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   Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservations.
 ~quotes about Attitude by D. Elton Trueblood

   Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives
 ~dirty funny sayings by William Dement

   Always seek a job that seems, at first thought, too big for you – for two reasons. Because you never know what you can do until you try and growth comes only when we are doing – or attempting something difficult or something new.
 ~saying on Self Confidence by

   Historians are gossips who tease the dead.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Voltaire, Scribbling Books

   The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
 ~dirty by Dave Barry

   The man who has done his level best... is a success, even though the world may write him down a failure.
 ~sayings about dirty by B.C. Forbes

   Learn to reverence night and to put away the vulgar fear of it, for, with the banishment of night from the experience of man, there vanishes as well a religious emotion, a poetic mood, which gives depth to the adventure of humanity.
 ~quotes about Night by Henry Beston

   I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich
 ~dirty funny sayings by Colonel Potter, M*A*S*H

   If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.
 ~saying on Attitude by Mary Engelbreit

   The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods
 ~dirty funny sayings by Theodor Reik, Of Love and Lust, 1957

   To think creatively, we must be able to look afresh at what we normally take for granted.
 ~dirty by George Kneller

   The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.
 ~sayings about dirty by William James

   When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.
 ~quotes about American football by George Raveling

   Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Pubilius Syrus

   I've been reading a lot lately about Indian captives. One woman who had been captured by the Indians and made a squaw was resentful when she was rescued because she'd found that there was a lot more work to do as the wife of a white man.
 ~saying on Society by Stephen Vincent Benét

   What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Abraham Lincoln

   Write down the thoughts of the moment. Those that come unsought for are commonly the most valuable.
 ~dirty by Francis Bacon

   They are not all saints who use holy water.
 ~sayings about dirty by English Proverb

   To lose one's self in reverie, one must be either very happy, or very unhappy. Reverie is the child of extremes.
 ~quotes about Daydreaming by Antoine Rivarol

   How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Oscar Wilde

   I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
 ~saying on Golf by Joe E. Lewis

   A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time
 ~dirty funny sayings by William C. Feather

   Action will remove the doubts that theory cannot solve.
 ~dirty by Tehyi Hsieh

   You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
 ~sayings about dirty by P.J. O'Rourke, A Parliament of Whores

   Many laws as certainly make bad men, as bad men make many laws.
 ~quotes about Justice by Walter Savage Landor, Imaginary Conversations

   The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
 ~dirty funny sayings by David Brinkley

   An otherwise happily married couple may turn a mixed doubles game into a scene from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.
 ~saying on Tennis by Rod Laver

   [H]istorians have powerful imaginations, which are essential and dangerous.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Robert Stinson

   I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul. No, give me a ruined complexion and a lost figure and sixteen chins on a farmyard of Crow's feet and an obvious wig. Then you shall see me coming out strong.
 ~dirty by George Bernard Shaw, to Mrs. Patrick Campbell

   [M]y own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose.
 ~sayings about dirty by J.B.S. Haldane, Possible Worlds and Other Papers, 1927

   The great men of science are supreme artists.
 ~quotes about Science by Martin H. Fischer

   Your environment largely shapes your future. Take the time to select one that will shape the kind you’d like to have.
 ~dirty funny sayings by

   A hug is the shortest distance between friends.
 ~saying on Hugs by Author Unknown

   No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Henry Brooks Adams, The Education of Henry Adams, 1907

   Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
 ~dirty by Author Unknown

   You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
 ~sayings about dirty by Franklin P. Jones

   Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
 ~quotes about Computers by Clifford Stoll

   Most things in life are moments of pleasure and a lifetime of embarrassment; photography is a moment of embarrassment and a lifetime of pleasure.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Tony Benn

   To dance with a man is to concentrate a twelvemonth's regulation fire upon him in the fragment of an hour. To pass to courtship without acquaintance, to pass to marriage without courtship, is a skipping of terms reserved for those alone who tread this royal road
 ~saying on Dance by Thomas Hardy

   Accidents, and particularly street and highway accidents, do not happen - they are caused.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Ernest Greenwood

   Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor.
 ~dirty by Arnold Toynbee

   The more corrupt the republic, the more numerous the laws.
 ~sayings about dirty by Tacitus, Annals

   You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.
 ~quotes about Society by Earl Wilson

   If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
 ~dirty funny sayings by J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye

   If you hate your lot but wouldn't trade it, it's not your lot you hate.
 ~saying on Wise Words by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   I take it that what all men are really after is some form of, perhaps only some formula of, peace.
 ~dirty funny sayings by James Conrad

   Aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
 ~dirty by James Alexander Thom

   It is well that you should celebrate your Arbor Day thoughtfully, for within your lifetime the nation's need of trees will become serious. We of an older generation can get along with what we have, though with growing hardship; but in your full manhood an
 ~sayings about dirty by Theodore Roosevelt, 1907 Arbor Day Message

   Men may come, men may go, but I go on forever
 ~quotes about Attitude by

   Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Art Buchwald

   In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't.
 ~saying on Faith by Blaise Pascal

   If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Will Rogers

   As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them
 ~dirty by John Fitzgerald Kennedy

   Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart
 ~sayings about dirty by Author Unknown

   How often we fail to realize our good fortune in living in a country where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy
 ~quotes about Independence Day by Paul Sweeney

   A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Mark Twain

   Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.
 ~saying on Death by Alice Walker

   I am a part of all that I have met.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Alfred Lord Tennyson

   To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet.
 ~dirty by Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon, 1825


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