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   I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
 ~quotes about Men by Yoko Ono

   Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer.
 ~funniest movie quotes by Popular saying, modified from a booster slogan in the 1930s

   Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quie
 ~saying on Christmas by Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers, 1836

   At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment.
 ~funniest movie quotes by Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac

   Because a fellow has failed once or twice or a dozen times, you don't want to set him down as a failure till he's dead or loses his courage.
 ~funniest movie by George Horace Lorimer

   Freedom of the press in Britain is freedom to print such of the proprietor's prejudices as the advertiser's won't object to.
 ~sayings about funniest movie by Helen Swaffer

   Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat
 ~quotes about Valentine's Day by Ben Hecht

   The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
 ~funniest movie quotes by Lesley P. Hartley, The Go-Between, 1953

   He had the uneasy manner of a man who is not among his own kind, and who has not seen enough of the world to feel that all people are in some sense his own kind.
 ~saying on Curmudgeons by Willa Cather

   Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame.
 ~funniest movie quotes by Henry David Thoreau

   I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
 ~funniest movie by Gerald Ford

   Dress it as we may, feather it, daub it with gold, huzza it, and sing swaggering songs about it, what is war, nine times out of ten, but murder in uniform?
 ~sayings about funniest movie by Douglas Jerrold

   I believe that one of the great problems for us as individuals is the depression and the tension resulting from existence in a world which is increasingly less pleasing to the eye.
 ~quotes about Society by Lady Bird Johnson

   If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, you're the grandma.
 ~funniest movie quotes by Teresa Bloomingdale

   Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
 ~saying on Caffeine by Jonathan Swift

   Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus.
 ~funniest movie quotes by Susan Longacre

   When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
 ~funniest movie by Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948

   Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
 ~sayings about funniest movie by Norman Vincent Peale

   If you are still talking about what you did yesterday, you haven't done much today.
 ~quotes about Living by Author Unknown

   Untold suffering seldom is.
 ~funniest movie quotes by Franklin P. Jones

   One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn't think so needs a quick jab in the kidney.
 ~saying on Feminism by Cynthia Heimel, Sex Tips for Girls, 1983

   Love makes time pass; time makes love pass.
 ~funniest movie quotes by French Proverb

   Curiosity is a willing, a proud, an eager confession of ignorance.
 ~funniest movie by S. Leonard Rubinstein, Writing: A Habit of Mind

   Those whose conduct gives room for talk are always the first to attack their neighbors.
 ~sayings about funniest movie by Jean Baptiste Molière, Tartuffe

   Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
 ~quotes about Sleep by Author Unknown

   Winners never quit and quitters never win
 ~funniest movie quotes by Unkown

   Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you
 ~saying on Election Day by Author Unknown

   History supplies little beyond a list of those who have accommodated themselves with the property of others.
 ~funniest movie quotes by Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary

   We need not destroy the past. It is gone.
 ~funniest movie by John Cage

   Only a few things are really important.
 ~sayings about funniest movie by Marie Dressler

   I recoil with horror at the ferociousness of man. Will nations never devise a more rational umpire of differences than force? Are there no means of coercing injustice more gratifying to our nature than a waste of the blood of thousands and of the labor of millions of our fellow creatures?
 ~quotes about War by Thomas Jefferson

   Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor
 ~funniest movie quotes by James Russell Lowell

   If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
 ~saying on Adversity by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
 ~funniest movie quotes by William B. Yeats

   The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour.
 ~funniest movie by Japanese Proverb

   I think that if ever a mortal heard the voice of God it would be in a garden at the cool of the day.
 ~sayings about funniest movie by F. Frankfort Moore, A Garden of Peace

   Do not plan for ventures before finishing what's at hand.
 ~quotes about Responsibility by Euripides

   Family quarrels are bitter things. They don't go by any rules. They're not like aches or wounds; they're more like splits in the skin that won't heal because there's not enough material.
 ~funniest movie quotes by F. Scott Fitzgerald

   It's a good thing I stayed in Cincinnati for four years -- It took me that long to learn how to spell it
 ~saying on Baseball by Rocky Bridges

   Don't park in the spaces marked, Reserved for Umpires.
 ~funniest movie quotes by John McSherry

   Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the one you miss.
 ~funniest movie by Author Unknown

   The only thing that has to be finished by next Tuesday is next Monday.
 ~sayings about funniest movie by Jennifer Yane

   The human story does not always unfold like a mathematical calculation on the principle that two and two make four. Sometimes in life they make five or minus three; and sometimes the blackboard topples down in the middle of the sum and leaves the class in disorder and the pedagogue with a black eye.
 ~quotes about Perfection by Winston Churchill

   Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
 ~funniest movie quotes by George Smith Patton, War as I Knew It, 1947

   A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
 ~saying on Travel by Lao Tzu

   Newspapers: dead trees with information smeared on them.
 ~funniest movie quotes by Horizon, Electronic Frontier

   Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea.
 ~funniest movie by Author Unknown

   Freedom is never free
 ~sayings about funniest movie by Author Unknown

   Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.
 ~quotes about Integrity by William Faulkner

   We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin.
 ~funniest movie quotes by André Berthiaume, Contretemps

   Belief in God? An afterlife? I believe in rock: this apodictic rock beneath my feet.
 ~saying on Reality by Edward Abbey

   Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you
 ~funniest movie quotes by Langston Hughes

   The Lord's Prayer may be committed to memory quickly, but it is slowly learnt by heart.
 ~funniest movie by Frederick Denison Maurice

   What we are speaks so loudly it drowns out what we say.
 ~sayings about funniest movie by

   The least initial deviation from the truth is multiplied later a thousandfold.
 ~quotes about Honesty by Aristotle

   We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink...
 ~funniest movie quotes by Epicurus

   In its broadest ecological context, economic development is the development of more intensive ways of exploiting the natural environment.
 ~saying on Prosperity by Richard Wilkinson

   A man's dreams are an index to his greatness
 ~funniest movie quotes by Zadok Rabinwitz

   If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.
 ~funniest movie by John A. Simone, Sr.


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