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   Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you
 ~quotes about Graduation by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   There are more adventures on a chessboard than on all the seas of the world
 ~daily funny quote by Pierre Mac ORLAN

   Movement is a medicine for creating change in a person's physical, emotional, and mental states.
 ~saying on Exercise by Carol Welch

   All problems become smaller if you don't dodge them but confront them.
 ~daily funny quote by William F. Halsey

   Men who never get carried away should be.
 ~daily by Malcolm Forbes

   If you want work well done, select a busy man - the other kind has no time.
 ~sayings about daily by Elbert Hubbard

   God made so many different kinds of people. Why would he allow only one way to serve him?
 ~quotes about Religion by Martin Buber

   I don't believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at.
 ~daily funny quote by Maya Angelou

   There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.
 ~saying on Sex by Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour

   The best kind of rain, of course, is a cozy rain. This is the kind the anonymous medieval poet makes me remember, the rain that falls on a day when you'd just as soon stay in bed a little longer, write letters or read a good book by the fire, take early tea with hot scones and jam and look out the streaked window with complacency.
 ~daily funny quote by Susan Allen Toth, England For All Seasons

   Men will often admit other women are oppressed but not you.
 ~daily by Sheila Rowbotham

   A door opens to me. I go in and am faced with a hundred closed doors.
 ~sayings about daily by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   If a man is called a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and Earth will pause to say, Here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well.
 ~quotes about Effort by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   Law never made men a whit more just; and by means of their respect for it, even the well-disposed are daily made the agents of injustice. A common and natural result of an undue respect for law is that you may see a file of soldiers, colonel, captain, corporal, privates, powder-monkeys, and all marching in admirable order over hill and dale to the wars, against their wills, ay, against their common sense and consciences, which makes it very steep marching indeed, and produces a palpitation of the heart. They have no doubt that it is a damnable business in which they are concerned; they are all peaceably inclined. Now, what are they? Men at all? or small movable forts and magazines, at the service of some unscrupulous man in power? The mass of men serve the State thus, not as men mainly, but as machines, with their bodies.... In most cases there is no free exercise whatever of the judgment or of the moral sense; but they put themselves on a level with wood and earth and stones; and wooden men can perhaps be manufactured that will serve the purpose as well.
 ~daily funny quote by Henry David Thoreau, On the Duty of Civil Disobedience

   No one ever fails. They just quit trying. Many of our greatest men tried and fail so often they decided to quit – but tried once more – and won.
 ~saying on Success by

   I am unable to understand how a man of honor could take a newspaper in his hands without a shudder of disgust.
 ~daily funny quote by Charles Baudelaire

   The twin killers of success are impatience and greed.
 ~daily by Jim Rohn

   Our only security is our ability to change.
 ~sayings about daily by John Lilly

   The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
 ~quotes about Books Reading by Mark Twain, attributed

   Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.
 ~daily funny quote by James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960

   I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it
 ~saying on April Fool's Day by Edgar Allan Poe

   Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself.
 ~daily funny quote by Antoine de Saint-Exupery

   If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.
 ~daily by Ashleigh Brilliant

   I refuse to prove that I exist says God, for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing. Oh, says man, but the Babel Fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't. Q.E.D. Oh, I hadn't thought of that, says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
 ~sayings about daily by Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

   Poverty is the mother of crime.
 ~quotes about Poverty by Marcus Aurelius

   I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.
 ~daily funny quote by Tom Clark

   If I might comprehend Jesus Christ, I could not believe on Him. He would be no greater than myself. Such is my consciousness of sin and inability that I must have a superhuman Saviour.
 ~saying on Jesus Christ by Daniel Webster

   Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep.
 ~daily funny quote by Catherine O'Hara

   I just could not stand the idea of eating meat - I really do think that it has made me calmer.... People's general awareness is getting much better, even down to buying a pint of milk: the fact that the calves are actually killed so that the milk doesn't go to them but to us cannot really be right, and if you have seen a cow in a state of extreme distress because it cannot understand why its calf isn't by, it can make you think a lot.
 ~daily by Kate Bush

   Chowder breathes reassurance. It steams consolation.
 ~sayings about daily by Clementine Paddleford

   If you are physically sick, you can elicit the interest of a battery of physicians; but if you are mentally sick, you are lucky if the janitor comes around.
 ~quotes about Sanity by Martin H. Fischer

   True friends are those who know the worst about us, but allow for our intentions.
 ~daily funny quote by

   If the mind, that rules the body, ever so far forgets itself as to trample on its slave, the slave is never generous enough to forgive the injury, but will rise and smite the oppressor.
 ~saying on Body by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
 ~daily funny quote by Oscar Wilde

   Language is the most imperfect and expensive means yet discovered for communicating thought.
 ~daily by William James

   The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.
 ~sayings about daily by John Buchan

   A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election
 ~quotes about Election Day by Bill Vaughan

   Sadness flies away on the wings of time.
 ~daily funny quote by Jean de La Fontaine

   Feminism directly confronts the idea that one person or set of people [has] the right to impose definitions of reality on others.
 ~saying on Feminism by Liz Stanley and Sue Wise

   What is more important in a library than anything else - than everything else - is the fact that it exists.
 ~daily funny quote by Archibald MacLeish, The Premise of Meaning, American Scholar, 5 June 1972

   The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
 ~daily by Roseanne Barr

   Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.
 ~sayings about daily by Dale Carnegie

   Few of us write great novels; all of us live them.
 ~quotes about Life by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them
 ~daily funny quote by Earvin "Magic" Johnson

   The Bible may be the truth but it's not the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
 ~saying on Religion by Samuel Butler

   False opinions are like false money, struck first of all by guilty men and thereafter circulated by honest people who perpetuate the crime without knowing what they are doing.
 ~daily funny quote by Joseph De Maistre

   Sadness flies away on the wings of time
 ~daily by Jean de La Fontaine

   The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions.
 ~sayings about daily by Bishop Mandell Creighton

   We all know how the size of sums of money appears to vary in a remarkable way according as they are being paid in or paid out.
 ~quotes about Money by Julian Huxley, Essays of a Biologist, 1923

   Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope... and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance.
 ~daily funny quote by Robert F. Kennedy

   We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still.
 ~saying on Philosophical by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   For those who do not think, it is best at least to rearrange their prejudices once in a while.
 ~daily funny quote by Luther Burbank

   In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.
 ~daily by José Narosky

   Every actual state is corrupt. Good men must not obey laws too well.
 ~sayings about daily by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it
 ~quotes about Football by Graeme Le Saux

   These blessed candles of the night.
 ~daily funny quote by William Shakespeare, referring to stars, Merchant of Venice

   The camera cannot lie, but it can be an accessory to untruth.
 ~saying on Photography by Harold Evans, Pictures on a Page

   Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer
 ~daily funny quote by Bruce Graham

   If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
 ~daily by Hamilton Fish


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