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   My yoga instructor pissed me off, so I offered him my special moon salutation. Then I slammed my chakra shut right in his face.
 ~quotes about Yoga by The Quote Garden

   Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Leonardo da Vinci

   Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.
 ~saying on Censorship by Abbott Joseph Liebling, Do You Belong in Journalism? New Yorker, 4 May 1960

   A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Irina Dunn, 1970, commonly misattributed to Gloria Steinem who had quoted Dunn

   The art of reading is in great part that of acquiring a better understanding of life from one's encounter with it in a book.
 ~40th birthday by André Maurois

   There is a privacy about it which no other season gives you.... In spring, summer and fall people sort of have an open season on each other; only in the winter, in the country, can you have longer, quiet stretches when you can savor belonging to yourself.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Ruth Stout

   A silly idea is current that good people do not know what temptation means. This is an obvious lie. Only those who try to resist temptation know how strong it is.... A man who gives in to temptation after five minutes simply does not know what it would have been like an hour later. That is why bad people, in one sense, know very little about badness. They have lived a sheltered life by always giving in.
 ~quotes about Self-Control by C.S. Lewis

   My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by J. Brotherton

   Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring sides together.
 ~saying on Determination by Jesse Jackson

   Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Germaine De Stael

   For life in the present there is no death. Death is not an event in life. It is not a fact in the world
 ~40th birthday by Wittgenstein

   Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Author Unknown

   It is most difficult, in my mind, to separate any success, whether it be in your profession, your family, or as in my case, in basketball, from religion
 ~quotes about Basketball by John Wooden

   The older generation thought nothing of getting up at five every morning - and the younger generation doesn't think much of it either.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by John J. Welsh

   The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly.
 ~saying on Boldness by Theodore Roosevelt

   Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Leo Tolstoy

   Don't be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn't do what you do or think as you think or as fast. There was a time when you didn't know what you know today.
 ~40th birthday by Malcolm X

   Five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. The seventh day is the Lord thy God's. The sixth day is for football.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Anthony Burgess

   Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
 ~quotes about Men by Robert Byrne

   What you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Jewish Proverb

   Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as goodLuckily, this is not difficult
 ~saying on Women's Greetings by Charlotte Whitton

   While the spirit of neighborliness was important on the frontier because neighbors were so few, it is even more important now because our neighbors are so many.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Lady Bird Johnson

   If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers
 ~40th birthday by Edgar Watson Howe

   In the ideal sense nothing is uninteresting; there are only uninterested people.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Brooks Atkinson

   A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, I guess we answered that question.
 ~quotes about Sex by Author Unknown

   It wasn't until quite late in life that I discovered how easy it is to say I don't know!
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Somerset Maugham

   Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up you'll feel so good, you'll be able to start looking for a new job.
 ~saying on Jobs by Jay Leno

   I'll tell you how the sun rose a ribbon at a time.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Emily Dickinson

   Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United StatesAsk any Indian
 ~40th birthday by Robert Orben

   [Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Pat Robertson

   Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
 ~quotes about Parenting by Author Unknown

   It is the flag just as much of the man who was naturalized yesterday as of the men whose people have been here many generations.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Henry Cabot Lodge

   Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing sooner than of war
 ~saying on Adversity by Homer, Iliad

   Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Confucius

   Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.
 ~40th birthday by Janet Lane

   I know every book of mine by its smell, and I have but to put my nose between the pages to be reminded of all sorts of things.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by George Robert Gissing

   The pursuit of perfection, then, is the pursuit of sweetness and light.
 ~quotes about Perfection by Matthew Arnold

   Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Emily Kimbrough

   God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown.
 ~saying on Religion by Friedrich Neitzsche

   I saw further ahead than others because I stood on the shoulders of giants.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Newton

   The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher.
 ~40th birthday by Thomas Henry Huxley, Life and Letters of Thomas Huxley

   If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Author Unknown

   No matter how busy we are, we owe it to others to be courteous, We can’t always oblige, but we can always speak obligingly.
 ~quotes about Personality by

   If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Mary Engelbreit

   Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible.
 ~saying on Food by H.L. Mencken

   You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Author Unknown

   Tears are the silent language of grief.
 ~40th birthday by Voltaire, A Philosophical Dictionary

   We often repent the good we have done as well as the ill.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by William Hazlitt, Characteristics, 1823

   Listen to the exhortation of the dawn.
 ~quotes about Attitude by

   Learning without thought is labor lost.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Confucius

   If everyone howled at every injustice, every act of barbarism, every act of unkindness, then we would be taking the first step towards a real humanity.
 ~saying on Helping by Nelson DeMille

   It’s nobler to try something and fail than to try nothing and succeed. The result may be the same, but you won’t be. We always grow more through defeats than victories.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by

   Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
 ~40th birthday by Spanish Proverb

   May the roof above us never fall in And may we good companions beneath it never fall out.
 ~sayings about 40th birthday by Irish Blessing

   Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself.
 ~quotes about Leadership by Thomas J. Watson

   Time is the wisest counsellor of all.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Pericles

   Installment buyers become chronic debters. Use installment buying for necessities only, never for pleasures or luxuries.
 ~saying on Financial by

   I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws.
 ~funny 40th birthday saying by Charles Baudelaire

   We have rudiments of reverence for the human body, but we consider as nothing the rape of the human mind.
 ~40th birthday by Eric Hoffer


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