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   The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.
 ~quotes about Driving by Edward Abbey

   To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by Mark Twain, attributed

   All photographs are accurate. None of them is the truth.
 ~saying on Photography by Richard Avedon

   Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by Mark Twain, Notebook, 1935

   Some Americans need hyphens in their names, because only part of them has come over; but when the whole man has come over, heart and thought and all, the hyphen drops of its own weight out of his name
 ~40th birthday by Woodrow Wilson

   Use of advanced messaging technology does not imply an endorsement of western industrial civilization.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Anonymous email sig line

   Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Margaret Thatcher

   The three horrors of modern life - talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   A poem is true if it hangs together. Information points to something else. A poem points to nothing but itself.
 ~saying on Poetry by E.M. Forster, Two Cheers for Democracy, 1951

   The forceps of our minds are clumsy things and crush the truth a little in the course of taking hold of it.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by H.G. Wells

   In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved
 ~40th birthday by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   To give vent now and then to his feelings, whether of pleasure or discontent, is a great ease to a man's heart.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Francesco Guicciardini

   A wee child toddling in a wonder world.... I prefer to their dogma my excursions into the natural gardens where the voice of the Great Spirit is heard in the twittering of birds, the rippling of mighty waters, and the sweet breathing of flowers. If this is Paganism, then at present, at least, I am a Pagan.
 ~quotes about Nature by Zitkala-Sa

   You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by Barbara De Angelis

   A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: Because everything does.
 ~saying on Sex by Honor Tracy

   It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by Rob Cella

   When one has the feeling of dislike for evil, when one feels tranquil, one finds pleasure in listening to good teachings; when one has these feelings and appreciates them, one is free of fear.
 ~40th birthday by Buddha

   Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Tim McMahon

   Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.
 ~quotes about Water by Loren Eiseley

   As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by Bill Vaughan

   He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
 ~saying on Politics by Richard Darman, director of the Office of Management and Budget, explaining why President Bush wasn'

   We acquire the strength we have overcome.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you.
 ~40th birthday by Frank Wilczek

   My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Harry Secombe

   I think that travel comes from some deep urge to see the world, like the urge that brings up a worm in an Irish bog to see the moon when it is full.
 ~quotes about Travel by Lord Dunsany

   Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by Erica Jong, How to Save Your Own Life, 1977

   A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.
 ~saying on Media Journalism by Henry Fielding

   Perishability in a photograph is important in a picture. If a photograph looks perishable we say, Gee, I'm glad I have that moment.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by John Loengard, Pictures Under Discussion

   Psychology’s most useful lesson: We can change ourselves by changing our thoughts.
 ~40th birthday by

   Are bombs the only way of setting fire to the spirit of a people? Is the human will as inert as the past two world-wide wars would indicate?
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Gregory Clark

   There are joys which long to be ours. God sends ten thousands truths, which come about us like birds seeking inlet; but we are shut up to them, and so they bring us nothing, but sit and sing awhile upon the roof, and then fly away.
 ~quotes about Self-Discovery by Henry Ward Beecher

   Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by Marcus Tullius Cicero

   What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?
 ~saying on Homosexuality by Rita Mae Brown

   One ought to hold on to one's heart; for if one lets go, one soon loses control of the head too.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by Nietzsche

   You have to have the kind of body that doesn't need a girdle in order to get to pose in one
 ~40th birthday by Carolyn Kenmore

   Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
 ~quotes about Listening by Native American Indian Proverb

   Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by William Dement

   Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
 ~saying on Religion by Mark Twain

   Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by King Charles I

   Stop? I'm the guy. I don't stop! That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes.
 ~40th birthday by Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel, EDtv, 1999

   When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Author Unknown

   How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception.
 ~quotes about Conformity by Alfred de Musset

   Tranquil pleasures last the longest; we are not fitted to bear the burden of great joys.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by Christian Nestell Bovee

   Time flies on restless pinions - constant never.
 ~saying on Time by Friedrich Schiller

   Tomorrow never come.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by Rob

   Tree pose grows confidence. It roots me to this world.
 ~40th birthday by Terri Guillemets

   Racial superiority is a mere pigment of the imagination.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Author Unknown

   The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
 ~quotes about Government by Winston Churchill

   None are so empty as those who are full of themselves.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by Benjamin Whichcote

   If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.
 ~saying on Religion by Old Yiddish Proverb

   There are no atheists in foxholes isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by James Morrow

   If we truly love our children, we’ll develop our courage to discipline them. Without discipline they are like monkeys – at the best like savages.
 ~40th birthday by

   The Christian Right is neither.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Author Unknown

   Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
 ~quotes about Television by Ann Landers

   Be obscure clearly.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by E.B. White

   To withdraw myself from myself has ever been my sole, my entire, my sincere motive in scribbling at all.
 ~saying on Writing by Lord Byron

   I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in.
 ~funny 40th birthday sayings by John Muir, 1913, in L.M. Wolfe, ed., John Muir, John of the Mountains: The Unpublished Journals of

   If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.
 ~40th birthday by Pam Brown


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