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   Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
 ~quotes about Brothers by Susan Scarf Merrell

   When a man forgets his ideals he may hope for happiness, but not till then.
 ~famous saying mark twain by John Oliver Hobbes

   Fear is faith that it won't work out.
 ~saying on Fear by Sister Mary Tricky

   It is literally true, as the thankless say, that they have nothing to be thankful forHe who sits by the fire, thankless for the fire, is just as if he had no fireNothing is possessed save in appreciation, of which thankfulness is the indispensable ingredi
 ~famous saying mark twain by W.J. Cameron

   If someone gives you advice, it is in his own interest. - Tunisian Proverb
 ~mark twain by Tunisian Proverb

   The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
 ~sayings about mark twain by Isaac Asimov, Isaac Asimov's Book of Science and Nature Quotations, 1988

   The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
 ~quotes about Smoking by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   What's wrong with this world is, it's not finished yet. It is not competed to the point where man can put his final signature to the job and say, It is finished. We made it and it works.
 ~famous saying mark twain by William Faulkner, address, Wellesley, Massachusetts, 8 June 1952

   I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework
 ~saying on Teacher Appreciation by Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann"

   Waste is a tax on the whole people.
 ~famous saying mark twain by Albert W. Atwood

   As the poet said, Only God can make a tree - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
 ~mark twain by Woody Allen

   If experience was so important, we'd never have had anyone walk on the moon.
 ~sayings about mark twain by Doug Rader

   The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.
 ~quotes about Environment by Ralph Nader, quoted in Linda Botts, ed., Loose Talk, 1980

   The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left
 ~famous saying mark twain by Jerry M. Wright

   If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.
 ~saying on Guests by Russian Proverb

   By night, an atheist half believes in God.
 ~famous saying mark twain by Edward Young, Night Thoughts

   If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag
 ~mark twain by Author Unknown

   My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it.
 ~sayings about mark twain by Lee Trevino

   Never worry about the size of your Christmas treeIn the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall
 ~quotes about Christmas by Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas

   Peace - that was the other name for home.
 ~famous saying mark twain by Kathleen Norris

   Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
 ~saying on Honesty by Slovenian Proverb

   The only measure of your worth and your deeds will be the love you leave behind when you're gone
 ~famous saying mark twain by Fred Small

   The sweetest sounds to mortals given, Are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
 ~mark twain by William Goldsmith Brown

   We didn't all come over on the same ship, but we're all in the same boat.
 ~sayings about mark twain by Bernard M. Baruch

   Red serpents, fiery forms, and yelling hags,Fit company for mad adventurers.
 ~quotes about Halloween by Philip Freneau

   Drawing on my find command of language, I said nothing.
 ~famous saying mark twain by Robert Charles Benchley

   Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
 ~saying on Reality by Albert Einstein

   When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
 ~famous saying mark twain by Author Unknown

   Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension.
 ~mark twain by Author Unknown

   Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another
 ~sayings about mark twain by Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard

   Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on.
 ~quotes about Compliments by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Writing comes more easily if you have something to say.
 ~famous saying mark twain by Sholem Asch

   I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
 ~saying on Drugs by Author Unknown

   I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day? I remember when I was a kid I'd always ask my mom: Why don't we have a Kid's Day? We have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but why don't we have a Kid's Day? My mom would always say, Every day is Kid's Day. To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can't you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?
 ~famous saying mark twain by Rob Nash

   Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.
 ~mark twain by Gloria Naylor

   Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or yearEven when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols
 ~sayings about mark twain by Thomas Mann

   The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn't have when you were young you no longer want.
 ~quotes about Age by L.S. McCandless

   Our children more attention pay, to what we do, than what we say. Training by example is easy and fast; by explaining long and difficult.
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   Nerves and butterflies are fine - they're a physical sign that you're mentally ready and eager. You have to get the butterflies to fly in formation, that's the trick.
 ~saying on Worry by Steve Bull

   Why are men reluctant to become fathers? They aren't through being children.
 ~famous saying mark twain by Cindy Garner

   Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved.
 ~mark twain by Christopher Paul Rubero

   After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
 ~sayings about mark twain by W.C. Fields

   Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
 ~quotes about Love by Michael Leunig

   Have no fear of robbers or murderers. They are external dangers, petty dangers. We should fear ourselves. Prejudices are the real robbers; vices the real murders. The great dangers are within us. Why worry about what threatens our heads or purses? Let us think instead of what threatens our souls.
 ~famous saying mark twain by Victor Hugo

   Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
 ~saying on Alcohol by Homer Simpson

   There are no facts, only interpretations.
 ~famous saying mark twain by Friedrich Nietzsche

   The Brazilians were South America, and the Ukranians will be more European
 ~mark twain by Phil Neville

   If you are seeking creative ideas, go out walking. Angels whisper to a man when he goes for a walk.
 ~sayings about mark twain by Raymond Inmon

   A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
 ~quotes about Bores by Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race

   After you've done a thing the same way for two years, look it over carefully. After five years, look at it with suspicion. And after ten years, throw it away and start all over.
 ~famous saying mark twain by Alfred Edward Perlman, New York Times, 3 July 1958

   Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes.
 ~saying on Conformity by Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911

   I think I don't regret a single 'excess' of my responsive youth - I only regret, in my chilled age, certain occasions and possibilities I didn't embrace.
 ~famous saying mark twain by Henry James

   It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
 ~mark twain by Author Unknown

   Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.
 ~sayings about mark twain by Denis Leary

   It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
 ~quotes about Confidence by Edmund Hillary

   Yet some things you miss and some things you lose by keeping your arm outstretched.
 ~famous saying mark twain by Author Unknown

   It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.
 ~saying on Perspective by G.K. Chesterton

   Unbeing dead isn't being alive.
 ~famous saying mark twain by e.e. cummings

   What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
 ~mark twain by Sigmund Freud


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