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   There are rich counsels in the trees.
 ~quotes about Trees by Herbert P. Horne

   They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Scottish Proverb

   Television is simply automated day-dreaming.
 ~saying on Television by Lee Lovinger

   Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Maxims and Reflections

   The peculiar evil of silencing the expression of an opinion is, that it is robbing the human race; posterity as well as the existing generation; those who dissent from the opinion, still more than those who hold it. If the opinion is right, they are deprived of the opportunity of exchanging error for truth: if wrong, they lose, what is almost as great a benefit, the clearer perception and livelier impression of truth, produced by its collision with error.
 ~teen by John Stuart Mill, On Liberty, 1859

   I'm working to improve my methods, and every hour I save is an hour added to my life.
 ~sayings about teen by Ayn Rand

   There are very few human beings who receive the truth, complete and staggering, by instant illumination. Most of them acquire it fragment by fragment, on a small scale, by successive developments, cellularly, like a laborious mosaic.
 ~quotes about Life by Anaïs Nin

   The tree which moves some to tears of joy is in the eyes of others only a green thing which stands in their way.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by William Blake

   If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
 ~saying on Logic by Rita Mae Brown

   Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Albert Einstein

   Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepareThey are consumed in twelve minutesHalf-times take twelve minutesThis is not coincidence
 ~teen by Erma Bombeck

   One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present.
 ~sayings about teen by Golda Meir

   Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too muchThen again, don't drink too little
 ~quotes about Party Invitations by Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen

   Sometimes I wish I were a kid again; skinned knees are a lot easier to fix than a broken heart
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Unknown

   I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
 ~saying on Adversity by Mother Teresa

   One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by George Santayana

   There is a God-shaped vacuum in every heart.
 ~teen by Blaise Pascal

   When you're looking for a friend don't look for perfection, just look for friendship
 ~sayings about teen by Unknown

   A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
 ~quotes about Adversity by Duke Ellington

   We cannot command Nature except by obeying her.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Francis Bacon

   If I hear I forget; If I see I remember; if I do I make it my own.
 ~saying on Chinese Saying by Chinese

   I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Erma Bombeck

   Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place" Billy Crystal(Mitch)in City Slickers(1991)
 ~teen by Billy Crystal

   The only cure for seasickness is to sit on the shady side of an old brick church in the country.
 ~sayings about teen by Author Unknown

   Someone might say of me that I have only made a bouquet of other people's flowers here, having supplied nothing of my own but the thread to bind them.
 ~quotes about Quotations by Michel de Montaigne

   Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Sandra Boynton

   Leadership: the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
 ~saying on Leadership by Dwight D. Eisenhower

   If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Diogenes the Cynic

   As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever.
 ~teen by Clarence Darrow

   He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner.
 ~sayings about teen by Benjamin Franklin

   The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
 ~quotes about American football by Phyllis Diller

   Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Seneca the Younger

   Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind.
 ~saying on Happiness by Thomas Jefferson

   Irons rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks, 1508

   Always verify your quotations.
 ~teen by Martin Joseph Routh, also sometimes quoted as your references or your sources

   It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge
 ~sayings about teen by Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951

   The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
 ~quotes about Mothers by Honoré de Balzac

   A lot of history is just dirty politics cleaned up for the consumption of children and other innocents.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Richard Reeves

   Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good.
 ~saying on Responsibility by Buddha

   The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Erma Bombeck

   This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
 ~teen by George Burns

   I want a man who's kind and understandingIs that too much to ask of a millionaire?
 ~sayings about teen by Zsa Zsa Gabor

   Columbus had all the spirit of a crusader, and, at the same time, the investigating nature of a modern man of science
 ~quotes about Columbus Day by Edmund Arthur Helps

   Art is a kind of illness.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Giacomo Puccini

   By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
 ~saying on Marriage by Socrates

   Now, if groups like Moral Majority have their way, there won't be any sex education at school, and our kids will be the dumbest in the world when it comes to sex.... But our parents are sexually retarded too.... Fear and primitive morals are creating a sexual pressure-cooker in this country and soon the top will blow.... Only in the U.S. do we find children drawing a picture of a baby coming from the clouds or from under a cabbage leaf.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Dr. Floyd Martinson

   Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?
 ~teen by Maurice Freehill

   The worst fate of a poet is to be admired without being understood.
 ~sayings about teen by Jean Cocteau, Le Rappel á l'ordre, 1926

   Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game.
 ~quotes about Golf by Burt Shotten

   We need not join the mad rush to purchase an earthly fallout shelter. God is our eternal fallout shelter.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963

   A poem begins with a lump in the throat.
 ~saying on Poetry by Robert Frost

   If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Author Unknown

   Monotony is like tombstone tied around our necks. It’s really a blessed weight donated by nature to hold us down until we find the precious pearl.
 ~teen by

   The course of life is unpredictable... no one can write his autobiography in advance.
 ~sayings about teen by Abraham Joshua Heschel

   There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
 ~quotes about Men by Steve Martin

   Remember, a real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by Anthony Robbins

   Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
 ~saying on Death by Henry Van Dyke

   Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: That you are dreadfully like other people.
 ~funny and cute sayings for teen by James Russell Lowell, Democracy Address, Birmingham, England, 6 October 1884

   Two-legged creatures we are supposed to love as we love ourselves. The four-legged, also, can come to seem pretty important. But six legs are too many from the human standpoint.
 ~teen by Joseph W. Krutch


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