime quotes by James Matthew Barrie

   I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
 ~saying on Integrity by Joseph Baretti, quoted by James Boswell, 1766, popularly misattributed to Samuel Johnson

   For westerners, the tattoo has always been a metaphor of difference.
 ~funny anime quotes by Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription: A Cultural History of the Modern Tattoo Community, 2000

   Never be grandiloquent when you want to drive home a searching truth. Don't whip with a switch that has the leaves on, if you want it to tingle.
 ~anime by Henry Ward Beecher


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