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   In overcoming prejudice, working together is even more effective than talking together.
 ~quotes about Prejudice by Ralph W. Sockman

   A wonderful discovery, psychoanalysis. Makes quite simple people feel they're complex.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by S.N. Behrman

   As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words
 ~saying on Valentine's Day by William Shakespeare

   The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Angelina Jolie

   I always tried to make clear that basketball is not the ultimate. It is of small importance in comparison to the total life we live. There is only one kind of life that truly wins, and that is the one that places faith in the hands of the Savior. Until that is done, we are on an aimless course that runs in circles and goes nowhere
 ~50th birthday by John Wooden

   Leisure time is that five or six hours when you sleep at night.
 ~sayings about 50th birthday by George Allen

   The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man.
 ~quotes about Dogs by Robertson Davies

   To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Oscar Wilde

   It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants.
 ~saying on Adversity by Author Unknown

   With all the mass media concentrated in a few hands, the ancient faith in the competition of ideas in the free market seems like a hollow echo of a much simpler day.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Kingman Brewster, Jr.

   If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
 ~50th birthday by Author Unknown

   Kittens can happen to anyone.
 ~sayings about 50th birthday by Paul Gallico

   There is a temperate zone in the mind, between luxurious indolence and exacting work; and it is to this region, just between laziness and labor, that summer reading belongs.
 ~quotes about Books Reading by Henry Ward Beecher

   As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Chauncey M. Depew

   A bad grade is only one letter in the Essay of life.
 ~saying on Adversity by Lee Drake

   For you see, each day I love you more, Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Rosemonde Gerard

   Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.
 ~50th birthday by Kahlil Gibran

   The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough.
 ~sayings about 50th birthday by Bede Jarrett

   Never raise your hand to your kidsIt leaves your groin unprotected
 ~quotes about Fathers Day by Red Buttons

   Jesus is like Sugar..
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Carolyn

   Blushing is the color of virtue.
 ~saying on Humility by Diogenes

   Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent?
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Sign from Ken's Magic Shop

   We shall continue to have a worsening ecologic crisis until we reject the Christian axiom that nature has no reason for existence save to serve man.
 ~50th birthday by Lynn White, Jr., The Historical Roots of Our Ecologic Crisis, 1967

   We get ahead and rich by fighting our softness and laziness. If we prefer comfort and ease, Success is not for us.
 ~sayings about 50th birthday by

   Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.
 ~quotes about Love by Bruce Lee

   There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Salvador Dali

   There are only two great currents in the history of mankind: the baseness which makes conservatives and the envy which makes revolutionaries.
 ~saying on Politics by Edmond de Goncourt and Jules de Goncourt

   Pleasure is the flower that passes; remembrance, the lasting perfume.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Jean de Boufflers

   Racism isn't born, folks, it's taughtI have a two-year-old sonYou know what he hates? Naps! End of list
 ~50th birthday by Dennis Leary

   Players: A vital part of any sporting event, they entertain the crowd in the intervals between timeouts so the cheerleaders can take a well-earned break.
 ~sayings about 50th birthday by Author Unknown

   Forever is composed of nows.
 ~quotes about Living by Emily Dickinson

   Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Author Unknown

   A tattoo is a true poetic creation, and is always more than meets the eye. As a tattoo is grounded on living skin, so its essence emotes a poignancy unique to the mortal human condition.
 ~saying on Tattoos by V. Vale and Andrea Juno, Modern Primitives

   Anybody who is 25 or 30 years old has physical scars from all sorts of things, from tuberculosis to polio. It's the same with the mind.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Moses R. Kaufman

   Man, when he is merely what he seems to be, is almost nothing.
 ~50th birthday by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   We loved with a love that was more than love.
 ~sayings about 50th birthday by Edgar Allan Poe

   Young man, young man, your arm's too short to box with God.
 ~quotes about God by James Weldon Johnson

   Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Carol Saline

   As soon as histories are properly told there is no more need of romances.
 ~saying on History by Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass

   Let no one think that real gardening is a bucolic and meditative occupation. It is an insatiable passion, like everything else to which a man gives his heart.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Karel C(apek, The Gardener's Year, translated by M. and R. Weatherall, 1931

   Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine
 ~50th birthday by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

   You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity
 ~sayings about 50th birthday by Walt Schmidt

   All the world is a laboratory to the inquiring mind.
 ~quotes about Learning by Martin H. Fischer

   Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by George Bernard Shaw

   Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
 ~saying on Humankind by Evan Esar

   It is hard to feel individually responsible with respect to the invisible processes of a huge and distant government.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by John Gardner

   I don't love baseball. I don't love most of today's players. I don't love the owners. I do love, however, the baseball that is in the heads of baseball fans. I love the dreams of glory of 10-year-olds, the reminiscences of 70-year-olds. The greatest baseball arena is in our heads, what we bring to the games, to the telecasts, to reading newspaper reports.
 ~50th birthday by Stan Isaacs, Diamond-Studded Memories, Newsday, 9 April 1990

   Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire
 ~sayings about 50th birthday by Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld, translated from French

   I've made an odd discovery. Every time I talk to a savant I feel quite sure that happiness is no longer a possibility. Yet when I talk with my gardener, I'm convinced of the opposite.
 ~quotes about Civilization by Bertrand Russell

   A fraternity is the antithesis of fraternity. The first... is predicated on the idea of exclusion; the second (that is, the abstract thing) is based on a feeling of total equality.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by E.B. White, One Man's Meat, 1944

   When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade.
 ~saying on Creativity by Dale Carnegie

   There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment possibilities than the TV set.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Harriet van Horne

   People do not die for us immediately, but remain bathed in a sort of aura of life which bears no relation to true immortality but through which they continue to occupy our thoughts in the same way as when they were alive. It is as though they were traveling abroad.
 ~50th birthday by Marcel Proust

   Before me, even as behind, God is, and all is well.
 ~sayings about 50th birthday by John Greenleaf Whittier

   The system of nature, of which man is a part, tends to be self-balancing, self-adjusting, self-cleansing. Not so with technology.
 ~quotes about Technology by E.F. Schumacher, Small is Beautiful, 1973

   I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Bill Cosby

   Have not I myself known five hundred living soldiers sabred into crows' meat for a piece of glazed cotton, which they call their flag; which had you sold it at any market-cross, would not have brought above three groschen?
 ~saying on War by Thomas Carlyle, Sartor Resartus

   I realized that Eastern thought had somewhat more compassion for all living things. Man was a form of life that in another reincarnation might possibly be a horsefly or a bird of paradise or a deer. So a man of such a faith, looking at animals, might be looking at old friends or ancestors. In the East the wilderness has no evil connotation; it is thought of as an expression of the unity and harmony of the universe.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by William O. Douglas, Go East, Young Man, 1974

   Some people dream of success... while others wake up and work hard at it.
 ~50th birthday by Author Unknown


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