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   Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure. Carried to its logical conclusion, it means that some have the right to prevent others from living; for the right to own implies the right exclusively to occupy; and in fact laws of trespass are enacted wherever property in land is recognized. It follows that if the whole area of terra firma is owned by A, B, and C, there will be no place for D, E, F and G to be born, or, born as trespassers, to exist.
 ~quotes about Property by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   Be God or let God.
 ~day funny mother sayings by Author Unknown

   If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
 ~saying on Effort by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

   Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you
 ~day funny mother sayings by Maori Proverb

   Poetry is nearer to vital truth than history.
 ~day mother by Plato, Ion

    How am I going to live today in order to create the tomorrow I'm committed to?
 ~sayings about day mother by Anthony Robbins

   Every human being has a right to hear what other wise human beings have spoken to him. It is one of the Rights of Men; a very cruel injustice if you deny it to a man!
 ~quotes about Censorship by Thomas Carlyle

   The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.
 ~day funny mother sayings by William Penn, Some Fruits of Solitude, 1693

   I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
 ~saying on Justice by Keith Richards

   A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea, which is one you forget about afterwards.
 ~day funny mother sayings by A.A. Milne

   A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
 ~day mother by Ruth Bell Graham

   Men get laid, but women get screwed.
 ~sayings about day mother by Quentin Crisp

   I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot
 ~quotes about Veterans Day by Gary Hart

   A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a quip, and worried to death by a frown on the right man's brow.
 ~day funny mother sayings by Charlie Brower

   It takes a smart man to recognize a wise man and a smarter one to learn from him.
 ~saying on Proverbs by

   Happiness is the natural flower of duty.
 ~day funny mother sayings by Phillips Brooks

   If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.
 ~day mother by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   How hard it is to escape from places. However carefully one goes they hold you - you leave little bits of yourself fluttering on the fences - like rags and shreds of your very life.
 ~sayings about day mother by Katherine Mansfield

   She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
 ~quotes about Parties by Evelyn Waugh

   Oh, Heaven, it is mysterious, it is awful to consider that we not only carry a future Ghost within us; but are, in very deed, Ghosts!
 ~day funny mother sayings by Thomas Carlyle

   Waste not the smallest thing created, for grains of sand make mountains, and atomies infinity. Waste not the smallest time in imbecile infirmity, for well thou knowest that seconds form eternity.
 ~saying on Carpe Diem by E. Knight

   It takes more strength of character to withstand good fortune than bad.
 ~day funny mother sayings by La Rochefoucauld, Reflections, 1665

   I love the confidence that makeup gives me
 ~day mother by Tyra Banks

   You can out-distance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you.
 ~sayings about day mother by Rwandan Proverb

   A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile.
 ~quotes about Smiles by Author Unknown

   Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taughtAcademy, n.: A modern school where football is taught
 ~day funny mother sayings by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   A woman is like a tea bag. It's only when she's in hot water that you realize how strong she is.
 ~saying on Feminism by Carl Sandburg

   Peace comes from within: Do not seek it without.
 ~day funny mother sayings by Buddha

   Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
 ~day mother by Author Unknown

   I'm not religious, but I like God and he likes me.
 ~sayings about day mother by Tony Kushner, Angels in America

   You think you are killing me. I think you are committing suicide.
 ~quotes about Hawww by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
 ~day funny mother sayings by W.C. Fields

   In its early stages, insomnia is almost an oasis in which those who have to think or suffer darkly take refuge.
 ~saying on Sleep by Colette

   We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say this we imagine that hour as placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun or that death could arrive this same afternoon, this afternoon which is so certain and which has every hour filled in advance.
 ~day funny mother sayings by Marcel Proust

   A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
 ~day mother by Hazel Nicholson

   Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
 ~sayings about day mother by P.J. O'Rourke

   May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live
 ~quotes about Love by Robert A. Heinlein

   I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end... I have lost every other friend on earth, I shall at least have one friend left, and that friend shall be down inside of me.
 ~day funny mother sayings by Abraham Lincoln

   The greatest enemy of any one of our truths may be the rest of our truths.
 ~saying on Truth by William James

   Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.
 ~day funny mother sayings by George Orwell, Animal Farm

   Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
 ~day mother by John Wayne

   The basic principles of success have been passed on to us by men who came before us.
 ~sayings about day mother by

   To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.
 ~quotes about Weather by George Santayana

   Its’ not our drinking that gets us stinking; It’s our stinking thinking that gets us drinking.
 ~day funny mother sayings by

   More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
 ~saying on Marriage by Doug Larson

   Our names are labels, plainly printed on the bottled essence of our past behavior.
 ~day funny mother sayings by Logan Pearsall Smith

   It is not impossibilities which fill us with the deepest despair, but possibilities which we have failed to realize.
 ~day mother by Robert Mallett, Apostilles, 1972

   Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
 ~sayings about day mother by Oscar Wilde

   There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.
 ~quotes about Money by Robert Benchley

   One of the most delightful things about a garden is the anticipation it provides.
 ~day funny mother sayings by W.E. Johns, The Passing Show

   If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see, you can be said to be so much a representative of your culture that you are a victim of it.
 ~saying on Conformity by S.I. Hayakawa

   My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
 ~day funny mother sayings by Jerry Hall

   Let freedom never perish in your hands.
 ~day mother by Joseph Addison

   No good opera plot can be sensible:... people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.
 ~sayings about day mother by W.H. Auden, Time, 29 December 1961

   He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it
 ~quotes about Fathers Day by Clarence Budington Kelland

   Let no sleep fall upon your eyes until you’re reviewed the acts of the day. What did I forgot or do wrong? Think up a way to avoid it in the future. What more could I have done or done better? Asking questions of yourself impels you to think for the answers.
 ~day funny mother sayings by

   Make the most of the fact that life is always changing. Change it for the better.

 ~saying on Family by Ralph Marston

   Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
 ~day funny mother sayings by Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, 1969

   There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity
 ~day mother by Washington Irving, The Sketch Book, 1820


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