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   Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.
 ~quotes about Helping by Mohammed Ali

   That which the dream shows is the shadow of such wisdom as exists in man, even if during his waking state he may know nothing about it.... We do not know it because we are fooling away our time with outward and perishing things, and are asleep in regard to that which is real within ourself.
 ~daily funny quotes by Paracelsus, quoted in The Dream Game

   I have had my results for a long time: but I do not yet know how I am to arrive at them.
 ~saying on Science by Karl Friedrich Gauss

   The road to success is full of women pushing their husband along. Men have knowledge. Women, wisdom.
 ~daily funny quotes by

   I have fallen in love a thousand times in my lifetime. All which have been with books
 ~daily by Unknown

   Age is only a number, a cipher for the recordsA man can't retire his experienceHe must use it
 ~sayings about daily by Bernard Baruch

   Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Zsa Zsa Gabor

   Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul.
 ~daily funny quotes by John Muir

   The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.
 ~saying on Optimism Pessimism by Robert Brault

   Order without liberty and liberty without order are equally destructive.
 ~daily funny quotes by Theodore Roosevelt

   A dirty book is rarely dusty.
 ~daily by Author Unknown

   The truest expression of a people is in its dances and its music...Bodies never lie
 ~sayings about daily by Agnes De Mille

   When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity.
 ~quotes about Relationship by Dale Carnegie

   The world is so full of wonderful things, that we should all be as happy as kings.
 ~daily funny quotes by

   I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
 ~saying on Integrity by Author Unknown

   He know nothing about motivation. All we can do is write books about it
 ~daily funny quotes by Peter F. Drucker

   Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick.
 ~daily by Laurence Shames

   Nature always strikes back. It takes all the running we can do to remain in the same place.
 ~sayings about daily by Rene Dubos, Medical Utopias, 1961

   You're more trouble than the children are is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.
 ~quotes about Grandparents by Gene Perret

   We have long had death and taxes as the two standards of inevitability. But there are those who believe that death is the preferable of the two. At least, as one man said, there's one advantage about death; it doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
 ~daily funny quotes by Erwin N. Griswold

   It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.
 ~saying on Labor by Charles Baudelaire

   Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking.
 ~daily funny quotes by Mahatma Gandhi

   Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country.
 ~daily by Sinclair Lewis

   True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
 ~sayings about daily by Kurt Vonnegut

   When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
 ~quotes about Fathers by Mark Twain, Old Times on the Mississippi Atlantic Monthly, 1874

   My favorite animal is steak.
 ~daily funny quotes by Fran Lebowitz

   Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind.
 ~saying on Libraries by Richard Powers

   The multitude of books is making us ignorant.
 ~daily funny quotes by Voltaire

   Modesty is the lowest of the virtues, and is a confession of the deficiency it indicates. He who undervalues himself is justly overvalued by others.
 ~daily by William Hazlitt

   The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.
 ~sayings about daily by Author Unknown

   An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything.
 ~quotes about Apologies by Lynn Johnston

   Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
 ~daily funny quotes by Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought

   The pacifist's task today is to find a method of helping and healing which provides a revolutionary constructive substitute for war.
 ~saying on Peace by Vera Brittain, 1964

   A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.
 ~daily funny quotes by Author Unknown

   Henceforth I ask not good-fortune, I myself am good-fortune.
 ~daily by Walt Whitman

   I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.
 ~sayings about daily by Betsy Salkind

   Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock
 ~quotes about Anniversaries by Author Unknown

   All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance.
 ~daily funny quotes by Theodore M. Hesburgh

   For me, a page of good prose is where one hears the rain [and] the noise of battle.
 ~saying on Writing by John Cheever

   I exploit the greed of all hitters
 ~daily funny quotes by Lew Burdette

   After all, the main question will be the opener: Hello, are you there? If the reply should turn out to be Yes, hello, we might want to stop there and think about that, for quite a long time.
 ~daily by Lewis Thomas, Lives of a Cell, 1974

   We all grow up with the weight of history on us. Our ancestors dwell in the attics of our brains as they do in the spiraling chains of knowledge hidden in every cell of our bodies.
 ~sayings about daily by Shirley Abbott

   Everything you could have been, all the accolades you could have won and all the achievements that have been nagging at your mind until now, didn’t happen for one reason only. You procrastinated.
 ~quotes about Success by Nisandeh Neta

   Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave
 ~daily funny quotes by A.A. Milne

   Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
 ~saying on Procrastination by Don Marquis

   My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
 ~daily funny quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

   The body's habituation to walking as normal stems from the good old days. It was the bourgeois form of locomotion: physical demythologization, free of the spell of hieratic pacing, roofless wandering, breathless flight. Human dignity insisted on the right to walk, a rhythm not extorted from the body by command or terror. The walk, the stroll, were private ways of passing time, the heritage of the feudal promenade in the nineteenth century.
 ~daily by Theodor W. Adorno

   The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
 ~sayings about daily by Doug Larson

   Vanity is the quicksand of reason
 ~quotes about Vanity by George Sand

   There is something self-defeating in the too-conscious pursuit of pleasure.
 ~daily funny quotes by Max Eastman

   Psychoanalysis and Zen, in my private psychic geometry, are equal to nicotine. They are anti-existential. Nicotine quarantines one out of existence.
 ~saying on Hawww by Norman Mailer

   You know that our breathing is the inhaling and exhaling of air. The organ that serves for this is the lungs that lie round the heart, so that the air passing through them thereby envelops the heart. Thus breathing is a natural way to the heart. And so, having collected your mind within you, lead it into the channel of breathing through which air reaches the heart and, together with this inhaled air, force your mind to descend into the heart and to remain there.
 ~daily funny quotes by Nicephorus the Solitary

   We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.
 ~daily by Mark Twain

   Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
 ~sayings about daily by Jim Davis, Garfield

   Death is the most beautiful adventure in life
 ~quotes about Curiosity by Charles Frohman

   Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
 ~daily funny quotes by Confucius

   Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order.
 ~saying on Dancing by Samuel Beckett

   You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will forget tomorrow the kind words you say today, but the recipient may cherish them over a lifetime.
 ~daily funny quotes by Dale Carnegie

   Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
 ~daily by Jean Paul Richter


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