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   No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
 ~quotes about Caffeine by Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

   Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
 ~dirty funny saying by Aristotle

   Men hate to be misunderstood, and to be understood makes them furious.
 ~saying on Curmudgeons by Edgar Saltus

   I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
 ~dirty funny saying by R. Geis

   Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
 ~dirty by Mary Hirsch

   I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
 ~sayings about dirty by James Madison, speech, Virginia Convention, 1788

   It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door, he used to say. You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.
 ~quotes about Wise Words by J.R.R. Tolkien, Three Is Company, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, 1954

   The young people who come to me in the hope of hearing me utter a few memorable maxims are quite disappointed. Aphorisms are not my forte, I say nothing but banalities.... I listen to them and they go away delighted.
 ~dirty funny saying by Andre Gide

   He who strikes first shows his ideas have run out.
 ~saying on Maturing Altruistically by

   Then there is the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches.
 ~dirty funny saying by W.I.E. Gates

   You know why there are so many whitefish in the Yellowstone River? Because the Fish and Game people have never done anything to help them.
 ~dirty by Russell Chatham, Silent Seasons, 1978

   There they stand, the innumerable stars, shining in order like a living hymn, written in light.
 ~sayings about dirty by N.P. Willis

   I think the best pictures are often on the edges of any situation, I don't find photographing the situation nearly as interesting as photographing the edges.
 ~quotes about Photography by William Albert Allard, The Photographic Essay

   Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut.
 ~dirty funny saying by Author Unknown

   An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
 ~saying on Peace by Mahatma Gandhi

   The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.
 ~dirty funny saying by Carol Matthau

   Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
 ~dirty by Lord Chesterfield

   The violence we do to ourselves in order to remain faithful to the one we love is hardly better than an act of infidelity.
 ~sayings about dirty by François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665

   Objects are inorganic and biological values; subjects are social and intellectual values
 ~quotes about Attitude by Robert M. Pirsig

   If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.
 ~dirty funny saying by Alice Duer Miller

   Yes, I will go. I would rather grieve over your absence than over you.
 ~saying on Heartache by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Habits are safer than rules; you don't have to watch them. And you don't have to keep them, either. They keep you.
 ~dirty funny saying by Frank Crane

   We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking, only to learn that it is God who is shaking them
 ~dirty by Charles C. West

   Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. The airplane simply carries a man on its back like an obedient Pegasus; it gives him no wings of his own.
 ~sayings about dirty by Louis J. Helle, Jr., Spring in Washington

   Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
 ~quotes about Freedom by H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, 1956

   They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.
 ~dirty funny saying by James G. Watt, quoted in Newsweek, 8 March 1982

   The best time to make friends is before you need them.
 ~saying on Friendship by Ethel Barrymore

   Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!
 ~dirty funny saying by Charlotte M. Yonge

   Old houses mended,Cost little less than new before they're ended.
 ~dirty by Colley Cibber

   The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you have lived to my age, you will begin to think letters are never worth going through the rain for.
 ~sayings about dirty by Jane Austen

   I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
 ~quotes about Humor by Drew Barrymore

   The education and empowerment of women throughout the world cannot fail to result in a more caring, tolerant, just and peaceful life for all
 ~dirty funny saying by Aung San Suu Kyi

   I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
 ~saying on Human Rights by Barry Goldwater

   I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.
 ~dirty funny saying by Marlo Thomas

   There is no use whatever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb himself.
 ~dirty by Andrew Carnegie

   There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
 ~sayings about dirty by Martial

   No woman is required to build the world by destroying herself.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Rabbi Sofer

   Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom.
 ~dirty funny saying by Phyllis Theroux, Night Lights

   A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age
 ~saying on Birthdays by Robert Frost

   I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
 ~dirty funny saying by Jorge Luis Borges

   As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it.
 ~dirty by Buddy Hackett

   My daddy's face is a study. Winter moves into it and presides there. His eyes become a cliff of snow threatening to avalanche, his eyebrows bend like black limbs of leafless trees. His skin takes on the pale cheerless yellow of winter sun; for a jaw he has the edges of a snowbound field dotted with stubble; his high forehead is the frozen sweep of the Erie.
 ~sayings about dirty by Toni Morrison

   Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
 ~quotes about Dogs by Roger Caras

   A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
 ~dirty funny saying by Oscar Wilde

   We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws.
 ~saying on Sisters by Rose Macaulay

   It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
 ~dirty funny saying by Henry Louis Mencken

   Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
 ~dirty by William Hazlitt

   Poetry is the art of uniting pleasure with truth.
 ~sayings about dirty by Samuel Johnson

   The making of friends, who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man's success in life
 ~quotes about Friends by Edward Everett Hale

   Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
 ~dirty funny saying by W.C. Fields

   Science is the record of dead religions.
 ~saying on Science by The Oscariana of Oscar Fingall O'Flaherty Will Wilde [1856-1900] for George Bernard Shaw

   Because hypocrisy stinks in the nostrils one is likely to rate it as a more powerful agent for destruction than it is.
 ~dirty funny saying by Rebecca West, The Strange Necessity, 1928

   For friends... do but look upon good Books: they are true friends, that will neither flatter nor dissemble.
 ~dirty by Francis Bacon

   Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
 ~sayings about dirty by Mother Teresa

   Think of the fierce energy concentrated in an acorn! You bury it in the ground, and it explodes into an oak! Bury a sheep, and nothing happens but decay.
 ~quotes about Vegetarianism by George Bernard Shaw

   I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.
 ~dirty funny saying by Joe E. Lewis

   Men have need of history because, without it, the past threatens to overwhelm them.
 ~saying on History by Guy Fregault, La guerre de la conquête

   Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
 ~dirty funny saying by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   You can owe nothing, if you give back its light to the sun.
 ~dirty by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin


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