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   Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
 ~quotes about Humility by Dwight Morrow

   Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant
 ~free funny saying by Horace (Quintus Horatius Flaccus), Satires

   But I have long thought that if you knew a column of advertisements by heart, you could achieve unexpected felicities with them. You can get a happy quotation anywhere if you have the eye.
 ~saying on Quotations by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

   Quality begins on the inside... and then works its way out.
 ~free funny saying by Bob Moawad

   The excesses of love soon pass, but its insufficiencies torment us forever.
 ~free by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.
 ~sayings about free by Mother Teresa

   For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity.
 ~quotes about Death by William Penn

   Democracy: The state of affairs in which you consent to having your pocket picked, and elect the best man to do it.
 ~free funny saying by Benjamin Lichtenberg

   It's easy to make a buckIt's a lot tougher to make a difference
 ~saying on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Tom Brokaw

   A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
 ~free funny saying by Chinese Proverb

   Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
 ~free by Cherokee Indian Proverb

   When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving
 ~sayings about free by Steven Wright

   We sometimes feel that we have been really understood, but it was always long ago, by someone now dead.
 ~quotes about Self by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
 ~free funny saying by Kurt Vonnegut

   Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.
 ~saying on Success by Abraham Lincoln

   There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
 ~free funny saying by Graffito

   When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
 ~free by Author Unknown

   It's at night, when perhaps we should be dreaming, that the mind is most clear, that we are most able to hold all our life in the palm of our skull. I don't know if anyone has ever pointed out that great attraction of insomnia before, but it is so; the night seems to release a little more of our vast backward inheritance of instincts and feelings; as with the dawn, a little honey is allowed to ooze between the lips of the sandwich, a little of the stuff of dreams to drip into the waking mind. I wish I believed, as J. B. Priestley did, that consciousness continues after disembodiment or death, not forever, but for a long while. Three score years and ten is such a stingy ration of time, when there is so much time around. Perhaps that's why some of us are insomniacs; night is so precious that it would be pusillanimous to sleep all through it! A bad night is not always a bad thing.
 ~sayings about free by Brian W. Aldiss

   Every other sin hath some pleasure annexed to it, or will admit of an excuse: envy alone wants both.
 ~quotes about Jealousy by Robert Burton, The Anatomy of Melancholy

   I often want to cry. That is the only advantage women have over men - at least they can cry.
 ~free funny saying by Jean Rhys

   We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.
 ~saying on Changes by Lynn Hall

   Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man as twice its natural size.
 ~free funny saying by Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929

   This is my history; like all other histories, a narrative of misery.
 ~free by Samuel Johnson

   Confidence is preparation. Everything else is beyond your control.
 ~sayings about free by Richard Kline

   If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
 ~quotes about Justice by Lord Halifax

   Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
 ~free funny saying by Ambrose Bierce

   We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one and one are two. We are finding that we must learn a great deal more about and.
 ~saying on Philosophical by Arthur Stanley Eddington

   Before you can begin to think about politics at all, you have to abandon the notion that there is a war between good men and bad men.
 ~free funny saying by Walter Lippmann

   The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.
 ~free by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   Yes, one must suffer, even in vain, so as not to have lived in vain
 ~sayings about free by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   So you are lean and mean and resourceful and you continue to walk on the edge of the precipice because over the years you have become fascinated by how close you can walk without losing your balance.
 ~quotes about Self by Attributed to Richard M. Nixon

   My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!
 ~free funny saying by Thomas Jefferson

   Here in America we are descended in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine.
 ~saying on Conformity by Dwight D. Eisenhower, address, Columbia University, 31 May 1954

   Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.
 ~free funny saying by Mary C. Crowley

   Can anything be so elegant as to have few wants, and to serve them one's self?
 ~free by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent and the serpent didn't have a leg to stand on.
 ~sayings about free by Unknown

   Sleep is the interest we have to pay on the capital which is called in at death; and the higher the rate of interest and the more regularly it is paid, the further the date of redemption is postponed.
 ~quotes about Sleep by Arthur Schopenhauer

   There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them.
 ~free funny saying by Alexandre Ledru-Rollin

   Governments should not possess instruments of coercion and violence denied to their citizens.
 ~saying on Government by Edgar A. Suter

   A sensible man will remember that the eyes may be confused in two ways - by a change from light to darkness or from darkness to light; and he will recognize that the same thing happens to the soul.
 ~free funny saying by Plato

   Always be a poet, even in prose.
 ~free by Charles Baudelaire, My Heart Laid Bare, Intimate Journals, 1864

   I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
 ~sayings about free by Gore Vidal

   We do not err because truth is difficult to see. It is visible at a glance. We err because this is more comfortable.
 ~quotes about Truth by Alexander Solzhenitsyn

   True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander.
 ~free funny saying by Charles Caleb Colton

   He who experiences the unity of life sees his own Self in all beings, and all beings in his own Self, and looks on everything with an impartial eye.
 ~saying on Attitude by Buddha

   Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over.
 ~free funny saying by Walter Anderson, The Confidence Course, 1997

   I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice.
 ~free by Kurt Rambis, on drug testing

   A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools
 ~sayings about free by Douglas Adams

   Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Iris Murdoch

   How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!
 ~free funny saying by Charles Lamb, Last Essays of Elia

   The mind is like an iceberg, it floats with one-seventh of its bulk above water.
 ~saying on Mind by Sigmund Freud

   Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net.
 ~free funny saying by Franklin Adams

   I do not believe in God, for that implies an effort of the will - I see God everywhere!
 ~free by Jean Favre

   The unfortunate thing about this world is that good habits are so much easier to give up than bad ones.
 ~sayings about free by Somerset Maugham

   The color of the mountains is Buddha's body; the sound of running water is his great speech.
 ~quotes about Nature by Dogen

   Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking atavists mounted on foot-powered pairs of Hula-Hoops would have us pumping our legs, gritting our teeth, and searing our lungs as though we were being chased across the Pleistocene savanna by saber-toothed tigers. Think of the hopes, the dreams, the effort, the brilliance, the pure force of will that, over the eons, has gone into the creation of the Cadillac Coupe de Ville. Bicycle riders would have us throw all this on the ash heap of history.
 ~free funny saying by P.J. O'Rourke

   Uno sciocco e il suo denaro son presto separati; English Equivalent: A fool and his money are soon parted
 ~saying on Money by Italian Proverb

   Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle of faith.
 ~free funny saying by Author Unknown

   You grow up the day you have your first real laugh, at yourself.
 ~free by Ethel Barrymore


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