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   The horror of that moment, the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!" "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it
 ~quotes about Adversity by Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass, 1872

   It takes an athlete to dance, but an artist to be a dancer.
 ~famous funny quote by Shanna LaFleur

   In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
 ~saying on Optimism Pessimism by Daniel L. Reardon

   He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.
 ~famous funny quote by Harold Wilson

   They have stopped deceiving you, not loving you. And it seems to you that they have stopped loving you.
 ~funny by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
 ~sayings about funny by Charles Augustin Sainte-Beuve

   They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.
 ~quotes about Dieting by William Shakespeare

   A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
 ~famous funny quote by Author Unknown

   Boredom and monotony are sure ways of separating men from mere boys.
 ~saying on Maturing Altruistically by

   The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.
 ~famous funny quote by Elizabeth Metcalf

   What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you.
 ~funny by Author Unknown

   It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools
 ~sayings about funny by Spanish Proverb

   They say a reasonable amount 'o fleas is good fer a dog - keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog, mebbe.
 ~quotes about Adversity by Edward Westcott

   Economy is half the battle of life. If you spend all you earn as you go, you won’t go far.
 ~famous funny quote by

   A cruel story runs on wheels, and every hand oils the wheels as they run.
 ~saying on Gossip by Ouida

   Deeds, not creeds, are the true measure of a man.
 ~famous funny quote by

   Without music life would be a mistake.
 ~funny by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

   If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.
 ~sayings about funny by Robert G. Ingersoll

   How is one to live a moral and compassionate existence when one finds darkness not only in one's culture but within oneself? There are simply no answers to some of the great pressing questions. You continue to live them out, making your life a worthy expression of leaning into the light.
 ~quotes about Light by Barry Lopez, Arctic Dreams

   When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible
 ~famous funny quote by From the movie When Harry Met Sally

   The insufferable arrogance of human beings to think that Nature was made solely for their benefit, as if it was conceivable that the sun had been set afire merely to ripen men's apples and head their cabbages.
 ~saying on Environment by Savinien de Cyrano de Bergerac, États et empires de la lune, 1656

   You have it in your power to turn a bad-beat around simply by realizing this simple truth: The more bad beats you encounter, the luckier you are. It's a sign that you are playing against opponents who continually take the worst of it, and if you can't beat someone who always takes the worst of it, you can't beat anyone.
 ~famous funny quote by Lou Krieger

   Be content to act, and leave the talking to others.
 ~funny by Baltasar Gracian

   The true peace of God begins at any spot a thousand miles from the nearest land.
 ~sayings about funny by Joseph Conrad

   Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.
 ~quotes about Carpe Diem by Nicolas de Chamfort

   I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it. I think if you are determined enough and willing to pay the price, you can get it done.
 ~famous funny quote by Mike Ditka

   No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers.
 ~saying on Perfection by Author Unknown

   I love to lose myself in other men's minds.... Books think for me.
 ~famous funny quote by Charles Lamb

   Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.
 ~funny by Virgil A. Kraft

   Change always comes bearing gifts.
 ~sayings about funny by Price Pritchett

   I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
 ~quotes about Jewelry by Emma Goldman

   Be curious always! For knowledge will not acquire you; you must acquire it.
 ~famous funny quote by Sudie Back

   If all mankind were to disappear, the world would regenerate back to the rich state of equilibrium that existed ten thousand years ago. If insects were to vanish, the environment would collapse into chaos.
 ~saying on Environment by Edward O. Wilson

   I have laboriously collected this cento out of diverse writers. I have wronged no authors but given every man his own.... Bees do little harm and damage no one in extracting honey; I can say of myself, whom have I injured? The matter is theirs most part, and yet mine.... it becomes something different in its new setting.
 ~famous funny quote by Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy

   Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
 ~funny by Dan Bennett

   I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill.
 ~sayings about funny by Mahatma Gandhi

   Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.
 ~quotes about Success by Booker T. Washington

   Making the decision to have a child is momentousIt is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body
 ~famous funny quote by Elizabeth Stone

   One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time
 ~saying on Columbus Day by André Gide

   When you say a situation or a person is hopeless, you're slamming the door in the face of God.
 ~famous funny quote by Charles L. Allen

   To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.
 ~funny by Aldous Huxley

   I sit astride life like a bad rider on a horse. I only owe it to the horse's good nature that I am not thrown off at this very moment.
 ~sayings about funny by Ludwig Wittgenstein

   Hope is but the dream of those who wake.
 ~quotes about Hope by Matthew Prior

   The last time I opened my chakra so I could feel my peace, I got thrown right out of the pub.
 ~famous funny quote by Terri Guillemets

   For the mystic what is how. For the craftsman how is what. For the artist what and how are one.
 ~saying on Art by William McElcheran

   No man should go through life without once experiencing healthy, even bored solitude in the wilderness, finding himself depending solely on himself and thereby learning his true and hidden strength.
 ~famous funny quote by Jack Kerouac

   [Poker is] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.
 ~funny by Raymond Chandler

   I don't like that man. I must get to know him better.
 ~sayings about funny by Abraham Lincoln

   We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one whom we love.
 ~quotes about Death by Madame de Stael

   I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of itI want to have lived the width of it as well
 ~famous funny quote by Diane Ackerman

   I never even believed in divorce until after I got married.
 ~saying on Marriage by Diane Ford

   The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunkThis drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to
 ~famous funny quote by P.J. O'Rourke

   In June, as many as a dozen species may burst their buds on a single day. No man can heed all of these anniversaries; no man can ignore all of them.
 ~funny by Aldo Leopold

   As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
 ~sayings about funny by Henry David Thoreau, Economy, Walden, 1854

   In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
 ~quotes about Justice by Lenny Bruce

   I'll be the in to your sane.
 ~famous funny quote by Numan

   Charm - which means the power to effect work without employing brute force - is indispensable to women. Charm is a woman's strength just as strength is a man's charm.
 ~saying on Charm by Havelock Ellis

   You don't get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
 ~famous funny quote by Doug Floyd

   However many holy words you read,However many you speak,What good will they do, If you do not act on upon them?
 ~funny by Buddha


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