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   We have produced a world of contented bodies and discontented minds.
 ~quotes about Society by Adam Clayton Powell, Keep the Faith, Baby!, 1967

   A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Henry Ford

   Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
 ~saying on Alcohol by Galileo

   One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet
 ~funny alcohol quote by Mongo

   One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human
 ~alcohol by George Santayana

   Psychoanalysis can provide a theory of 'progress,' but only by viewing history as a neurosis.
 ~sayings about alcohol by Norman O. Brown, Life Against Death

   I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, Mother, what was war?
 ~quotes about War by Eve Merriam

   No other discipline has its portals so wide open to the general public as history.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Johan Huizinga, Men and Ideas

   More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
 ~saying on Dieting by John Kenneth Galbraith, The Affluent Society

   Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you.
 ~funny alcohol quote by From the movie The Story of Us

   After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
 ~alcohol by John Pierce

   Truth breeds hatred.
 ~sayings about alcohol by Bias of Priene, Maxims

   Virtue would not go to such lengths if vanity did not keep her company.
 ~quotes about Vanity by François de la Rochefoucauld

   Beyond my body my veins are invisible.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom.

 ~saying on Success by Euripides

   There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Author Unknown

   What's the good of news if you haven't a sister to share it?
 ~alcohol by Jenny DeVries

   At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboardsMy hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros
 ~sayings about alcohol by Paul Freund

   Society is composed of two great classes - those who have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.
 ~quotes about Society by Sébastien-Roch Nicholas de Chamfort

   We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it's going to get on by itself. You've got to keep watering it. You've got to really look after it and nurture it
 ~funny alcohol quote by John Lennon

   In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
 ~saying on Life by Charlie Brown

   Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Michel de Montaigne, translated

   To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act.
 ~alcohol by Anatole France

   Love is not something you feel. It's something you do
 ~sayings about alcohol by David Wilkerson

   The pot goes down into the well so many times and then it finally breaks
 ~quotes about Italian Sayings by Italian

   The best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.
 ~funny alcohol quote by William Wordsworth

   A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water.
 ~saying on Golf by Bob Ryan

   In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Albert Schweitzer

   A letter always seemed to me like immortality because it is the mind alone without corporeal friend.
 ~alcohol by Emily Dickinson

   One moment of patience may ward off great disaster. One moment of impatience may ruin a whole life.
 ~sayings about alcohol by Chinese Proverb

   Doors don't slam open.
 ~quotes about Effort by John M. Shanahan, The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Time (In Two Lines or Less)

   I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Erma Bombeck

   Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles.
 ~saying on Jewelry by Sonja Henie

   America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Georges Clemenceau

   Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
 ~alcohol by Evelyn Waugh

   If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.
 ~sayings about alcohol by Anonymous Teacher

   There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.
 ~quotes about Love by Mother Teresa

   No man can follow Christ and go astray.
 ~funny alcohol quote by William H.P. Faunce

   I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
 ~saying on Women by Benny Hill

   Sometimes the biggest act of courage is a small one.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Lauren Raffo

   A grownup is a child with layers on.
 ~alcohol by Woody Harrelson

   If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine.
 ~sayings about alcohol by Author Unknown

   How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them.
 ~quotes about Vices by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

   There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   When someone comes along who genuinely thanks us, we will follow that person a very long way.
 ~saying on Friendship by Alan Loy Mcginnis

   We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Kenneth Clark

   The dance is a poem of which each movement is a world
 ~alcohol by Mata Hari

   We would rather speak ill of ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all.
 ~sayings about alcohol by François Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims

   Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons.
 ~quotes about Gifts by Ruth Ann Schabacker

   Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Ambrose Bierce

   It is labour indeed that puts the difference on everything
 ~saying on Labor Day by John Locke, An Essay Concerning Human Understanding, 1690

   The ability to be in the present moment is a major component of mental wellness.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Abraham Maslow

   California, that advance post of our civilization, with its huge aircraft factories, TV and film studios, automobile way of life... its flavourless cosmopolitanism, its charlatan philosophies and religions, its lack of anything old and well-tried rooted in tradition and character.
 ~alcohol by J.B. Priestley

   To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
 ~sayings about alcohol by William H. Walton

   What a country calls its vital... interests are not things that help its people live, but things that help it make war. Petroleum is a more likely cause of international conflict than wheat.
 ~quotes about War by Simone Weil, Ecrits historiques et politiques, 1960

   If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Karel C(apek

   Never eat more than you can lift.
 ~saying on Dieting by Miss Piggy

   When Steve and I die, we are going to be buried in the same cemetery, 60-feet 6-inches apart.
 ~funny alcohol quote by Tim McCarver, who caught all of Steve Carlton's games, 1977

   If your dreams turn to dust....vacuum
 ~alcohol by Unknown


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