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   You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
 ~quotes about Age by Allen

   Don't cry because it's overSmile because it happened
 ~cool and funny quote by Theodor Seuss Geisel, attributed

   Who does not thank for little will not thank for much.
 ~saying on Gratitude by Estonian Proverb

   No man was ever great without a touch of divine afflatus.
 ~cool and funny quote by Cicero

   A story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end... but not necessarily in that order.
 ~cool by Jean Luc Godard

   Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.
 ~sayings about cool by Billy Connolly

   A brother shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams.
 ~quotes about Brothers by Author Unknown

   Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor.
 ~cool and funny quote by Ulysses S. Grant

   Good things, when short, are twice as good.
 ~saying on Brevity by Baltasar Gracian, The Art of Worldly Wisdom

   If we all, mountain bikers, cyclists, multinational companies, Jo Public, respected the land like old civilizations we wouldn't get so many punctures. Earth's revenge.
 ~cool and funny quote by Jo Burt (Thank you, Jacquie.)

   Sometimes the best way to hold onto something is to let it go.
 ~cool by Author Unknown

   If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.
 ~sayings about cool by William Tecumseh Sherman

   Discipline is the hidden ingredient that turns nobodies into somebody.
 ~quotes about Self Discipline by

   We use our brains too little, and when we do, it is only to make excuses for our reflexes and our instincts.
 ~cool and funny quote by Martin H. Fischer

   The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion.
 ~saying on Censorship by Henry Steele Commager

   Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.
 ~cool and funny quote by Henry David Thoreau, Chesuncook, The Maine Woods, 1848

   Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
 ~cool by John Leonard, New York Times, 2 November 1975

   I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
 ~sayings about cool by Flash Rosenberg

   Bad is never good until worse happens.
 ~quotes about Adversity by Danish Proverb

   In reading, a lonely quiet concert is given to our minds; all our mental faculties will be present in this symphonic exaltation.
 ~cool and funny quote by Stéphane Mallarmé

   A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
 ~saying on Courage by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Another way of approaching the thing is to consider it unnamed, unnameable.
 ~cool and funny quote by Francis Ponge

   She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
 ~cool by Groucho Marx

   In true dialogue, both sides are willing to change.
 ~sayings about cool by Thich Nhat Hanh

   The purpose of psychology is to give us a completely different idea of the things we know best.
 ~quotes about Psychology by Paul Valéry, Tel Quel, 1943

   I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
 ~cool and funny quote by Rodney Dangerfield

   Of all the supervised conditions for life offered man, those under U S A's constitution have proved the best. Wherefore, be sure when you start modifying, corrupting or abrogating it.
 ~saying on America by Martin H. Fischer

   There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval.
 ~cool and funny quote by George Santayana

   'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.
 ~cool by William Makepeace Thackeray

   Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.
 ~sayings about cool by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Hitch your wagon to a star
 ~quotes about Graduation by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   At a certain age some people's minds close up; they live on their intellectual fat.
 ~cool and funny quote by William Lyon Phelps

   [T]he historian must serve two masters, the past and the present.
 ~saying on History by Fritz Stern, The Varieties of History

   By nature, man is raw and wild. To be useful he must be disciplined. Without discipline all of us are mere children – at best adolescents.
 ~cool and funny quote by

   A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future.
 ~cool by Author Unknown

   Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.
 ~sayings about cool by Pablo Picasso

   I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian.... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
 ~quotes about Driving by Will Rogers

   Who, being loved, is poor?
 ~cool and funny quote by Oscar Wilde

   The most beautiful view is the one I share with you.
 ~saying on Beauty by Author Unknown

   Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.
 ~cool and funny quote by Thomas Jefferson

   The most difficult part of attaining perfection is finding something to do for an encore.
 ~cool by Author Unknown

   To all of us who hold the Christian belief that God is truth, anything that is true is a fact about God, and mathematics is a branch of theology.
 ~sayings about cool by Hilda Phoebe Hudson

   We work for praise, and dawdle once we have it.
 ~quotes about Effort by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   The first question which the priest and the Levite asked was: If I stop to help this man, what will happen to me? But... the good Samaritan reversed the question: If I do not stop to help this man, what will happen to him?
 ~cool and funny quote by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   They can hollar at the uniform all they want, but when they hollar at the man wearing the uniform, they're in trouble
 ~saying on Baseball by Umpire Joe Brinkman

   The distance is nothing; it is only the first step that is difficult.
 ~cool and funny quote by Marie de Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise du Deffand, letter to Jean Le Rond d'Alembert, 7 July 1763

   Helping your eldest to pick a college is one of the greatest educational experiences of life - for the parents. Next to trying to pick his bride, it's the best way to learn that your authority, if not entirely gone, is slipping fast.
 ~cool by Sally and James Reston

   A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
 ~sayings about cool by Jimmy Cannon

   I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.
 ~quotes about Books Reading by Groucho Marx

   Often, the surest way to convey information is to tell the strict truth.
 ~cool and funny quote by Mark Twain

   There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them
 ~saying on Retirement by Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

   There were honest people long before there were Christians and there are, God be praised, still honest people where there are no Christians. It could therefore easily be possible that people are Christians because true Christianity corresponds to what they would have been even if Christianity did not exist.
 ~cool and funny quote by G.C. Lichtenberg

   God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.
 ~cool by Alfred Jarry, Gestes et Opinions du Docteur Faustroll Pataphysicien, 1911

   It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.
 ~sayings about cool by Epicurus

   The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
 ~quotes about Funny Saying by Robin Williams

   Tennis is not a gentle game. Psychologically, it is vicious. That people are only just beginning to come to terms with this fact illustrates just how big a con trick has been perpetrated on the non-playing tennis public - and even a few players, usually losing players - for decades.
 ~cool and funny quote by Richard Evans

   To the degree we're not living our dreams, our comfort zone has more control of us than we have over ourselves
 ~saying on Dreams by Peter McWilliams Author

   Bush is in a strong position -- for now. Let's hope he knows that politics won't stay pleasantly boring forever
 ~cool and funny quote by National Review Online

   He has not learned the first lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear.

 ~cool by Emerson


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