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   The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.
 ~quotes about Kindness by Benjamin Disraeli

   You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
 ~clean funny saying by Franklin P. Jones, referring to the atomic bomb

   Silence was the last word we spoke, it filled the air heavy with forevers...
 ~saying on Love by

    Anyone serious about playing indoor, you should play outdoor
 ~clean funny saying by Sean Scott

   The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit
 ~clean by Nelson Henderson

   Like a piece of ice on a hot stove the poem must ride on its own melting.
 ~sayings about clean by Robert Frost

   If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
 ~quotes about Golf by Paul Gallico

   Even when we know what is right, too often we fail to act. More often we grab greedily for the day, letting tomorrow bring what it will, putting off the unpleasant and unpopular.
 ~clean funny saying by Bernard M. Baruch

   God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers.
 ~saying on Mothers by Jewish Proverb

   Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
 ~clean funny saying by Cathy Carlyle

   Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music.
 ~clean by William Stafford

   The Future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.
 ~sayings about clean by C.S. Lewis

   Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
 ~quotes about Parenting by Bill Cosby, Fatherhood, 1986

   Think positively about yourself.... ask God who made you to keep on remaking you.
 ~clean funny saying by Norman Vincent Peale

   We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
 ~saying on Society by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   To Crystal, hair was the most important thing on earth. She would never get married because you couldn't wear curlers in bed.
 ~clean funny saying by Edna O'Brien

   The most persistent sound which reverberates through men's history is the beating of war drums.
 ~clean by Arthur Koestler, Janus: A Summing Up

   When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
 ~sayings about clean by Peter O'Toole

   We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth's creatures, the worrying animal. We worry away our lives.
 ~quotes about Worry by Lewis Thomas, The Medusa and the Snail, 1979

   From a worldly point of view there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
 ~clean funny saying by Samuel Butler, Note-Books, 1912

   Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse.
 ~saying on Men by Dave Barry

   Those who won our independence believed liberty to be the secret of happiness and courage to be the secret of liberty
 ~clean funny saying by Louis D. Brandeis

   Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.
 ~clean by C.D. Jackson

   Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
 ~sayings about clean by M.G. Siriam

   Is death the last sleep? No--it is the last and final awakening
 ~quotes about Death by Sir Walter Scott

   Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
 ~clean funny saying by Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism

   The departure of our boys to foreign parts with the ever-present possibility that they might never return, taught the real value of photography to every father and mother. To many a mother the photograph of her boy in his country's uniform was the one never-failing consolation.
 ~saying on Photography by Louis Fabian Bachrach

   In all things that are purely social we can be as separate as the fingers, yet one as the hand in all things essential to mutual progress.
 ~clean funny saying by Booker T. Washington

   The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't matureMarry a younger one."
 ~clean by Rita Rudner

   Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials.
 ~sayings about clean by Meryl Streep

   Obesity is really widespread.
 ~quotes about Dieting by Joseph O. Kern II

   Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts.
 ~clean funny saying by Author Unknown

   what you do is what you get
 ~saying on Career by

   I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
 ~clean funny saying by Paul Merton

   Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
 ~clean by Richard Bach

   To live remains an art which everyone must learn, and which no one can teach.
 ~sayings about clean by Havelock Ellis

   I knew a man who once said, death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.
 ~quotes about Death by From the movie Gladiator

   Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance.
 ~clean funny saying by Robert Quillen

   Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
 ~saying on American football by George F. Will

   Maybe part of loving is learning to let go.
 ~clean funny saying by From the television show The Wonder Years

   A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
 ~clean by Groucho Marx

   Do not... regard the critics as questionable patriots. What were Washington and Jefferson and Adams but profound critics of the colonial status quo?
 ~sayings about clean by Adlai Stevenson

   America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
 ~quotes about America by John Updike

   New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening
 ~clean funny saying by Hamilton Wright Mabie

   I am my kid's mom
 ~saying on Children by Dr. Laura Schlessinger

   If we shall take the good we find, asking no questions, we shall have heaping measures.
 ~clean funny saying by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man: He fornicated and read the papers.
 ~clean by Albert Camus

   Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most to make you proud.
 ~sayings about clean by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.
 ~quotes about Smoking by Author Unknown

   Education is the transmission of civilization.
 ~clean funny saying by Ariel and Will Durant

   There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody
 ~saying on Money by Adlai Stevenson

   A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason that a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary parts.
 ~clean funny saying by William Strunk, Jr., The Elements of Style, 1918

   Remember the great adversity of art or anything else is a hurried life.
 ~clean by Robert James Waller

   Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything
 ~sayings about clean by Unknown

   Live simply that others might simply live.
 ~quotes about Helping by Elizabeth Seaton

   The reluctance to put away childish things may be a requirement of genius.
 ~clean funny saying by Rebecca Pepper Sinkler

   We are like people with short-term leases on summer cottages; we can never seem to make our provisions come out even with our stay.
 ~saying on Life by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.
 ~clean funny saying by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   The formative period for building character for eternity is in the nursery. The mother is queen of that realm and sways a scepter more potent than that of kings or priests.
 ~clean by Author Unknown


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