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   It is the land of perpetual pubescence, where cultural lag is mistaken for renaissance.
 ~quotes about Places by Ashley Montagu, about California

   Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got it's worth. No one except a friend can be trusted, Your life will never ever get rusted
 ~cool and funny quotes by Unknown

   It's so exciting to visit my son's cubicle! I worked hard to put you through college. Now I'll see the results of my investment. Um...You did attend classes, right
 ~saying on Bureaucracy by Dilbert

   Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control
 ~cool and funny quotes by Tom Landry

   A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble.
 ~cool by Charles H. Spurgeon

   Few really believe. The most only believe that they believe or even make believe.
 ~sayings about cool by John Lancaster Spalding

   It's such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother - that's why the world calls her grandmother.
 ~quotes about Grandparents by Author Unknown

   I count myselt in nothing else so happy As in a soul rememb'ring my good friends
 ~cool and funny quotes by William Shakespeare

   Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
 ~saying on Anger by Malachy McCourt

   Never make a companion equal to a brother.
 ~cool and funny quotes by Hesiod

   He who is born a fool is never cured
 ~cool by Proverb

   Always live up to your standards - by lowering them, if necessary.
 ~sayings about cool by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Easy reading is damn hard writing.
 ~quotes about Writing by Nathaniel Hawthorne

   All God's angels come to us disguised.
 ~cool and funny quotes by James Russell Lowell

   The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
 ~saying on Kindness by Nelson Henderson

   It is a comely fashion to be glad; Joy is the grace we say to God.
 ~cool and funny quotes by Jean Ingelow

   There are an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
 ~cool by Peter Drucker

   Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
 ~sayings about cool by Jean Kerr

   We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey
 ~quotes about Patriot Day by Kenji Miyazawa

   Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind.
 ~cool and funny quotes by François Duc de la Rochefoucauld

   Sweat silently. Let's have no squawking about a little expenditure of energy.
 ~saying on Complaining by Martin H. Fischer

   Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
 ~cool and funny quotes by Author Unknown

   The laws of conscience, which we pretend to be derived from nature, proceed from custom.
 ~cool by Michel de Montaigne, translated

   A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool.
 ~sayings about cool by Author Unknown

   Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball.
 ~quotes about Soccer by Jim Murray, 1967

   Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship
 ~cool and funny quotes by Dorothy Parker

   The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak.
 ~saying on Simplicity by Hans Hofmann, Introduction to the Bootstrap, 1993

   Proverbs were bright shafts in the Greek and Latin quivers.
 ~cool and funny quotes by Benjamin Disraeli

   The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.
 ~cool by Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995

   People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
 ~sayings about cool by Logan Pearsall Smith, Trivia, 1917

   Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own
 ~quotes about Patriotic by Seneca

   Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.
 ~cool and funny quotes by Faith Whittlesey

   Not all religion is to be found in the church, any more than all knowledge is found in the classroom.
 ~saying on Religion by Author Unknown

   The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
 ~cool and funny quotes by Alfred Hitchcock

   Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present
 ~cool by Marcus Aurelius

   Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past.
 ~sayings about cool by Jack London

   I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
 ~quotes about Freedom by Simone de Beauvoir

   Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty
 ~cool and funny quotes by Sicilian Proverb

   Scrapbooking isn't about scraps of paper and photos. Scrapbooking is about scraps of life - yours and those special to you.
 ~saying on Scrapbooking by Rebecca Sower

   Loafing is harder than working. Ask the man who tried both. The heaviest burden is to have nothing to do. We get most tired standing still.
 ~cool and funny quotes by

   Sir, more than kisses, letters mingle souls.
 ~cool by John Donne

   Wise saying are like great man talking to us. It’s the closest most of us can get to greatness. They are the cheapest teachers, consultants, advisors, guidelines, pilots, sign posts, guardians, and counselors. They make us wisdom wise in one hundredth of time of any other source of knowledge or wisdom. Get closely acquainted with them. They are shorts cut to wisdom. Yes, they’re just common sense, common sense ten feet high. Few young people accept such simple truths as found in them. No glamour, no hucos-pocus, no dramatics, no magic, just old-fashioned words, but power found nowhere else.
 ~sayings about cool by

   For true love is inexhaustible; the more you give, the more you have. And if you go to draw at the true fountainhead, the more water you draw, the more abundant is its flow
 ~quotes about Romantic Quotes by Antoine de Saint

   It's so hard when I have to, and so easy when I want to.
 ~cool and funny quotes by Annie Gottlier

   The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing is best after all.
 ~saying on Family by Benjamin Spock

   My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life
 ~cool and funny quotes by Lee Iacocca

   This is nothing. I've got nine writers standing here. McGwire had 200 writers when he had 30 home runs
 ~cool by Barry Bonds

   There is no greater invitation to love than loving first
 ~sayings about cool by St. Augustine

   A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
 ~quotes about Fathers by Enid Bagnold

   If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
 ~cool and funny quotes by Arthur Goldberg

   You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.
 ~saying on Marriage by Jim, age 10

   Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none.
 ~cool and funny quotes by Friedrich Nietzche, Human, All Too Human, 1879

   A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
 ~cool by Bill Vaughan

   Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts
 ~sayings about cool by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

   When there's no one to blame and no one to complain to, there’s a tremendous sense of potential. If you don’t like your life the way it is, then change it.
 ~quotes about Success by Nisandeh Neta

   A skirt is no obstacle to extemporaneous sex, but it is physically impossible to make love to a girl while she is wearing trousers.
 ~cool and funny quotes by Helen Lawrenson

   We are all primary numbers divisible only by ourselves.
 ~saying on Self by Jean Guitton

   Problems are messages
 ~cool and funny quotes by Shakti Gawain

   Nonviolence doesn't always work - but violence never does.
 ~cool by Madge Micheels-Cyrus


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